Sign in

johnny, uplifted octopus

@generativist.com
2.2K followers 1.2K following 3.8K posts

this is my bio line

PostsRepliesMedia
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 28/05/2026
I feel like at this point, both the prophets of AI utopia like Ray Kurzweil, and of AI doom like Eliezer Yudkowsky, could be forgiven for asking: dude, will you listen to us YET? Do you still find it prudent to call this new form of terrestrial intelligence a stochastic parrot, a laughable fraud, or a fad that’s about to go away? Fear it all you want, hate it even, but at least respect it!
110
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 14/05/2026
1154
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 08/05/2026
ai is amazing because it allows you to go "what if dancing baby, but with particles spawned at high gradient values which have boids-like mechanics influenced by optical flow" and your computer shits out a gpu accelerated version in like an hour
151
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 02/05/2026
again, this is really unpolished, sloptastic stuff. and i suspect mario will release something better (wtf is server?) but i use it most of the day and it serves my needs well, so it may help you, too
to run do, uvx piface
110
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 02/05/2026
besides chat, you have access to: - files - diff - terminal (ghostty-web) - scratchpad
files listinga web terminala scratch pad that says People of Pi, ilu
110
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 02/05/2026
you can also speak to it if you are accessing it over a https tunnel (browser limitation — http not allowed for mic)
mic -> text button
110
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 02/05/2026
you can also press play on a message if your machine supports it — you know, in case you are holding a baby
text-to-speech on one of the replies
110
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 02/05/2026
and this is a session. its as unobtrustive as possible. sessions serialize to pi's default. your .pi will still load correctly. again, it's mostly a thin wrapper that lets connect to workstation pi from my phone and laptop.
a chat session with gpt-5.5, in my browser
100
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 02/05/2026
this is the starting page on my workstation right now. i'm on my macos machine though, accessing it over my tailnet. my workstation has my gpus and data.
sessions in web browser
100
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 02/05/2026
i've been using pi since january. i love it. it's vim; it's my work bench; it's my LISP. one of the things i sloptastically accumulated was an webui that uses RPC to make my life easier with baby. had no plans to share it but a teammate likes it so...ok
weird pi logo
140
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 23/04/2026
dad life (on an uncle mission)
me asking chatgpt about unity me saying “who’s my favorite theo” and chatgpt answering. me saying “stop buddy stop” and ChatGPT got answering. me explaining it’s a baby
130
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 22/04/2026
me using the `--guidance` flag of my auto research tool to "gently" nudge it to doing the thing my brain says it is stupidly failing to see for 9 experiments in a row:
140
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 22/04/2026
framwwoek understands its market
framework laptop next to bawls energy drink
050
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 22/04/2026
beautiful
000
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 21/04/2026
one shot generated on new chatgpt image model
graphic novel panel for "What's expected of us". Man gets the predictor, goes; goes through five stages of grief; finally just accepts it and head sto the beach where suddenly things are in color
040
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 19/04/2026
pope tweets good
When simulation becomes the norm, it weakens the human capacity for discernment.  As a result, our social bonds close in upon themselves, forming self-referential circuits that no longer expose us to reality.  We thus come to live within bubbles, impermeable to one another.  Feeling threatened by anyone who is different, we grow unaccustomed to encounter and dialogue.  In this way, polarization, conflict, fear and violence spread.  What is at stake is not merely the risk of error, but a transformation in our very relationship with truth.
251125283
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 18/04/2026
fun roll
i need to wash my car. the car wash is only 50 meters away. should i walk there, or drive?

claude: Drive. Car washes need you to be in the car — you can’t walk a car through a car wash. Just hop in and roll it over.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​
040
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 17/04/2026
old okcupid question rephrased as "In a certain light, wouldn't being turned into a paperclip be a relief?"
1291
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 14/04/2026
fatherhood sigh
little mermaid spotify dna pop up to “dive deeper”
020
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 13/04/2026
did a bad feature extension to my pi ui / orchestrator and now the TTS sounds somewhere between drunk and like a babbling infant
110
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 13/04/2026
banger
your codebase is infrastructure for the agent. Design it that way
000
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 13/04/2026
via @mitsuhiko.at mitsuhiko.github.io/talks/ai-eng...
The moments where you want to skip thinking are exactly the moments where thinking matters most
140
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 11/04/2026
my radian server (pi web ui) with a 2007 facebook aesthetic
020
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 10/04/2026
240
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 08/04/2026
noooooooo
All 55 tests pass. To summarize what happened and what to do next:

  Root cause: Pi's API call returned a 400 error — Anthropic requires you to claim a third-party app usage credit before pi can make API calls.

