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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Huge development in Kermit Cromwell news
Walter W. Mauer obituary
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I jumped
No jumping sign
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"What a week, huh?"
"Captain, it's Wednesday"
Tintin meme with captain haddock and snowy
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Seems unnecessary at this point
Truncated RTÉ news headline in preview. Reads "Temporary restraining order against Dolly Parton..."
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tayto have brought out limited edition crisp packets with the 12 most popular surnames in Ireland. However, they have dropped 'Smith' and replaced it with 'McCarthy'. Free Stayto creating a cold house for citizens of planter stock. www.retailnews.ie/news-and-vie...
The Tayto surnames with McCarthy (13thost popular surname) replacing Smith in the top 12The actual list of 12 most popular surnames in Ireland.
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm on my second round of vegemite on toast and have already used 5 knives and counting.
Butter, vegemite, two slices of toast and five soiled knives.
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Millhouse: Remember Fugglers? They're back.. in house form..
Fugglers
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That was a long day. Time to see what's going on in the world. *opens irish times dot com reads top four headlines* Never mind.
Four depressing stories from Irishtimes.com
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
AI is a curse on humanity and will likely kill us all but on the plus side it's useful for answering the most inane questions that pop into your head such as when did Noah overtake Noel as a baby name in Ireland (some time between 1998 and 2004)
AI results on the question posed in the main postAI results on the question posed in the main post
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is a favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Here are some more pics of the map which I spotted in the lexicon library in Dun Laoghaire. I can't find a source retrospectively, but the underlying civil parish mapping dates from 1837 and if available here. www.dublinhistoricmaps.ie/boundaries/c...
Map with title County Dublin province of leinster, Ireland
Overview map Section of southeast Dublin
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This map of Civil Parishes in Dublin from the early 20th century is wild. Rathmichael has a coastline, Killiney village isn't even in Killiney, and Monkstown includes modern day Blackrock, Dún Laoghaire, and a decent chunk of Dalkey.
Map of the civil parishes of Dublin. More info in replies.
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Very cool. Looks like a still from the intro to True Detective.
Stills from the intro to True Detective
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I can't make out the names of 3 of the 4 bands on this poster, but I must say I am absolutely loving "ANAL LOBOTOMY"
Gig poster for Fibbers in Dublin
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I appreciate the effort being made here to a) increase awareness of maritime fauna, and b) promote the Irish language, but I can't help think that using a pun that only works in English is a bit sloppy.
Bin with a poster seeking to raise awareness of natural heritage in Dun Laoghaire harbour. Has a picture of a porpoise with the caption "Ní dhearna mé é ar porpoise nó an ndearna me? 😄 "
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
DO NOT TURN IT
DO NOT TURN IT
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
With a name that translates to 'Dick Ass', it's a wonder why this Salsa King hasn't made more of an impact on the English speaking world.
Picture of Spotify on my telly showing "el gran varon" by Willie Colon.
https://youtu.be/G9-IGDyFXnI?is=xTLivo_fguWy781b
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
That combination of errands can mean only one thing. I'm on to you Brennan..
The amphibious car from James bond I don't even know which one lol
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
(Síle-na-)Giggidy
Glen quagmire from family guy doing rhe giggidy face
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
If you had been wondering what a 91 year old lady would have hanging in the kitchen of the apartment she'd lived in her whole life and you guessed a calendar of the Regulatory Council of the Protected Geographical Indication for Beef and Veal from Extremadura, you'd be right.
Calendar of the the Regulatory Council of the Protected Geographical Indication for Beef and Veal from EXTREMADURA (August)
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
There's a whole lot of Fuck All in the middle of Spain
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Has a look of a man who's been on rip.ie all afternoon mapping out funerals along the N5. They should never have hired a kerry driver.
The bus driver
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oh yes. Oh very much yes.
New €10 option 'I' (front) via
https://www.ecb.europa.eu/euro/banknotes/future_banknotes/html/design-proposals.en.html
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It's not the despair that gets you, it's the..
Sign prohibiting SHOAP, as seen near Estepona, Spain.
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The east breakwater in Dun Laoghaire at sunset this evening
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
My brain is so cooked. Thanks to the shadow placement I thought we were looking at the 2nd option in this meme.
