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Seldom Seen Smith

@ghayduke.bsky.social
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Portlander, lazy writer. Horror lit fan, obsessive reader and movie watcher.

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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 1h
I lasted one shift as a clerk at Circle K. Nothing bad even happened, I just knew right away it wasn’t for me. Had several other jobs where I didn’t make it two weeks.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 3h
I need to rewatch this now!
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 5h
A Fistful of Dollars for Tax Purposes
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It Came From Outer Space (for Tax Purposes)
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Wonder what 16 year old me would think of Guns and Roses being on the radio at the dentist’s office today.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
For Portland: North—quick jaunt across the Columbia to Vancouver, WA South—Salem, our state capital East-Billings, MT (seemed to be more directly east than Boise—and is barely over 100k) West—my best guess is Sapporo, Japan.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Back in 2020 I had to get a lot of dental work done to where it got split into several appointments over the year, I got to where I looked forward to them just to get some social interaction (it helped that my dentist is super nice.)
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Never heard it before, barely into the second track and am already obsessed.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
First grade. Just felt like there was some kind of invisible barrier up between me and everybody else. I usually didn’t have an issue with my teacher except maybe a couple of times a year but when I did it usually was a major production when compared to other kids.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
32. Terror Train
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word The Tax Return of the King
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dog Day of the Dead Afternoon
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush.
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You Cant Do That On Television Ycdtotv
Alt: Moose from You Can’t Do That On Television, rolling her eyes.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Piss on you, I’m workin’ for Mel Brooks!”
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Always such a great feeling to set up the out of office email the day before taking off for a bit.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The ultimate in power electronics.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Same! It boggles my mind sometimes, I’ve known some of these folks for decades, though I’ve only met a few in person. About 30 years ago, a couple of us crashed a high school prom as a goof, I still have the photos!
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Never forget…”
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was also very frightened of trailers for Close Encounters of the Third Kind. The scenes with everything being red when the kid gets abducted were just too much for me as a five year old.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Saw a trailer for Carrie when I was 4, prior to a showing of The Shaggy D.A.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?
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Zombie Zombies
Alt: The “first zombie” shambling past Johnny’s crashed car in Night of the Living Dead.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Sometimes a vampire is just a vampire”—said no Gothic scholar, ever.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When I attended you still registered for classes by phone via HOGCALL.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is what I end up doing when I have had a pint too many while watching football.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For the hell of it, I decided to see if there were any other possible NFL city vs. respective state name matchups, so far all I’ve found is Philadelphia vs. Tennessee (there’s a Philadelphia in the Volunteer State.)
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Weird football game I’m watching…Seattle vs. Washington, and Washington’s QB used to play for Oregon.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The sound of ducks quacking in the distance always sounds like old men muttering to themselves. As an old man who mutters, I am well familiar with the sound.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I loved the first three seasons of that show, but everything since then has missed for me to various degrees.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saw BACKROOMS for the third time last night and yeah, that one is sticking around in my head.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a burrito, because who doesn’t like burritos
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m a Royal Scam guy.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve cut way back. Have gotten into blogging again. I’ll always probably wanna post photos on Instagram though.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Or it’s a slang term for a tuberculosis hospital.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Even a lot of Indigenous names have banal meanings—my hometown, Tahlequah, means “two is enough” in Cherokee, allegedly three tribal elders were supposed to meet to choose a new site to establish a capital, but only two elders showed up.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Highly recommend reading poetry before bedtime. Helps your waking thoughts transition into sleeping thoughts.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Already spooky season around these parts.
A lab heeler mix curled up on a Halloween blanket, with a lighted jack o lantern (electric) next to him. Various Halloween decorations on the fireplace and walls.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance!
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Creepshow: Ed Harris' Iconic Dance Scene
Alt: Creepshow: Ed Harris' Iconic Dance Scene, boogying to “Don’t Let Go”
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I remember seeing it at the drive-in, on a double bill with Escape From New York. Haven’t thought about it in years, now I want to see it again.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So excited about this! I saw it on cable many years ago, at age 13 or so…
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Spending my morning constantly refreshing the websites for two different movie theaters, trying to get a ticket to a showing of THE DEVILS.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Babel will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Babel, the new wave band featured in Howling 2.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Meant to cover fraternity initiations.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Join The Professionals,” The Professionals. Finished a rewatch of Ladies and Gentlemen, the Fabulous Stains last night and had to get that one in…
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Lou Reed, in the live version of “Coney Island Baby” on TAKE NO PRISONERS.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Southeastern Reach
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Drinking beer and reading Olivia Laing. Not the one about writing and alcoholism, thankfully.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Today’s notable sight: A blue minivan with a vanity plate: KEVAN.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The latest…
Lab/heeler mix snoozing on a sofa, head on a pillow, forelegs stretched out.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Had the first signs of fall yesterday, on a hike in Beacon Rock State Park.
A forest trail covered in leaves, fallen from the surrounding trees.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Data entry for the USPS in the late 90s. We saw scanned images of letters and typed in the address info so they could be routed. By 2000 the technology improved and our jobs were phased out. Some addresses had dropdown menus, the one for The White House included Socks the Cat.
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