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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 1h

Blue Horseshoe loves Anacott Steel

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 2h

Looks like some shit from a Dick Tracy/Cyberpunk mashup.

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 8h

Hey, Muse. Invade Poland for me.

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Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Autumn in Millennium Park, Chicago

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Imagine being tasked with coming up with a new tv show, and your answer is, “I dunno, maybe Baywatch?”

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Absofreakinlutely They Should......

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I don’t even know how to run a local model, let alone many local models, that would necessitate an entire post attacking the pope. What am I gonna do with a local model?

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This morning, I saw a Tesla Robotaxi pick up a passenger in a private, dead-end alley. It took over six minutes for it to back out of the alley and get back to the street. Pathetic.

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Voters of IL-04, Patty Garcia and incumbent Chuy Garcia conspired to nullify your votes. This is an incredible beach of your trust and graft. Please vote for anyone else.

A ballot for the Illinois 4th congressional district showing Chris Getty, a Democrat running as an independent, being selected.

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Joel Klatt fucking hates Michigan. Like couldn’t be disgusted more by having to call their games.

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Sorry, what blue state senators do this?

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm going to start calling the ai models by early android version names at work and see if anyone even notices. "I ran that query through claude eclair to see if it's better than honeycomb."

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Why does Peacock/NBC have underscore playing during the baseball game?

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sen. Schmitt should resign immediately with an apology to his constituents. What a spineless piece of shit.

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“You must be good at reacting to videos.” Gold.

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Republicans complaining that Democratic Socialists are only getting elected so that they can enact popular policy simply to get more of them elected is some real Key & Peele Planning a Heist energy.

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Peyton Manning, what are you doing?

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you're still litigating the U2 iTunes thing, you're the problem.

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Marketing: Try <drink name> Zero. Same taste. Zero sugar. Me: What fucking planet are you from?

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Anyone calling for the Packers to slit LaFleur’s throat and burn it to the ground is a moron. #GoPackGo

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

👎🏻 I'm so tired of modern local sports commentary. You don't have to neg the team you love just to "keep it real." If you're a homer, be a homer. #GoPackGo

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The fact that any politician, in any race, can flip on something less than two months before an election and win because of it is what's wrong with this country.

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I like how google acts as if it doesn’t know everything I’m doing by setting off my alarm while I’m in the shower.

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Please, @minakimes.bsky.social, I’m begging you to tell all your colleagues (especially the Mannings) that it’s “versus” and not “verse.”

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This was eight years ago, and I still think about it all the time.

Screenshot of google maps being asked for a "Subway near me" and the closest result is an inaccessible location across the Mississippi River with no bridge nearby.

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I find it incredibly cowardly when a candidate for public office withholds their political affiliation from their campaign advertisements.

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Not sure why it's legal for terrorists to storm the capitol but it's illegal for protestors trying to protect the Kennedy Center to remove the illegal scaffolding.

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Sorry, but there's no way that the dude that sings Real Wild Child and Lust For Life can be considered a punk legend.

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Someone needs to tell Jeff Levering that The Killers aren’t British. #GoBlue

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I guess all the UTEP caffeine pills wore off. #GoBlue

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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 17/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: The new James Bond actor has been chosen and it's this guy. www.tiktok.com/@jrw21/video...

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

We don't really import bananas from Brazil. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I thought this would get rejected immediately just based on string matching to "Lake Ontario."

Screenshot of a reply email from Google Maps saying that my place edit of what they now call Lake America back to Lake Ontario is under review.

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you've seen it?

Frank in White Squall about to shoot a dolphin with a harpoon

The Skipper in White Squall putting the wounded dolphin out of its misery with a mallet

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Wow, it's 2026, and they're still casting white actors as Asian. What's next, casting a woman in a male role?

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Has anyone checked to see if he’s animatronic?

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

jesus christ do i have to do everything around here

No results found for "Suge Knight Shyamalan".

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

If you’re trying to get Texans to not vote for Talarico, you are the exact evil that you believe you’re fighting against.

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Steph Curry in that new pixel ad is so clearly ai.

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

If replay assist can confirm a ball carrier being down by contact, why can’t they tell the ref that there was a missed facemask penalty? #NFL

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The NFL is so transparently trying to award this game to the Vikings. Bullshit. #GoPackGo

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Geoff Crittenden @geoffcrittenden.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I bet all those people who posted engagement bait about how Michigan was going to be embarrassed today feel like idiots now. Cuz they sure look like idiots now. #GoBlue

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