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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Watching @mikeflanaganfilm.com's reimagining of Carrie. I'm only a few episodes in, but I just have to say that they need to cancel the Carrie franchise right now if anyone plans to cast anyone but #SamanthaSloyan to play Margaret White. She's crushing it.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

But if billionaires aren’t allowed to steal from the rest of us, how will they bring about Gilded Age 2.0? Those cruise ship-sized super yachts and $5M ugly wedding dresses don’t pay for themselves, you know.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

And now the only witnesses to Chumley’s physical and cognitive collapse will be his inner circle of boot lickers. That was probably the reason for the ban in the first place.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I tried to preserve my faith in humanity by telling myself this is an engagement bot posting rage bait, but then it sunk in that if that’s the case, a human used their free time to create this bot. #TeamAsteroid

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

So we’re gatekeeping geography now? Oh, Bluesky…

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Brad, I get it. No group on Earth is more oppressed than straight white men. Controlling only 95% of the world is tantamount to genocide because you don't control 100% of it. Now step aside so I can get a scoop of my own casserole because I'm the only one who knows how to season food in this crew.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Whatever you say, guy who has definitely never tried to get the attention of random young women on public transit by yanking the earbuds out of their ears.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Enjoy your MAGA Senator for the next six years, Michigan. But I guess this was the point all along. What will it take to make people less stupid? How much find out will it take to make people stop fucking around?

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Look how cool! A person I'm acquainted with on Instagram does photography with antique equipment and he did a portrait of his cat using a camera made in 1926. www.instagram.com/glass_negati...

beautiful black and white photo of a black and white cat sitting up on an elegant couch end table. It is posed for a studio photo with a black background.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

There is a lorge beast living in my home. Don’t worry, he’s tame. And sleepy. And always hungry. #Flerken #Frito #FritoJeremiahMcFlerken

A massive and handsome orange tabby boy sleeps on a turquoise couch with a computer mouse and a TV remote beside him to show how lorge he is. He’s not fat, he’s just literally that fluffy.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Yet another narcissist who’ll do anything for the attention she never got from mommy and daddy. Sit the fuck down and shut up, Karen. No one wants to hear your cry for help. This is why noise cancelling headphones exist.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

The parents of Derry, Maine should keep a close eye on their kids for a while.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Related: what do ghost hunting and looking for Bigfoot have to do with travel? Like, at all?

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I haven’t even seen it yet and I already know that Samantha Sloyan is the Margaret White to beat all other Margaret Whites.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

And it doesn’t stop with wives/girlfriends, it extends to female colleagues, too. I lost count of the number of times some dude who gets paid way more than me expected me to spoon-feed him info he could easily find himself before I finally put my foot down and said no.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I no longer feel weird about having a crush on a video game character with people like this running around. At least I know he’s not real.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

They probably get “fuck you” texts so often that it has become the equivalent of “text STOP to unsubscribe.”

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Grateful for this post because it gave me so many tankies to block. Making my Bluesky experience better one nuked fake AI account at a time.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

The model on the right wore it best, mostly because it’s not three sizes too small.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

He just has to force himself into and poison every joyful moment, doesn't he? ETTD.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I appreciate @scamperbeasts.bsky.social more than usual tonight because Flerken is doing zoomies like it's his job and sounds like a herd of wild horses while doing so. I know he was well cared-for in the three homes he lived in before me, because a cat doesn't grow to his size by being underfed.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

“Only 90s kids will know what this is,” and it’s a can of Sprite.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

So Lindsay Graham dies and all of a sudden Mitch shows up looking fresh-faced and like he's never been ill. I'm not saying he's a life force-sucking vampire, but... And I swear I'm not a tinhat, but I'm gonna need to see the real date stamp on that photo.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

If oppressive heat and humidity are the price we have to pay for the gates of Hell opening to welcome Mitch McConnell and Harvey Weinstein home, I’ll gladly put up with it.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

If Weinstein, McConnell and Chumley all go before the 4th, people will have a whole new reason to set off fireworks.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Send me noods. And by that I mean send me your best noodle recipes. #noodles

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Oh, we got trouble. Right here in River City.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I'm getting there on truly understanding white privilege, but it seems like a part of it is being a white European who can afford to spend thousands to travel to the US just to insult everything about a country they are a guest in.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

Not sure what I accidentally clicked on to make it happen but 5% of my feed today is some lady pouring cornmeal into a beaker and 95% “I made this gelato 100% totally from scratch using cream I got straight from the cow I keep in my bedroom closet” but it’s getting tiring.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I guess food shaming is the trend this week on Bluesky. Next week’s challenge: find something even stupider to bitch about for attention.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

So many legit things the rest of the world can be mad at us for and some people pick THIS hill to die on. Make it make sense.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Tonight, Maine said "why should Republicans get all the Nazis?" Fuck Maine. Mm.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

The people who are upset because they think Travis Willingham's voice is too deep for Sephiroth are gonna shit their pants if they ever hear Toshiyuki Morikawa's portrayal of him.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Seriously, Bluesky? This is considered “graphic media” but unlabeled furry porn is just fine?

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Melon Husk must be broker than anyone thought if he’s this desperate for that 8 bucks a month.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

The Met Gala. The one day a year when celebrities get to find out just how much their stylists hate them. It’s telling when Mrs. Bezos has the least ridiculous outfit.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Did the amount of unlabeled furry porn fall below acceptable levels?

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

The irony of FFVII’s Sephiroth’s image being used to sell real life products considering he was probably similarly exploited in-story by Shinra.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Now that the season is coming to an end, the Pittsburgh Winter Collection is half off at a shop near you!

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

It doesn’t matter how big a No Kings crowd is if no one in that crowd can be bothered to vote. If you want change, vote for it. If you just want to socialize, join a club.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Hey! MAGA and non-voters! Guess what? You fucked us and you fucked us good. But guess what else!!! You're fucked, too. Drown in your tears, assholes. How's that revolution going, little children? I hope mommy and daddy can still afford to pay your rent after they've lost their jobs.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Mr. Frito Jeremiah McFlerken snoozling under the St. Patrick’s Day colors. Or as we say in Pittsburgh, PA, “kellers.”

A handsome orange tabby boy is laying on his fat mama’s lap and is trying to go to sleep with the St. Patrick’s Day green lights on. He’s wide awake now. We’ll see how this shakes out.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Fito aka Flerken aka Frito Jeremiah McFlerken napping on his 3000 blankets.

A handsome orange tabby boy in blue light doing what he does best: napping on soft blankets.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

So glad to see Molly, aka The Thing of Evil still happy and thriving!

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

OK, snow, you were pretty the first two days, but you can go ahead and fuck right off now.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

You don't even want to know what sacrifice was required in order to get some time on a UNIVAC I.

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Sephiroth S. Pumpkins 🎃 @ghostofgenerayburn.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

I’m touching The Belly. And he’s OK with it. For now. If you don’t hear from me in three days, it’s because I’ve been cut to ribbons. I’m okay with that.

A handsome orange tabby boy allows mama to touch his belly. WOW.

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