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Ghost Goat

@ghost-goat.bsky.social
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Findhelp.org Oppose fascism A broken cog stops the machine but so do a few rusty ones. Be a menace. If you can’t be a menace be a nuisance. Lots of profanity. Occasional whiskey. Incorporeal. No race. No gender. Just a dead goat.

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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I haven’t been to a single protest since my knee surgery bc I don’t want to be a liability to others when the police get violent 
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Honestly, centrist Democrats are not just complacent They are actively enabling fascism
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The US has never NOT committed war crimes both foreign and domestic. It’s literally the DNA of the country We will never see accountability unless there is massive social upheaval
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Centrist Democrats are just as corrupt as the Republicans, unfortunately Owned by corporate interests and Israel This isn’t something we can midterm our way out of
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh fuck Trump is gunna bomb Kyiv
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Kinda like bad things happen when you steal a country and then steal people to build it Unfortunately, things are going to have to get so much worse down here for any meaningful change
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I mean… I am them. Kinda It’s complicated But this is going to be at least a small slice of karma that the US desperately deserves and NEEDS
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s almost like this was bound to happen when we stopped with all the guard rails that normally kept us safe
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The US is sooo cooked Ah well
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What if the techbros did their turn around on AI because AI explained that billionaires are what’s wrong with humanity and should be removed by any means necessary
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Remember when Ed Sheeran showed up on some random episode of Game of Thrones and Twitter collectively mocked him for being that hipster who shows up to the party and whips out his guitar when no one actually cares? Pepperidge Farm remembers
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ok Grindr You had plenty of time to prepare for Dallas This is on YOU
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Can we please get armed guards around Sir Ian McKellen and Sir Patrick Stewart? We can’t trust Death after Tim and Dolly
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry, too? And yet THOSE men are still alive….? The Grim Reaper is on Thiel’s payroll, huh?
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Godamn it Not Dolly Parton and not now *sad ghost noises*
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Iran should do the funniest possible thing right now and initiate food drops for the USS Abraham Lincoln The Lego vids would be delicious
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I’m now also blocked and I don’t even remember what it was about
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Does that mean Hell is empty and we can just go there?
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Why is everything terrible and on fire right now? Uuggh
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
We still have evacuation space for people and animals We have networked with other small farmers and homesteaders and still have space for camping, trailers, RVs, ect Plus livestock pens and dog runs are ready! PM or Signal Ghost.559
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Please no
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
We are in the dumbest timeline, my god
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Def considering a Jimothy costume for ICE protests this year
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Billionaires protecting billionaires
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Every commercial farm CEO now knows that it’s legal and acceptable to poison Americans as long as they pay a bribe after Our entire food safety has collapsed thanks to Taylor Farms
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I’ve been on a social media hiatus and I’m only breaking it to mock Andrew Tates arrest pics Why is he dressed like someone’s lesbian auntie?
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
*Steve Bannon emerges from the depths with a duckling trapped in his jaws*
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
If you want to stay ahead of the game just tell the boss that your kink is disappointing authority figures. Follow me for more work/life advice
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Please let him die on on the 4th of July Please oh please oh please
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Oooh! They just made an ecological enclosure for Steven Bannon so he can be closer to his natural habitat of slime.
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
They call it a reflecting pool for a reason Because DC is a fucking swamp #TeamAlgae
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I was just being a good sport
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I love how in the US, if you’re in an elevator, the person standing next to the buttons is officially The Button Keeper and until they exit, it is their sacred duty to ask every person who enters “What floor?” like words to an ancient rite
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It’s a management issue
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Iran just won the Oil World Cup Good game USA
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Thoughts and prayers …That he never leaves
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Thoughts and prayers for Mitch McConnell Not that he recovers or anything I just like thinking about him in the hospital
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Horrified moment of “am I being racist or…?”
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
One person has to be a victim for charges to be pressed under SOME circumstances but you can still be sued for injury But even if the cop can’t charge you for assault, they still can for disturbing the peace or anything else they want to make up Unfortunately, we are going to have to go underground
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
OK so upon further research that’s absolutely not true.
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Scotland/Haiti match has confusing uniforms
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Wait what? We have that here?!?! My entire summer plans have changed
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This is hard for me to admit Humbling, really Kinda shakes my self identity But I gotta confess As a Pacific Coast ghost… I’m jealous of NY right now Absolutely immaculate vibes And World Cup fans? More, please You are incredible We still have good things
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Perimenopausal and menopausal people don’t even need weapons They are the berserkers
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
What a beautiful stadium! At least that won’t die in darkness
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I will NEVER go back to the Nazi Place but dear god Hunter Biden is over there without a fuck to spare and it’s glorious
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Surgery successful! Good job to the medical team and also to the star of the show, my left knee
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Bundibugyo JFC Gunna be real mad if I survive all this bullshit just to be taken down by a strain of Ebola that sounds like a rabid Teletubbies extra
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Aren’t those both bots?
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Ghost Goat @ghost-goat.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Red states can’t handle the air traffic of Blue because they are poor This would just collapse the system which is of course the entire fucking point
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