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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is exactly how it sounds when I talk to a student who’s after school for fighting

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Never thought I’d see the day that Ed Sheeran’s music became only the second worst thing he’s done.

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

More like Loss Butler AM I RIGHT FOLKS?!?!

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It’s my GOD GIVEN RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN to own a Small Hadron Collider! Let me play with the particles Donald!

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I think it’d actually pretty relaxing to have someone pop my skeleton out of my body like I’m edamame

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

So, the good news is that that’s the exact amount I’m looking for. The bad news is we may be working from different definitions of 24 hours…

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I have tied Ralsei from Deltarune over a vat of acid in an undisclosed location. I will release him safely IF I receive $20,000 in unmarked bills within the next 24 hours. The clock is ticking!

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Nice try! Why would I put myself in your shoes when I treat you poorly? Then I’d feel bad!!!

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I can’t join you in the Bo Burnham hate but I’ve been ready to ride into battle against Jack Antonoff ever since he started ruining St. Vincent albums

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

CUT MY KNIFE INTO PIECES NOW I CAN’T CUT NO MORE

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Doctor says if I keep gnawing my stitches they’ll have to put a cone on me but I just can’t give up the high of dragging my teeth along them like a train on a track

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Trying out L'Étranger: sitting on my hands to make them numb so it feels like someone else is jacking me off while reading Albert Camus

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

One of the funniest parts of doing a Scrooge origin movie is that A Christmas Carol literally already does this! Like his past is literally the first place the ghosts take him!

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

“But I was there! I was second in line when they ran out of vegan hot dogs at the Pavement show!”

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

If you’re ever feeling unattractive just remember, death cums for us all ❤️

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

She could never capture the raw sexual tension between Cappy and Mario

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Another normal stream from a normal man with a normal brain lmao

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Got double bounced on the soaking bed

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Playing a weird looking game someone suggested to me called Twinsen’s Little Big Adventure! I have no idea what to expect! Twitch.tv/genuinetrashboy

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Twinsen from Little Big Adventure

ALT: Twinsen from Little Big Adventure

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I bet I could get a third bird with this stone! Maybe even a fourth!

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Come watch me get mad at the puzzles in this game for children Twitch.tv/genuinetrashboy

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Nancy Drew: Way to Go!

ALT: Nancy Drew: Way to Go!

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

On that shit that got the dolphin a handjob

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

@jjdotbiz.bsky.social I just saw this pop up in an instagram post of twitter memes so congrats on the newfound fame! Remember the little people who talked to you about Pitchfork and Jeff Rosenstock along the way!

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Playing Brain Age 🧠 Twitch.tv/genuinetrashboy

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Streaming some more Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream and then playing WarioLand 4 Twitch.tv/genuinetrashboy

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Miss Piggy from The Muppets

ALT: Miss Piggy from The Muppets

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

If the marketing team for this movie knows what’s good for them the next trailer will just be Matt Damon listening to Marquee Moon in its entirety.

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

A hit piece from an alternate reality where Pink Floyd’s The Wall was Oscar nominated

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I want him older! Actually scratch that, I just want him!!!

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

That’s high praise on the dotbiz grading scale. It’s like how Pitchfork gave A Ghost Is Born and Sky Blue Sky a 6.6 and a 5.2 respectively. (Looking at those scores maybe Halsey was right to threaten the World Trade Center over a Pitchfork review)

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I swear sometimes you have these takes just to hurt me! Why would you want to hurt me, a Bugonia loving stranger!

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Sometimes I wonder how many people have assumed I have no interest in them because of my stupidity. Like someone I was attracted to held my hand at a party once and it took me a full calendar year and them saying it out loud for me to go “oooooh that wasn’t platonic!”

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

One must imagine Sisyphus horny 🤤

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I’m an ally to women. I always clip my finger nails.

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Genuinetrashboy @genuinetrashboy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Was he talking about Silver Jews today and I missed it?!

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