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rahat @ghost.rip · 30/08/2023
welcome to the club 🤝 rahatah.me/d
rahatah.me
rahat ahmed
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rahat @ghost.rip · 29/08/2023
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rahat @ghost.rip · 26/08/2023
actually I'm in Dallas now, which is strictly worse
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rahat @ghost.rip · 26/08/2023
come over to my place
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rahat @ghost.rip · 18/08/2023
kanorado, kanopolis, more like kan I get out of this state
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rahat @ghost.rip · 10/08/2023
[after six] seven
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rahat @ghost.rip · 09/08/2023
same
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rahat @ghost.rip · 08/08/2023
I'll take it over DFW any day
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rahat @ghost.rip · 28/07/2023
congrats!
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rahat @ghost.rip · 28/07/2023
why the fuck is letterboxd calling Cillian Murphy babygirl
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rahat @ghost.rip · 25/07/2023
they gotta put folks with normal tickets like you on the plane to make it as real as possible
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rahat @ghost.rip · 25/07/2023
they're selling special tickets now for ppl who can't afford a real flight, you get all the experience of security check-ins and boarding last but you never have to take off
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rahat @ghost.rip · 25/07/2023
birth control methods like condoms or spermicide are redundant. the kids you give birth to will die anyway
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rahat @ghost.rip · 25/07/2023
100% of kids die, what's even the point
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rahat @ghost.rip · 24/07/2023
rewatched an episode of House where he mentions googling an obituary. i don't think it was that easy back then but im pretty sure that'd be near impossible today
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rahat @ghost.rip · 24/07/2023
"on this site nothing happened" plaques invoke the interesting numbers paradox
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rahat @ghost.rip · 20/07/2023
I should get $8 from everyone who uses this extension since I deleted my acc when he took over.
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rahat @ghost.rip · 20/07/2023
wish that were me
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rahat @ghost.rip · 19/07/2023
hate this but on the plus side they opened a location nearby so it evens out
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rahat @ghost.rip · 19/07/2023
used to feel this way until burnout made me dread maintaining little projects and tweaks amid a constantly evolving environment. now I wonder if the reason customizability has fallen off is bc everyone in the industry feels the same
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rahat @ghost.rip · 18/07/2023
At least we didn't have to suffer through Andrew Garfield
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rahat @ghost.rip · 18/07/2023
just saw a billboard for velvet taco that said just "Chat GPTaco". Dallas has fallen
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rahat @ghost.rip · 17/07/2023
I have trypophobia
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rahat @ghost.rip · 17/07/2023
Facebook marketplace listing that says:

$600 Selling Black Counch
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rahat @ghost.rip · 10/07/2023
🍗
a lovely brown and white cat posed like a chicken leg
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rahat @ghost.rip · 01/07/2023
ok it disappeared... thank you neighbors.
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rahat @ghost.rip · 01/07/2023
you don't understand how big horse poop is
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rahat @ghost.rip · 01/07/2023
police horses dropped a big mud pie in front of my house... what do I do
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rahat @ghost.rip · 25/06/2023
idk I gotta agree
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rahat @ghost.rip · 25/06/2023
which side was it
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rahat @ghost.rip · 07/06/2023
a cool bit for a linguist would be to do a podcast pretending to explain phrases like "imma head" to a victorian era peasant. I wouldn't listen to it but it should exist
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Glitch.com @handle.invalid · 06/06/2023
~simple-period-tracker is a secure web app that glitch.com/@rahatarmanahmed built for his partner and features the best possible app icon: a photo of their cat! 😸 simple-period-tracker.glitch.me
simple-period-tracker.glitch.me
Simplest PWA
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rahat @ghost.rip · 04/06/2023
it's bc you didn't visit me, the luggage hasn't finished its job
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rahat @ghost.rip · 31/05/2023
the only hiccup is that the app icon is a pic of our cat. let's see if they fly with it
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rahat @ghost.rip · 31/05/2023
apparently glitch wants to feature the period app I made for my wife that she doesn't even use
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rahat @ghost.rip · 16/05/2023
i wish there was a better way of getting them than paying $3 for a small bag at the indian grocers though
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rahat @ghost.rip · 16/05/2023
a cool idea would be to make one of those windows xp simulators in the browser that lets you open limewire and let you download mp3s at abysmal speeds that you can listen to. but there's no real files it's all backed by spotify or something. just to get a real strong nostalgia hit
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rahat @ghost.rip · 06/05/2023
had the nicest taco bell drive thru experience
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rahat @ghost.rip · 06/05/2023
cannot get a read on the vibe in Montana. they got lofi beats playing at the motel
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rahat @ghost.rip · 06/05/2023
my CPAP supplier wants me to pay an invoice by logging into a pdf???
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rahat @ghost.rip · 05/05/2023
Bengali YouTube has some bad influences
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rahat @ghost.rip · 04/05/2023
my aunt once called me b/c her youtube channel got temp shadowbanned for doing some follow4follow shit
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rahat @ghost.rip · 04/05/2023
i don't mind chicken broth ones but that's not super common either
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rahat @ghost.rip · 04/05/2023
should I give up on finding good vegetarian ramen? it's almost always bland but it's like inherently inauthentic so I don't know what it should taste like. the best ones i've had are heavily americanized
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prerat @prer.at · 02/05/2023
uh oh
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rahat @ghost.rip · 03/05/2023
had a good one today
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rahat @ghost.rip · 02/05/2023
went to a coffee shop to focus but their espresso machine broke as soon as i got there and then a manic pixie girl went around complimenting everyone but skipped me. bro sundar i'll RTO you don't gotta do me like this
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rahat @ghost.rip · 02/05/2023
here she is now
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rahat @ghost.rip · 02/05/2023
throwback to when we got this freak
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rahat @ghost.rip · 02/05/2023
nvm I blew out a fuse with that other solder joint I wasn't supposed to make. replacing it fixed it. how many engineers does it take to replace a light bulb?: one but it takes two days
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