Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 04/10/2026hahahaha, R-R-R-R-R-uined! He's by far my fave. The Attenborough Wrasslin' match, the Pork Ad where could hardly hold it together... F'ing legend! 110
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Funniest thing is how many bots I've had to report and block since I posted this because they all reTWEETed these posts. 010
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Seeing Taylor Hall's day with the Cup just sends me in to a fantasy land where I envision Connor McDavid finally gets his day with the Cup after helping San Jose win their first as a franchise. 150
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My wife went to the "store" to score some gummies and some CBD balms, came back with a bag of McDonald's and now is sitting on the couch playing NES Super Mario Brothers on the couch with the blackout blinds down. 250
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026But they had zero problems shoving that Jonas Brothers crap-fest to everyone. More eyes on Australia! Taylor has an amazing voice. There's a reason Kim, Ben, Matt and even Hiro, love performing with her. But if you're not going to give them even a hint of air time, don't bother inviting them. 110
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The description of the item in their store is also epic; "This tee was Alex's idea. He wanted to surprise Geddy for his birthday. Ged loved it!" 110
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I love how hard they (Geddy and Alex) are leaning in to the celebration of the band during this R50-something tour with Anika. Yes, I am wearing my "We're In Anika's Band" shirt right now. And also yes, that is Geddy and Alex when they were in middle-school. 130
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Almost every season starts out like this honestly. Given how early the season started this year, makes it even more obvious. It takes about 2-3 games for teams to settle in. And teams with a lot of player movement during the off season, it's 3-5 games. Stuff will normalize around the 10 games 000
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oilers still gonna Oiler even when being forced to share the camera rolls from their cell phones, and calling out who were the worst players on the team.static.klipy.comJames Crashes Into Tar HitALT: James Crashes Into Tar Hit 010
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is how I know I've curated my vFriends very well. Not a single one of you asked what we were going as...static.klipy.comMuch Love Making The CutALT: Much Love Making The Cut 000
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026"Do not take this drug if you are pregnant, are planning, or have heart conditions." Planning?!?! I can't plan?! Like I can't plan Thanksgiving dinner? I can't plan my retirement?! Can I plan breakfast tomorrow morning?!?!? WT(actual)F?!? English...c'mon, use it correctly! #PatrickMightBeInAMoodstatic.klipy.comPulp Fiction: English Mother******ALT: Pulp Fiction: English Mother****** 130
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026holy fucking hell... I am literally wearing this GIF out because of shit like that. Why should /ANYONE/ require some else to accompany them in order to feel safe anywhere they want to go?!static.klipy.comThat's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works!ALT: That's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works! 020
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comThe Simpsons: Stop, He's Already Dead!ALT: The Simpsons: Stop, He's Already Dead! 000
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026That gerhtsky guy is so far right, they can't even get him in during the the wide shots... 000
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Plan the <parade/tear down> your favo(u)rite NHL team <won/lost> their first game in an <insert random(1, 100)> game Season! 050
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm sure there will be some comment about what he found on Camera roll when he forced him to unlock his phone during their first meeting. 130
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026TIAL - They expanded to 84 games for the regular season. I've never felt more disconnected from the NHL than I do today....but then again...static.klipy.comJeff Bridges as The Dude: Life Goes OnALT: Jeff Bridges as The Dude: Life Goes On 140
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I literally just found it started like 10 minutes ago...haven't even remembered my ESPN+ password. I can't remember ever being so disconnected from the NHL like this year... 110
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Why is everyone freaking out over these pre-season games? *gets tapped on the shoulder* Are you fucking kidding me?! The season /STARTED/ today? I literally planned my wedding anniversary to not collide with the start of the NHL season which is AFTER October 1st!static.klipy.comNice Going You Assholes Stan MarshALT: Nice Going You Assholes Stan Marsh 360
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026dude dropped his hemorrhoids down in addition to his old man balls... 011
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Can't wait for the day when NHL GMs realize that if a player demands a trade out of their current team, and then gets what they want; 9 out of 10 times, they've overpaid for a bust. "What's the trade value for someone who hasn't produced at the level they're expecting to get paid at?"static.klipy.comMan Says 'I Can Fix It'ALT: Man Says 'I Can Fix It' 110
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Gaht-dayum, SNL-UK's Weekend Update has been going /hard/ this season. 110
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026NHL: "This review for a puck over glass is taking forEVER!" NFL: "We can see over the last 90 seconds, thanks to these 45 different camera angles, sponsored by Bud Light, that the receiver did get his other foot down prior to falling out of bounds..." 010
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026...let me be clear, the /MAJORITY/ has no issue with those rights bestowed upon any fellow humans. 100
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We are the moral clarity. The /majority/ is the moral clarity. 100
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comMuppets Muppet ShowALT: Muppets Muppet Show 010
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I mean Coutland Suttons' front of helmet sticker should be "5,356" 000
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Nit pick time. If the base elevation at the lowest point in the City of Denver is 5280 feet above sea level, shouldn't each player's helmet sticker be relative to their height above sea level?static.klipy.comFuturama: Technically Correct MemeALT: Futurama: Technically Correct Meme 220
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comJake Peralta: I Didn't Mean to Be a Rabble-RouserALT: Jake Peralta: I Didn't Mean to Be a Rabble-Rouser 000
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026This would imply there was normal religious programming as if normal religious people would feel the need to broadcast their sermons... 140
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Good evening Mister and Missus America, and all the Ships at sea...." 120
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Because they only travel in bunches....ddduuUUUhhhhh!static.klipy.comHusky's Dad Joke ReactionALT: Husky's Dad Joke Reaction 160
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I thought you knew that? It's one of my fave "stupid bits of trivia". A long with Thomas Dolby playing keyboards on Def Leppard's 'Photograph'. 110
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What was for dinner tonight? Diabetes is already off the board. 110
Patrick M.™ @generationxwing.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'mma save my Great British Baking Show commentary for later...butstatic.klipy.comPrue Leith: They Should Avoid ThatALT: Prue Leith: They Should Avoid That 010
