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Kethy

@ghostdrive.bsky.social
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kethy, not young but not old, cat lady (ΦωΦ) "deeply bizarre and anti-man" -- Barbie (2023)

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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
you do not understand the HOWLING laughter this is making me do
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Either The Blob (was convinced it was under the bed ready to get me) or Pumpkin Head (reason unknown lmao)
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#GuessTheGame #1600 🎮 🟩 ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ ⬜ #EternalExpertofGaming guessthe.game/p/1600 My brother and I play Guess the Game together and we have our own strengths and we both immediately knew this one, and when I turned to him to be all "its [x]!" he was making the Gumball smug wiener dog face
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My widdle 12 year old June is the cutest.
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lol jesus christ
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#11 Metroid (1986) As someone who has only beaten Dread, I'm finally getting around to playing the entirety of the Metroid series. And phew, lemme tell you, were it not for the Nintendo Switch Online rewind function I'd have physically snapped something into pieces. Such a hard game!
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
wrestling is weird and fascinating
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sharpie S-Gel + Kokuyo Campus Soft Ring notebook = most satisfying writing experience of all time. This ink and paper work so well together.
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i'm very sorry for how much this reply made me laugh farmers are wild.
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this comment in an askreddit post about perimenopause 👀
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
watched dan olson's mr. beast invitation video and this reply is sending me into HOWLING LAUGHTER
Reply on youtube saying, "The real way you know Jimmy doesn’t have fandom is because people aren’t writing mpreg of him and the boys on ao3"
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
#10 Servant of the Lake (2026)
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
so! fucking! cool!!
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
always in awe with this lady's room painting ideas
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
yessss yesssssssssssssss
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
this image lol
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
don't think this is a challenge for anyone with adhd
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
One of the main protagonists kinda resembles me lol
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
#9 Fear the Spotlight (2024)
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
this is an incredibly funny coupon deal rn heb wants to make sure a parent has energy!
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
okay so i completely skipped Dan's Mr. Beast video because I already hate the guy and don't need to be convinced. But now I REALLY need to watch his vid in the Beast Studios as well as the collab vid with Mr. Beat.
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Horny at First Sight leading to a lasting marriage is always the funniest kind of romance
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
sam's club had a super cute pink throw with ghosts in display, but there were none available on the shelves 😭
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
wait, i never would have connected electrolytes and dry eyes
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
this convo on a reddit post someone showing how badly OP's mom fucked up their toe tripping (its gorey!) had me laughing because I absolutely let out a loud WHEW seeing the images
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
this reply about sugar gliders is making me cackle piss piss piss
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@disesteem.bsky.social there's an askreddit post asking about zookeeper experiences and this pelican comment gave me a laugh
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
lmao oh no
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
these descriptions on reddit of peoples' salvia experiences are making me cackle jfc
reddit comment of " Can confirm. I became a dinosaur’s intestines. I wasn’t IN the dinosaur’s intestines. I was the intestines. But, Rumpelstiltskin style, if I could say the name of the dinosaur, I could escape. I figured out the name of the dinosaur, but couldn’t say its name because I was intestines. I felt like I was intestines for months. And then reality snapped back and it had been about a minute.

Don’t recommend. But it doesn’t feel like it was harmful. Just weird and kinda unpleasant. "

reply to that comment of " First time I did it, I smoked it in a cemetery at dusk, laid down and saw my liver rise out of my body, turn into slices of liver, which then became liver envelopes, which postmarked themselves to Germany and flew off into the sky. Uncomfortable for sure, but not painful.

I ended up doing it again a few more times at an apartment and finding a skeletal dinosaur demon thing made of bones during one trip, but he didn’t pose a threat to me because I had no body. But I think that was probably the mf that was tryna get my liver slices the first time. So, Germans, look out for that fucker if you ever smoke salvia. Perhaps the guy above me here got drafted as his intestines!"comment reading: "Fuck salvia, I took a bong rip of it once and became the letter T for god knows how long. My friend found me rolling around on the floor mumbling to myself. Never again. "

reply reading: " i became a refrigerator magnet stuck to the wall of the universe, and i sloooowly got peeled off and when i came unstuck and fell to the ground, i woke up""I tripped and was a crunch bar in a vending machine for what felt like forever. Just watching from my slot. It was my life. When it ended I fell into a shredder at the bottom "
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Big Mood 🫠
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
this description of Mark Zuckerberg is KILLING me
reddit user toweljuice saying " Why does his eye area always look like he just got done throwing up "
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
still AMAZED by the stencil work she did on the ceiling and walls
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
also
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Not sure about the taupe, but the other 3 colors are cool. Made with pantonecolors.net/pantone-birth-chart #big3 #pantonechallenge #zodiacpantone
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
what is that chyron???
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
this is funnier than when someone waters a fake plant thinking its real
text reading "Update I smelled it. It’s a fucking black licorice jelly bean. I’ve been carrying around a jelly bean covered in Arkansas dirt for 7 years under the impression it was a rock. I hate this. I hate life. I hate myself. "
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
HELP I'M CACKLING
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
when will the werewolf chris fic be updated
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Another rec related to the above: damp mattress from before getting a cooling pad would lead to discolored bed sheets, like some sort of fucked up Shroud of Turin. Boy is it demoralizing thinking you're a disgusting sweat machine! Anyway, this right here got my sheets looking new or newish again.
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
omg pls no, not his angelic locks!
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
me af
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Thinking about Yikes! brand pencils from the 90s. Specifically the ones with the lines carved in them. Those were a textural DREAM. Nice to rub, the sound that section made when sharpening was so! satisfying! Don't have any thoughts on the eraser part so I guess there was nothing special there.
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
jfc this month is almost a 2 periods month 💀
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
i can't stop thinking about it lmaooooo
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
somehow bro got on the topic of Runts candy yesterday and the wail of NOOOOO???? i let out learning the cherry flavor (the best flavor) was discontinued in 2007 was hilarious have not had a Runts in forever yet knowing cherry is gone had me feeling something lol
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Most random pairing I've read fic for has to be Guriko from Worst! with Sena from Eyeshield 21 (Because in one chapter of Worst Guriko talks to someone named Sena and this inspired someone on ff.net lmao)(in fact, i'm looking at the fic rn)
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
getting kindergarten room decor vibes from her applique
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
i love wrestling
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Kethy @ghostdrive.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
love when fic poke fun at Leon's 90s hair
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