GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It looks like piss on the restroom floor Friday started early here at my office 010
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026have you listened to The Smile? its Thom and Jonny with the jazz drummer Tom Skinner. They make some good stuff together 000
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Guy who likes York peppermint patties because they taste like toothpaste mixed with chocolate 010
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026woke up feeling like id been blessed by God (slept for 7 hours) 010
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026VP feels like a waste when he could be Secretary of State 000
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the only thing worse than baseball is there not being baseball 011
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i dont care how cold it gets i refuse to turn my heater on in September 010
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Bluesky's marketing team is wildin with this new slogan 010
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The US suffering from a serious Testosterone Gap based on all these Russian Military Recruitment Ads I keep watching. We must not allow a Testosterone Gap. 020
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"THIS SONG IS ABOUT GETTING DRAGGED BY A TRUCK" Huh I wonder what its called "IT'S CALLED 'DRAGGED BY A TRUCK'" Oh wow 030
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026@cheekface.bsky.social playing @blackcatdc.bsky.social 1111
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Bluesky is the worst form of Social Media except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time 010
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I think its pretty awesome how we keep letting the world get worse just to indulge the fucked up delusions of a bunch of dipshits. 010
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Happy 9/11 everyoneyoutube.comNorm MacdonaldYouTube video by IM GOING TO CUSS 010
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The year is 2126. The United Nations of Earth celebrates the 100th anniversary of the beginning of the global crusade against the use of crude oil started by the single most consequential person in the fight against Global Warming, Donald Trump. 020
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The Eldar fucked so hard they birthed cum satan and i think thats beautiful 210
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026They'd be some real Soldiers Without Borders if they tried that. A mean group of Diamond Dogs 010
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026my steel wool ass hair shreds all the toilet paper I put down there into confetti 010
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Seeing this book on my parents' shelf at home (the same shelf where they keep a bottle of Trump wine) felt like a kick in the balls. Like damn, didn't know you wanted me to die 120
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026my tax dollars hard at work: three police cruisers full of pigs plus an ambulance just to arrest one homeless guy for public intoxication outside of a grocery store 010
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Fun bird facts: no pigeon has ever died of old age 010
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026No better way to start my day than by taking a fat shit in the morning 020
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Loud Hell Night at Cafe Bourbon St featuring Penis Geyser, Prolific Secreter, Phasm, and Atomic Nuclear 040
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I only pretend to be white on the internet. I'm actually Maltese 020
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026"If you on you're period, call me Moses Cause I'm about to split that red sea" -Danny Brown in the song God Loves You 030
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026What if instead of stink bugs they were stank bugs and when you squished them they still smelled bad but in a good way 030
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026My dad hasn't voted for a Dem this century and probably would have attended Jan 6 if he lived closer, but he would regularly wear a "Corn Pop Was A Bad Dude" t-shirt to 'make fun' of Joe Biden as if that wasn't one of the funniest fucking things any president has ever said. 020
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026It is the sacred duty of journalists to hold the powerful (liberals) to account while uplifting the voices of the marginalized (conservatives) 010