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M.Gerv

@gervmb.bsky.social
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Hockey, Pearl Jam, Road Cycling, Golf & Genealogy! 🇮🇹+ 🇨🇦 +🏒! #LetsGoPens

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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Michael... we're bigger than US Steel!!"
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I still can’t watch that scene! I’m 46!!
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
100%.. the mentality has always been.. “well as long as it doesn’t negatively affect me or make my bank account smaller… have at it!” 70M voted for this!
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Feels like a plot point for the next avengers movie. Bucky has to steel the orbit to bring back captain America using a wormhole and parallel universe!
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
dave! i had no clue. i'm sorry to hear of this! you can beat this!
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
John oliver is gonna have a field day with this!
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
still a great show...!
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"wallet inspector..."
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Worried Homer Simpson Behind Bars
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Funny story from 🇨🇦. a friend of mine now works in Texas. He joined a pick up hockey league. Some asked him what they think of talarico .. he said “they hate trump but they don’t trust talarico!” So they hate the arsonist but not the guy who gives him matches! I think you guys are doomed!
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
is there a word that is disgust but with slight indifference
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"I was just doing what I was told", didn’t work at Nuremberg
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm calling it... Mitch McConnell is D.B. Cooper!!!!
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
the only correct answer!!!
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Can I get one of those?!?
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
that is until someone uses it to limit the money he makes... then it becomes a crisis!!!
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Couldn’t happen to a better country!
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 29/06/2026
Why is it that every photo from Trump's Great American State Fair looks like this...
An empty-looking State Fair at Trump's Freedom250 event, with Cillian Murphy's character from 28 Days Later in the foreground.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I haven't seen Cape Verde put a beating like that on Spain since the 1640 dissolution of the Iberian Union
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The British Office is 100x better anyway!!!
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Neovagina Evangelion @gammarae.design · 12/06/2026
Facebook is down
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Simpsons Lawyers Dancing for World Peace
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
"Michael, we're bigger than US Steel!!!" - Hyman Roth
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
just like his brother... isn't even the 3rd best player on his own team! Replace him with a Steve Ott... same result in south florida
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
This has “I know Superman’s true identity” lex Luther vibe!
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Until everyone inevitably stares directly into the MIB memory eraser in November!
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
at some point there must've been an epidemic of US children who were dropped on their heads at an early age... it's the only way to explain this. Also what does she think the Pope's job is??
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
lol
Gina Milan standing with the Pope over Trump
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Amen!!!
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
“ did you get any pictures of the rod?”
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Giving up all social media for lent! See you April 5.. go Canada go !! 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 #teamCanada
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Where the Dreams Begin Bill Brownridge n.d.
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Untitled - Playing Until Sundown Allen Sapp ~ Cree n.d.
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Congrats on beating the 1992 Ottawa senators expansion team! Quite an accomplishment!
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I didn’t realize getting a high stick to the face was a judgement call!
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
As a Montrealer… I can tell you it works! Maybe trying putting the snow sucking part on the front!
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The only board of peace I recognize!
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
If that’s the case… sell the farm!
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Too soon!
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Same!
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Every Bite Counts @sandybeach805.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Country Singer, songwriter Charley Crockett well said......
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
These are the same type of people who will then go on and complain about crime, infrastructure and social safety nets that are needed because people are desperate.
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Yup!!!
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Conan O’Brien!!
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Bluesky you disappoint me! I haven’t seen one “and justice for all” joke! So here you go!
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
KING IN THE NORTH!!!
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Veep was a documentary!
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
The best part of beating the Rags & #Crosby getting a point is somewhere Brandon Dubinsky is crying a little! #letsgopens
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M.Gerv @gervmb.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
It’s the plot of Spaceballs 2
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Tom Homan looks like a guy whose sole thing is getting impotently angry at two of the Marx brothers torturing him at his lemonade stand
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Charlie Fillenwarth @illinifan1280.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I’m old enough to remember when most of the NHL came out against Pride nights/jerseys. You know, a year ago.
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