If a horse wore pants meme
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
4 of them on the deck at one stage there. Farcical. #ENGARG
Twister game
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Yeah but how would a trhinoceros wear trousers?
A centaur wearing trousers different ways
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
So who in the Carlsberg marketing department thought it would be a good idea for their product to look like a Cambodian knock off of itself from the mid 2000s?
Bottles and cans of Carlsberg at a supermarket
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Could anyone help me find a map online of a load of countries fitted inside a map of Cork? I could have sworn I saw it and saved it somewhere online this morning, but now it's nowhere to be found.
Map of CorkOne of those "true size of" maps with non African countries arranged inside of Africa
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ireland can be an absolute delight in the summer. I reckon I had it right all those years when I would only go abroad in the autumn. You've put in the hard yards through the winter. Why miss the best bit?
Howth and Dalkey from the Leadmines this evening
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
In my memory, this quote was by Alan Partridge. Got a jumpscare when this lad landed in on the ol google (images).
I am never going to financially recover from this
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Got talked into a tomato growing competition in a WhatsApp group and well it's about the most positive thing to come out of the likes of that nonsense
Tomatos on the plant. They're tumbler variety. Hanging off my hawthorn. Picked them Washed them Ate them
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
In fairness he looks like a Neil
Neil El Aynaoui
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
HYDRATION BREAK! #BRAJPN
Hurling legend DJ Carey with an iPhone cable taped to his nose, pretending he has cancer to scam people.
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
"How do you do fellow spouse"
How do you do fellow children buschemi meme
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Iran men's national team (football/soccer) Barbershop hair menu poster
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
You're alright tesco, I know how bread works.
Bread packaging that says "pair with turkey and avocado doe a delicious and healthy open sandwich"
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
"Well, if it isn't my old friend, Mr. McGreg! With a leg for an arm, and an arm for a leg!"
Mr McGreg accosting Dr Nick Riviera is the simpsons, looking not unlike the Catholic gentleman in the quoted post, whose arm seems to be fucked.
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The good news is I don't need to iron any shirts for next week. We're backed to crumpled shirts and a jumper. Oh yeah. #presentable
Met Eireann Weather forecast for Dublin for the coming weekNed Flanders
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Dustin Diamond, specifically in his role as 'Screech' from 'Saved by the Bell' (1988-2000)
A picture of Dustin Diamond in his role as Screech from 'Saved by the Bell'
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Happy pride month from the shadows cast on my toilet cistern from the evening sun shining through the adhesive frosted film above the hall door 🌈
Rainbow shadows on a toilet cisternSunlight coming through a hall window with stick on frosting that splits the light
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I had cause to take the extremely rare 7E bus this morning. The route looks like a map of the adventures of some minor and highly disfunctional hobbit in Lord of the Rings. @dublinbusnews.bsky.social #dublinbus #speirgorm
A route map of Dublin Bus route 7E which starts in Dalkey and finishes in Dublin city but takes a wildly circuitous route via Ballybrack, Shankill and Sallynoggin. There's only one bus a day, early in the morning so it's probably just a mop up service for people with early shifts, but the first actual number 7 is only 15 mins later.
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Geepus Crust! (same shop)
Geepas omelette maker. Says "hey, let's make cooking stylish!" in the same shop in Dun Laoghaire.
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
🎶 Something to whizz my pears Something that blares 🎶
Status brand 300W personal blender (€45)
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Spotted in a shop down the town today. This one would live in your ear.
Cat on a chair in a shop
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Can I say something without people getting mad? The route of the hantavirus cruise ship looks pretty cool. I've gone down Wikipedia rabbit holes on all of these places. Putting it on the bucket list.
Route of the hantavirus cruise ship from patagonia to South Georgia Island, Tristan de cunha, gough island, St. Helena, asencion, and cape Verde.
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I have observed of late that babies are slavish adherents to the 2nd law of thermodynamics, tireless vectors of entropy. Why can my tower of bricks not be simply admired? Even added to? Why must destruction be the prescription in every case?
The second law of thermodynamics

Entropy is a measure if the disorder in a system. All systems gain entropy over time.

The second law of thermodynamics says that the total entropy of both a system and its surroundings will NEVER decrease.
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Ger @ger.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
#snooker
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