Sign in

Dumb Dog

@getmauled.bsky.social
1.6K followers 912 following 340 posts

Sober, kind of a dick, a little feral

PostsRepliesMedia
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
That’s me right now trying to perfect my scholar play. I really liked iron eye but his gameplay gets a little boring. Recluse is FUN though
130
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Sometimes it goes great, other times I feel like I’m yelling at the screen 😂
100
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Xbox unfortunately, I’ve only ever gotten to play with randoms lmao
100
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
What do you play on?
100
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I don’t think apple has had an iOS update in the last 5 years that was good. Every update makes my phone harder and more complicated to use, everything is too fluid and responsive, there are too many “hidden menus” to find the shit you could just click and have available. Shit sucks!
0221
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Mental illness and a house that defies logic
110
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Lmao no I’ve been married almost 8 years
110
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
About to read house of leaves again, I’m gonna be annoying about it
2260
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
“Am I shadow banned???” No you’re just not particularly interesting
3191
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I think all of my problems today would be solved by a hairy ass grinding my face into dust
3320
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I mean I smoked weed for years, only just stopped, no problem with people who smoke still. It’s those that make it a personality trait and part of who they are as a person that I hold disdain for and always have
110
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I’m not anti-weed but I am very anti-stoner
1150
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I could bite my tongue before now if you pmo I just start yelling 😅
110
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Damn I’m kind of a dick when I’m not stoned all day 😂
3280
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I have been called weak and gay and a boomer and easily impressionable since I took a little inspiration for my decision from an American dad quote. All for choosing sobriety lmao
150
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Usually when someone says they have addiction issues to something, people feel pity and encourage sobriety When it’s weed that you’re struggling with, people want to call you weak and a pussy but don’t reflect on why they feel so enraged by the idea of someone choosing to quit after 16 years of use
5280
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I will never understand the “the left was so annoying I became conservative” because I am irritated by you guys every single damn day and all I can do is roll my eyes and groan. My most conservative belief is that just because your feelings got a little bit hurt doesn’t mean you need to cry.
2230
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I’m like if someone gave a dog a knife
1230
Reposted by Dumb Dog
Just Jay @melaninmagi.gameboys.gg · 08/09/2025
Winged Beast 🐒🪽
An illustration of a flying monkey
2363
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Unfortunately now when someone asks me to flex for them I will stop what I’m doing or saying to do it. Intoxicating 😭
8410
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I am extremely judgmental of bumper stickers, you can tell SO much about a person from that alone.
5252
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Held him down while he was running away from it, it’s supposed to hurt a little baby 🥰 that’s the love you’re feeling
3340
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Okay poser 🙃
000
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Training him right 😉
5451
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
It’s a lot of fun!!
120
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Any queers on Xbox playing Nightreign?🐶
280
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
need my feet licked while I play with my dick 😔
5480
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
My goal is to be able to do a good healthy hand stand by the summer
2240
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
This job has me so exhausted I fell asleep trying to jack off last night lmao
3420
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I’m going to be so naked this summer
10570
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Working out is cool cause it’s like yeah I can see my progress and I feel amazing every time I do it but I’m not big enough yet and that gives me mental illness.
2300
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Cutie ☺️
120
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
There was a recipe in an ad for some tea called lovers leap, I didn’t want to spend 15 dollars on a box of tea just for some pie but found that earl grey was pretty close to the same blend of stuff, it pairs well with chocolate
110
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
This is more of a pudding/custard pie. It was my first time using gelatin by itself I was so worried it wouldn’t thicken right and my crust would be ruined 😅
110
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
It was fun to make!
110
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Dark Chocolate x Earl Grey 🌹
6645
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Caramelized onions again hahaha
020
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I like galettes cause they can be ugly lookin and it gives them this sort of old world rustic charm in the end
4550
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Oh jeez thanks 😳
010
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I tried my hand at steamed bao buns. Used this tasty Japanese bbq sauce I found and shredded some chicken for the filling with garlic and shallots. More stir fried cabbage and made some fried rice 🔥
Bao buns, stir fried cabbage and fried rice
2451
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Lmao
3350
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Pepper steak & cabbage stir fry while I make carrot and leek soup
Pepper steak and cabbage on white rice with sesame seed garnish Carrots and leeks!
4360
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
It makes my heart rate go up for sure lmao. I just 100% all the achievements and downloaded another game called MADiSON that’s supposed to be even more intense. 😂
110
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Subs are always saying “I’d love for a man to hit me and push my limits!” until you want to punch them in the face
3240
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Guys with long hair are either cool as hell or entirely untrustworthy and weird
3370
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
“I need to do this to someone’s son/daughter” sounds so oddly pedophilic every time I hear it
2130
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Visage | PT
Dolores standing menacingly in the doorway at the end of the hall in Visage Lisa from PT standing in a hallway ominously
1190
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Maia Poet admitting she makes 600 dollar biweekly rage baiting people on Twitter is so funny to me cause it’s like…yes girl, make hundreds of thousands of people hate and shit on you daily for minimum wage. Be remembered for that. 😂
0160
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Sometimes you see some shit so stupid you can only think “wow I’m actually doing okay in life”
1240
Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Driving in the snow in a 2WD truck is fun it’s like a game of chance with the gods. Will I live? Will I die? Am I going to stop when I reach the sign at the intersection? Who knows!
2290