John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 8hI guess the Good Lord needed a 5-gallon-bucket-of-shelf-stable-chicken-ala-king salesman up there beside Him in Heaven. #blessed 010
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 8hMy Tito’s ad is out there in the wild now. www.instagram.com/p/DeHi-ZPjhG...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 131
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 9hThe news not giving a shit that Trump asked Iran to bomb California because he’s our wacky irascible comedian president. 🤬static.klipy.comDonald Trump and Grimace in McdonaldlandALT: Donald Trump and Grimace in Mcdonaldland 240
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 9hJust getting word that Emily Green, who played Diane in the stage production of WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING passed away. She was always locked in on stage and I was fortunate to work with her. 110
Reposted by John GholsonC. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 14hCentral Texas: I'll be at two different events Friday. First up, Halloweird, a horror themed night at the Austin Public Library. Trivia, crafting, and from 7-8 I'll be talking writing horror prose and taking your questions! You can reserve your tickets here! www.eventbrite.com/e/halloweird...eventbrite.comHalloweirdCome join us for Austin Public Library's adult Halloween celebration! 46712
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 14hTo attract a newer, younger audience, I heard they’re renaming GOODFELLAS to LAY LOW & SNITCH. 2110
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I couldn't have been older that 6. Somewhere between 4 and 6. It still digs up feelings of unease...this idea of fully experiencing something that didn't even happen. Freaky. I've thought about that dream a lot. 130
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was terrified and Granny and mom won out and talked me into returning to bed. I thought it happened. I swear it happened. But when I woke up, no one remembered that it happened that morning except for me. Because it didn't happen. It was a dream. Right? Right. 140
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In the middle of the floor, on the kitchen rug, was my mother's head. A doppelgänger. It hissed and laughed, and when Granny and mom begged me to go back to bed, it taunted me - told me it was my real mom, that I should listen to it instead. 140
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The earliest nightmare I can remember has haunted me my entire life. I was (irl) spending the night at my Granny's while my mom was at work. I woke up (in the dream) to a bunch of noise in the kitchen. My granny and mom were on opposite sides of the kitchen, trying to block my view of the floor. 180
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Burger King is just a title, a figurehead if you will. The real power is in the hands of the beef parliament. 2133
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Everything worked out. Not without some help. But everything worked out. 060
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026At worst, it's a bit half-baked. Characters just vanish, threads dangle, and no gags reach for any kind of fever-pitch hilarity. Anyway, its rep was bad and I found it cute. (I didn't like it as a kid, but the Old Hollywood-ness of it escaped me.) 010
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When I was a kid, I scrounged couch cushions for change to take my family to the dollar movies. The only thing appropriate was HAUNTED HONEYMOON. I watched it for the first time tonight since 1986 and it's not so bad. Fairly stylish, mildly amusing, honors "old dark house" movies well enough.static.klipy.comPaul McCartney Nods 'Not Bad'ALT: Paul McCartney Nods 'Not Bad' 130
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Something I’d like to see in DOOMSDAY is the destruction of the “Hulu MCU” in the Incursion. They never folded in Hellstrom or Cloak & Dagger or one single Runaway into the MCU anyway, so why not? *(I realize they won’t.) 230
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sometimes i see something on Tubi that looks so bad I have to look down at my arms and legs to make sure I haven’t transmogrified into a cartoon body in a cartoon world. 271
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I have two invoices in the aether, a good job interview next week (been interviewing since July; this is the final boss), my next movie shoots this month, and two other acting projects lining up after that. But tonight???static.klipy.comMan Pulled Towards Black Hole IllusionALT: Man Pulled Towards Black Hole Illusion 240
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My oldest bestest friend from high school has arrived in town to find me without a car and just $2 in the bank.static.klipy.comOops! Boy with chocolate mess on faceALT: Oops! Boy with chocolate mess on face 140