  Fix: Go to claude.ai/settings/usage and claim the credit.
010
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 07/04/2026
the scifi invoked, i shit you not
big hero 6
150
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 05/04/2026
the rotten tomatoes one is less so
same movie poster but with less emo hair on the lead
200
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 05/04/2026
total my chemical romance victory
cillian murphy in sunshine movie with emo hair
120
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 05/04/2026
every fast and furious movie
220
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 05/04/2026
how have i never heard of this?!
Sunshine movie
2110
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 04/04/2026
this one stung a bit
johnny knoxville is 55
000
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 04/04/2026
nope.
The company that sells AI coding tools cannot build a quality product with its own AI coding tools. The percentages were always the pitch, not the product. 80. 90. 95. 100. Nobody asked what 100% actually produces until the source code answered for them.
260
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 04/04/2026
what's going on here? i...never saw this before?
idk how to describe it. maybe dust ringing the earth. but i'm confused by the scale
100
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 04/04/2026
5568x3712 resolution
010
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 03/04/2026
meme: annoying angry guy saying “I FUCKING HATE YOU AND HOPE YOU DIE” with a fun guy saying “i like playing with toys”
2939
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 02/04/2026
not gonna happen but we can briefly dream
nixon by marine one post resignation
030
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 01/04/2026
yea i think so far. right now its basically prompt -> code automatically. def think it has potential though
140
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 31/03/2026
homer comforting bart
020
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 31/03/2026
norton commander
010
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 30/03/2026
wrote this in january 2021 the future resolved itself
Broadly, there are two hypotheses about what happens when these users get isolated on a new network partition (here, in the form of a different platform),

Smothered fire: The echo-chamber becomes a circle jerk; participants get bored for lack of targets; raids on larger networks will occur sporadically but they can’t trigger the same dynamics; the medium fizzles out.

Coal-seam fire: The echo-chamber splits consensus reality in an enduring way; people with similar corrosive beliefs form an even more cohesive orthodoxy; the distance between them and people outside the partition grows; in-group trust pins on maximal, granting uncritical reception of escalatingly radical beliefs.

The smothered fire scenario is seductive. And, it may happen! But, increasingly, the coal seam fire seems…if not more likely, than at least the one that deserves way more focused consideration. 2016 and everything after wasn’t a wildly unlikely bad sample path. It was a continuation. We hid some things from ourselves before then; we want to do so yet again. While criticisms of social media are extremely valid – there is an impressive inventory of problems – blame assignment then and now has some convenience borne of desperation. But, there is at least one critical difference: Public passions and fiduciary responsibilities are currently aligned.
230
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 30/03/2026
is blocking a very large number of people expensive for the platform or is it packed in a probablistic data structure to lower the cost? because blocking everyone in #2 is probably the most high value thing i can do
attie.ai is now the most blocked other than jd vance
4210
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 30/03/2026
nothing says the bagholder window is closing quite like this
new rule could fast-track spacex ip for nasdaq index inclusion
110
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 29/03/2026
also some weird stuff. (this is what i will release)
110
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 29/03/2026
What Virgil Actually Meant (and Why Augustine Doesn't Care)
A historical-critical reader should note the gap between Virgil's intent and Augustine's use. In the Aeneid, the scene of Aeneas carrying the Penates is ennobling, not embarrassing. It demonstrates Aeneas's pietas — his willingness to bear sacred duty even in disaster. The temporary vulnerability of the gods is part of Virgil's theodicy: divine purposes work through human suffering and agency, not by magically preventing it. The gods' "defeat" at Troy is the necessary precondition for their greater triumph at Rome.

Augustine knows this perfectly well — he was a professional teacher of Virgil. But his argument deliberately refuses to read the Aeneid on its own teleological terms. He strips the quotations from the narrative arc that gives them their Virgilian meaning and reads them as isolated admissions. This is a legitimate rhetorical strategy (Roman courtroom oratory routinely did the same with opponents' words), but it is not literary criticism. It is forensic appropriation of a cultural text for polemical purposes — and it is precisely the technique his training as a rhetorician equipped him to execute.
150
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 29/03/2026
rick rubin
021
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 28/03/2026
wile e cayote wall
060
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 28/03/2026
i’ve never seen a better user interface than the fill line on the new soda stream bottles
fill line on outside metal container
000
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 28/03/2026
tom hanks money pit
010
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 27/03/2026
substack loginsubstack login: login with passwordjon ham in nightclub with closed eyes blisful
040
johnny, uplifted octopus @generativist.com · 27/03/2026
i am reading City of God (with AI)
jon stewart "on weed" scene"
110