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Dumb Dog

@getmauled.bsky.social
1.6K followers 912 following 340 posts

Sober, kind of a dick, a little feral

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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I don’t think apple has had an iOS update in the last 5 years that was good. Every update makes my phone harder and more complicated to use, everything is too fluid and responsive, there are too many “hidden menus” to find the shit you could just click and have available. Shit sucks!
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
About to read house of leaves again, I’m gonna be annoying about it
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
“Am I shadow banned???” No you’re just not particularly interesting
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I think all of my problems today would be solved by a hairy ass grinding my face into dust
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I’m not anti-weed but I am very anti-stoner
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Damn I’m kind of a dick when I’m not stoned all day 😂
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Usually when someone says they have addiction issues to something, people feel pity and encourage sobriety When it’s weed that you’re struggling with, people want to call you weak and a pussy but don’t reflect on why they feel so enraged by the idea of someone choosing to quit after 16 years of use
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I will never understand the “the left was so annoying I became conservative” because I am irritated by you guys every single damn day and all I can do is roll my eyes and groan. My most conservative belief is that just because your feelings got a little bit hurt doesn’t mean you need to cry.
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I’m like if someone gave a dog a knife
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Just Jay @melaninmagi.gameboys.gg · 08/09/2025
Winged Beast 🐒🪽
An illustration of a flying monkey
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Unfortunately now when someone asks me to flex for them I will stop what I’m doing or saying to do it. Intoxicating 😭
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
I am extremely judgmental of bumper stickers, you can tell SO much about a person from that alone.
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Held him down while he was running away from it, it’s supposed to hurt a little baby 🥰 that’s the love you’re feeling
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Training him right 😉
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Any queers on Xbox playing Nightreign?🐶
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
need my feet licked while I play with my dick 😔
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
My goal is to be able to do a good healthy hand stand by the summer
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
This job has me so exhausted I fell asleep trying to jack off last night lmao
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I’m going to be so naked this summer
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Working out is cool cause it’s like yeah I can see my progress and I feel amazing every time I do it but I’m not big enough yet and that gives me mental illness.
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Dark Chocolate x Earl Grey 🌹
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I like galettes cause they can be ugly lookin and it gives them this sort of old world rustic charm in the end
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I tried my hand at steamed bao buns. Used this tasty Japanese bbq sauce I found and shredded some chicken for the filling with garlic and shallots. More stir fried cabbage and made some fried rice 🔥
Bao buns, stir fried cabbage and fried rice
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Lmao
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Pepper steak & cabbage stir fry while I make carrot and leek soup
Pepper steak and cabbage on white rice with sesame seed garnish Carrots and leeks!
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Subs are always saying “I’d love for a man to hit me and push my limits!” until you want to punch them in the face
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Guys with long hair are either cool as hell or entirely untrustworthy and weird
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
“I need to do this to someone’s son/daughter” sounds so oddly pedophilic every time I hear it
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Visage | PT
Dolores standing menacingly in the doorway at the end of the hall in Visage Lisa from PT standing in a hallway ominously
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Maia Poet admitting she makes 600 dollar biweekly rage baiting people on Twitter is so funny to me cause it’s like…yes girl, make hundreds of thousands of people hate and shit on you daily for minimum wage. Be remembered for that. 😂
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Sometimes you see some shit so stupid you can only think “wow I’m actually doing okay in life”
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Driving in the snow in a 2WD truck is fun it’s like a game of chance with the gods. Will I live? Will I die? Am I going to stop when I reach the sign at the intersection? Who knows!
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Visage and Layers of Fear are such fun games to me but they also create a feeling of sadness that the inspiration for them never came to its full fruition.
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Smashing the garlic with the knife blade, feeling something ancestral, primeval — like simians dismantling a log with a rock to feast upon the ants within.
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Just once before I die I think I should be given the chance to unravel a mystery surrounding a missing child linked to a demonic cult in a rural village
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
2025 is the year of the allium🧅
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Got the suds 🤧
I’m dying
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Calico cookiesssssss へ ♡ ╱|、 ૮ - ՛ ) (` - 7 / ⁻ ៸| |、⁻〵 乀 (ˍ, ل ل じしˍ,)ノ
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Made about 250 cookies, a pecan pie and a caramelized onion galette I’m so tired lmao
Chocolate chip, peanut butter, snickerdoodle, white chocolate macadamia nut and oatmeal raisin cookies Caramelized onion galette
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
There was a body laying on the other side of the road so I went into help-mode and just jumped out with my hazards on, managed to lock my keys and phone in the truck running. He was mostly fine, just drunk and banged up, struggling to stand. I just wanted cookie cutters from the store 🫨
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Eating a rotisserie chicken all alone like a pathetic alley cat
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Hibiscus-Sumac Shortbreads Experimenting with flavors, this one taste like the thought of a lemon holding a bouquet in the next room
Short bread cookies cut into a square shape, speckled with hibiscus flower bits and sumac on a blue plate
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
How many days into creatine until I stop having a full tank every 20 minutes
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
“The world you knew no longer exists” also applies to people
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Really don’t think I’ve ever seen a person wear broccoli hair well. If you’re 25 or older you look like you’re having a midlife crisis, if you’re younger than that you look 12. Just not a winning hairstyle I’m sorry.
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Never made pasta sauce from scratch but I volunteered to make it for a crowd of almost 30 people what is wrong with me
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
What are two flavor combinations you like that I could try incorporate into shortbread dough? They can be weird! I just did Sesame-Matcha and they were beautiful :)
Black Sesame-Matcha shortbreads
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
A ripe pear is unmatched
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Let me open your hole up 🛠️
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Dumb Dog @getmauled.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Catch me now I’m falling down, or am I flying honey?
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