Reposted by John GholsonDrew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 03/10/2026It's Friday. You want to listen to a bunch of folks talk about RAD and GLEAMING THE CUBE and AIRBORNE and BMX BANDITS. I know you do. Check it out, and then thank our guest David Lawson Jr. for picking the line-up. www.drewmcweeny.com/the-hip-pock...drewmcweeny.comThe Hip Pocket #405 - David Lawson Jr.Producer David Lawson Jr. brings the fun with his picks RAD, GLEAMING THE CUBE, and AIRBORNE, and we "yes, and" him with BMX BANDITS. 62510
Reposted by John GholsonAustin the 🎃 King @ahouseingotham.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I am around 50 issues in to Chris Claremont's run on X-Men, and my favorite detail so far is Logan giving his superhero headshot to Kurt for his birthday 3335
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh, yeah, this one is barely even retouched...That's pretty much just your cover hero. 120
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sisko wants to be talked to and he wants to talk back to you, all of the time. Cushing appreciates when you *do stuff* for him, like make him a special little bed or invite him up onto the blanket or give him a shred of rotisserie chicken. 020
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Just realized I have one cat whose love language is words of affirmation (Sisko) and another who is all about acts of service (Cushing). 150
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh good catch - it’s official but this text is from dirtsheetradio.com’s instagram 000
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Legit wondering if this is a paid stealth ad for WWE or if they loved HHH’s pitch so much he got first-timer freelance writing pay. 220
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I have no idea what to do. I’ve got truly great opportunities on the horizon. But I can’t afford car repairs. And I exhausted asking for help by living this exact same scenario months ago.static.klipy.comStick Figure's Fiery MeltdownALT: Stick Figure's Fiery Meltdown 020
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I am somehow reliving my March, beat for beat. Broke..:Onboarding with a new job, got upcoming movie work, and my car died.static.klipy.comGeorge Lucas: It's Like Poetry, It RhymesALT: George Lucas: It's Like Poetry, It Rhymes 190
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A roller coaster seriously injured the brains of over 100 riders & a vocal minority are upset that it’s now permanently closed. The attitude of “But that’s THOSE people, not ME” over something absolutely unnecessary that has legit ruined lives feels like part of the American identity at this point. 2102
Reposted by John GholsonDavid BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 29/09/2026Oh no. Dennis Haskins, Mr. Belding from Saved by the Bell, has passed away.newschannel9.comChattanooga native Dennis Haskins, 'Saved by the Bell' principal, dies at 75Chattanooga native and actor Dennis Haskins, best known as Principal Richard Belding on “Saved by the Bell,” has died at age 75, according to his friend and car 15310111
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026(Note: I met them in person & I asked them if I could, beforehand.) 130
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Did the thing actors are not sUpPoSeD to do but that I heard other actors have done, to good results, which is email a filmmaker I want to work with, and I think the results were positive.static.klipy.comBoy Gives Thumbs Up on ComputerALT: Boy Gives Thumbs Up on Computer 2110
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Probably gonna overpraise PASSENGER because it takes place at night and yet I can *see it* - there is visual contrast. This used to be our normal. 170
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I liked this drawing from last year but it was low-res, so I did a high-res full version today… 062
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This place is down the street from me. I feel like a crazy person. In what universe is PLANES, TRAINS, & AUTOMOBILES one of the worst movies ever made? (It’s a double bill with SPHERE.) 490
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026A crisp Coke is a cold Coke. A crispy Coke is some kind of confection I’ve never had, like a brittle or a thin cookie. 040
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Hi, a thing that makes me age instantly is when people use “crispy” instead of “crisp” when it’s being used to describe something “briskly cold” (Miriam-Webster). 150
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m a baby in this and sound country af. It doesn’t feel *that* long ago but I got better at this whole ~~thing~~ Did not expect ANYONE to do a deep dive on CORRUPTION.GOV in my lifetime. 030
John Gholson @gholson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026They add the song “Doom Doom Doom (Let’s Go Back to My Room)” by Paul Lekakis. 010