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Seldom Seen Smith

@ghayduke.bsky.social
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Portlander, lazy writer. Horror lit fan, obsessive reader and movie watcher.

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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 7h
What is the movie that came out before you were born that you’ve watched the most times?
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Zombie Zombies
Alt: The “first zombie” shambling past Johnny’s crashed car in Night of the Living Dead.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Weird football game I’m watching…Seattle vs. Washington, and Washington’s QB used to play for Oregon.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The sound of ducks quacking in the distance always sounds like old men muttering to themselves. As an old man who mutters, I am well familiar with the sound.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saw BACKROOMS for the third time last night and yeah, that one is sticking around in my head.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a burrito, because who doesn’t like burritos
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Even a lot of Indigenous names have banal meanings—my hometown, Tahlequah, means “two is enough” in Cherokee, allegedly three tribal elders were supposed to meet to choose a new site to establish a capital, but only two elders showed up.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Highly recommend reading poetry before bedtime. Helps your waking thoughts transition into sleeping thoughts.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Already spooky season around these parts.
A lab heeler mix curled up on a Halloween blanket, with a lighted jack o lantern (electric) next to him. Various Halloween decorations on the fireplace and walls.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is a dance off. If you see this, post a dance!
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Creepshow: Ed Harris' Iconic Dance Scene
Alt: Creepshow: Ed Harris' Iconic Dance Scene, boogying to “Don’t Let Go”
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Spending my morning constantly refreshing the websites for two different movie theaters, trying to get a ticket to a showing of THE DEVILS.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Babel will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Babel, the new wave band featured in Howling 2.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Drinking beer and reading Olivia Laing. Not the one about writing and alcoholism, thankfully.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Today’s notable sight: A blue minivan with a vanity plate: KEVAN.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Had the first signs of fall yesterday, on a hike in Beacon Rock State Park.
A forest trail covered in leaves, fallen from the surrounding trees.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Waiting outside the pub before it opens like some kind of alcoholic specter.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You can take the kid out of Oklahoma…
A dialect map with red for the area that is most similar to the responses given on a quiz. The deepest red is over Kansas and Oklahoma.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just bought some binoculars for bird watching. Leaning into the whole “almost-senior citizen” concept.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is the only good Warren Ellis…
Musician Warren Ellis on stage, holding his violin. Drummer Jim White behind him, readying his kit.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This one hits hard, both the news and the poem. Jayber Crow is one of my favorite novels, one I revisit every few years. It gives me something new each time.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula
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True Blood Pam Applies Red Lipstick
Alt: True Blood Pam Applies Red Lipstick
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Whiskey sipping and dog petting.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you’ve seen live Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds (9 times if you count Cave solo) Dry Cleaning Bauhaus St. Vincent Dirty Three (twice) The Replacements (and Paul solo once) Bill Callahan (three times) DeVotchKa Patti Smith Depeche Mode
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
A few years ago it was R.L. Burnside for me, this year my big discovery looks to be Lonnie Holley. Saw him perform last night and am hooked.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Nice to hear a couple of Replacements tunes while waiting for this Bill Callahan show to start…
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your photo roll.
Site of Willamette Mission, with “ghost house” outline of what the structures may have been.  Cloudy sky above, reflected in the river.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This woman at the pub this afternoon said my voice sounded like Robert Wagner’s and I am going to hang on to that for the rest of the month, if not year.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’ve driven past this one many times. Used to go through there while commuting to college.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I can retire in 6 years, it’s like a bad car loan.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Damnit. One of my favorite drummers. Love this isolated track. youtu.be/tYoA7UCI1ts?...
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Frank Beard "Manic Mechanic" (ZZ Top) Isolated Drums
YouTube video by Isolated Drumming
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Continuing my Ken Russell kick with THE MUSIC LOVERS. #NowWatching
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
your favorite Disney princess (wrong answers only)
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Ursa from Superman II
Alt: Ursa from Superman II
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Always makes me laugh when the jays fool the Merlin app. #birdsky
Display of birds heard on the Merlin bird ID app. There’s a Red Tailed Hawk but then a Steller’s Jay. The jay initially did its hawk imitation and then made more standard jay screeches.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
#lastfourwatched #letterboxdfriday
Straight Time, Lisztomania, Primate, and Cutthroats 9.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Is there a non-religious equivalent to a monastic order? Asking for a friend…
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Foregoing an employee appreciation picnic so I can be mostly alone in the office all day is so on-brand for me…
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
No cheating, post your lock screen.
Mount Hood reflected in Mirror Lake. It’s 1:16 and the phone is charging…
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Saw this band live once, the same year this record was released. Big punk fest in Atlanta.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
OK now they’re just overdoing it.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I didn’t feel like leaving the house today but am glad I did.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I think Wake in Fright may be the sweatiest movie ever made.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
“He stops screaming during the daytime. That’s when he loaned me his phone.”
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
El Sonidito
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“It was the dirty end of winter…”
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Tina's Driving Lesson @tinavstammy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Wow everybody thank you! Another $490 overnight! New goal: $9,160. Where we are already is a good start toward a running and registered car, the most important item. Thank you all! #HelpFolksLive2026 #MutualAid #HelpSky #CrowdFund 💕💸 paypal.me/HNoble994 $BoobPunchTina venmo.com/u/helenwn
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
What’s your concert history? first concert: The Replacements, Austin, TX, 1991. last concert: Dry Cleaning/Hotline TNT, Portland, OR next concert: Bill Callahan, next month, Revolution Hall seen most: Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds haven’t seen, but want to: Tom Waits if you see this, do it
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I imagine it as some goofy 80s style cartoon with Cook constantly bickering at The Hitchhiker and Leatherface as the comic relief.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Dream journal: John Lydon began a second career operating a soup restaurant/stand and was surprisingly cordial.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A friend and I always imagine Shadowfax as a sassy horse anytime we watch LOTR.
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Seldom Seen Smith @ghayduke.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A couple of middle aged women cackling loudly at naked Viggo Mortensen during the steam room fight scene in Eastern Promises. By the end we were all laughing.
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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