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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

We were there in spirit Also we’re coming to your house to wash your computer screen with our lil paw-hands 🦝😘

General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

If you ascend to heaven, we are there If you make your bed in the depths, we are there If you make a random online general synod thing and don’t send us a gcal invite, it’s as though it never happened, sorry #UCCSynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

We were told that no one reads the bulletin

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

So we want to join a church but we haven’t been baptized and we can’t figure out if we need one baptism or three baptisms or no baptisms and unfortunately there are no UCC pastors with strong opinions to offer us any guidance

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Glad we could give you a thrill and a bump, which is what @liddybarlow.bsky.social did for us last night (also a tickle)

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

You’re such a thoughtful ex 🥹

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

❤️🦝 it’s good to be able to do a conscious unthroupling

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

We can’t wait to see how much queerer you are in 3 years

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Also now you can delete Bluesky because we won’t be back for 3 years and we’re the only reason you downloaded it anyways #uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

When you do shrooms, we will be there. In the feedback of every screeching microphone, we will be there. We are never far from any one of you. So please keep dropping snacks. We’ll see you in Cleveland in 2028. Yours, truly, Scooter, Bandit, and Pickles

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

But we are not leaving you—not really. When you drop a local delicacy on the floor, we will be there. When you sit through a painfully long committee meeting that you’re only somewhat sure will do anything at all, we will be there. When you dare to say Pennsylvania, we will be there.

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

And with that, we make our way back up in to the air ducts of the Kansas City Convention Center, snuggled up with our prayer shawls and leftover huckleberry taffy and the flavored dental dams that you freaks didn’t use, to sleep the sleep of the just. #uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Our apologies—our eyes were too glazed with tears at your departure that we tagged an imposter. @rushans.bsky.social you will always be our moderator. And other Rushan, you will always wonder what on earth you just got tagged into

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

There is so much we will miss about Kansas City, like the discarded nipple pasties on the walk up 13th ave #uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

No one left them for us but we did take some because the nice lady at the prayer shawl booth said that they’re for everyone

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

If there are any chaplains who can help us process our grief over @rushanshekar.bsky.social no longer being the moderator of #uccsynod please meet us at the fourth trashcan from the back 😭😭😭😭

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

The return of the sparkle blazer reminds us of the sparkle of the night sky. The time when the trash cans go out 🌙 🦝🦝🦝 #uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

[not a joke] Deeply grateful for all the General Synod Program and Planning Committee, and the Local Arrangements Committee, and everyone else who makes it possible for us to make bad jokes like it is our job for a few days Couldn’t do it without you #uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Serve with the help of God and KEEEEEVINNNNNNN PEEEEETTTTTEERRRRSOONNMM who helps us all #uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

“Not to think of yourself more highly than you ought,” unless you’ve visited the shrooms table, in which case, you have no choice but to think of yourself highly #uccsynod

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Taylor Ramage @taylorramage.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Soon, we might see his Cleve-age. #UCCSynod #OurWholeLives

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Guy who loves Cleveland stripping off a range of favorite Cleveland t shirts, preparing to invite everyone on stage into a Cleveland-themed strip tease #uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Coastal elite delegates currently googling “where is Cleveland” #uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Judging by the sighs throughout the conference hall, people are *disappointed* to hear that Synod 36 is in Cleveland, but people from Heartland conference still dance to “Cleveland rocks” #uccsynpd

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Canada is promising to come alongside the UCC. We’re hoping they bring salmon for us #uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

We think they said it’s part of the new Book of Worship

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

American UCCers again shocked to see what sort of hope and joy is possible when you live in Canada #uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

The Local Arrangements Committee made us a VERY nice burrow in the fourth trashcan from the back—incredibly well-appointed, comfortable, and full of bbq trash We are so grateful #uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

With David Anderson retired, Kevin Peterson now assumes the mantle of king of everything, and we are his humble subjects #uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

David Anderson preparing to get on a red steam train out into the prairie #uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Holy Spirit relieved to return to speaking to and through her people without the conjunctions “whereas” and “therefore” #uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

We had some bad experiences with dogs in our youth but are working on rebuilding alliances

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Government agencies, decimated by the current fascist hellscape, stand ready to listen to and act on our resolutions #uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

“The light of hope is flickering”? Are you talking about the candle that CONTINUES to be unlit? #uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

“We got a bit into the weeds” We love the weeds The weeds are where the cicadas hide The weeds are where the big tent full of snacks is #uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

#uccsynod Fashion blog: this lime green blazer over a yellow shirt is a CHOICE that we LOVE

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

If you want to see more raccoons in this greener earth, support this resolution #uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

@taylorramage.bsky.social this committee block is your last chance to come to the mic as your final form queer superhero self #uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Third speaker today does not know what time of day it is, continues to speak our mind #uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Rob Edwards tells us to pray with our feet, but we pray with our cute lil dexterous paws #uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Committee chairs working overtime to find nice phrasing for “people argued forever about every word and piece of punctuation” #uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

If they’re turning halos into demon tails, can we instead turn halos into other things, like, maybe, donuts? That are dropped on the floor for us? #uccsynod

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General Synic @generalsynic.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Our two heroes: roving camera guy and girl who really loves dogs #uccsynod

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