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George R.R. Martin’s Hat @georgerrmartinshat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

How many hats does it take to change a lightbulb? 0 hats. Hats are not your workhorses, hats have hopes and dreams.

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George R.R. Martin’s Hat @georgerrmartinshat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Humans really pmo sometimes cuz they never just stay fastened

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George R.R. Martin’s Hat @georgerrmartinshat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Market cap is so important because it make you look so beautiful at market

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George R.R. Martin’s Hat @georgerrmartinshat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

To hat or not to hat, that is the question.

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George R.R. Martin’s Hat @georgerrmartinshat.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

One man’s trash is another man’s treasure, but if you consider your hat to be “trash” just because it’s old, then you are the trash. What’s next, we throw out grandma? #foodforthoughtforhats

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George R.R. Martin’s Hat @georgerrmartinshat.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

Did you know you can’t get electrocuted by lightening if you are wearing a rubber hat? It’s true probably, though tragically under researched

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George R.R. Martin’s Hat @georgerrmartinshat.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Put a feather in your cap if you love bad bitches

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George R.R. Martin’s Hat @georgerrmartinshat.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Oh you hate hat hair?? Well I’m sooo sorry I protected your scalp from harmful rays all day long!

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George R.R. Martin’s Hat @georgerrmartinshat.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

Keep your head up because if you don’t your best friend could fall off.

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

captain underpants also wears a cape but i guess we can’t get our minds out of the gutter

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George R.R. Martin’s Hat @georgerrmartinshat.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Yes, you should tip your waiter but you should also tip your gosh darn hat!

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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/12/2024

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

bird flu? i bet it did

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George R.R. Martin’s Hat @georgerrmartinshat.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

My boi got head critters and a sunburn, callin it the song of lice and fire

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George R.R. Martin’s Hat @georgerrmartinshat.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

I can’t wait for dead and co to play on George’s sphere

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George R.R. Martin’s Hat @georgerrmartinshat.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

One time me and George’s coat broke into a Wendy’s and stole all the nuggets

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