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GeneralPMan

@generalpman.bsky.social
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Bluesky's leading nucular expert. I only think when I'm paid to. Every 5th skeet represents the opinion of my employer.

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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the only thing worse than baseball is there not being baseball
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mastodon at The Anthem
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i dont care how cold it gets i refuse to turn my heater on in September
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bluesky's marketing team is wildin with this new slogan
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Smoking kills
Image of a pigeon on the ground, appears dead. It is lying on its back, beak pointed to the left, eyes closed. Its wings are splayed open. Next to its beak on the ground is a cigarette.
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Chicken Madness from Wisemiller's Deli
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dying Fetus at Fillmore Silver Spring
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"THIS SONG IS ABOUT GETTING DRAGGED BY A TRUCK" Huh I wonder what its called "IT'S CALLED 'DRAGGED BY A TRUCK'" Oh wow
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Little Orphan Annie is a nepo baby
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@cheekface.bsky.social playing @blackcatdc.bsky.social
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bluesky is the worst form of Social Media except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wisdom from DC's Key Bridge
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think its pretty awesome how we keep letting the world get worse just to indulge the fucked up delusions of a bunch of dipshits.
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Happy 9/11 everyone
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Norm Macdonald
YouTube video by IM GOING TO CUSS
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The year is 2126. The United Nations of Earth celebrates the 100th anniversary of the beginning of the global crusade against the use of crude oil started by the single most consequential person in the fight against Global Warming, Donald Trump.
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
German furry seeing a penis: Meow. Zee dong
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
my steel wool ass hair shreds all the toilet paper I put down there into confetti
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Seeing this book on my parents' shelf at home (the same shelf where they keep a bottle of Trump wine) felt like a kick in the balls. Like damn, didn't know you wanted me to die
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Deer check
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
my tax dollars hard at work: three police cruisers full of pigs plus an ambulance just to arrest one homeless guy for public intoxication outside of a grocery store
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fun bird facts: no pigeon has ever died of old age
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Deer check
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
we're just like two balls in a sack
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
fleshlights would be better if they had bushes
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
No better way to start my day than by taking a fat shit in the morning
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Loud Hell Night at Cafe Bourbon St featuring Penis Geyser, Prolific Secreter, Phasm, and Atomic Nuclear
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I only pretend to be white on the internet. I'm actually Maltese
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"If you on you're period, call me Moses Cause I'm about to split that red sea" -Danny Brown in the song God Loves You
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Someone lost their shadow
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
What if instead of stink bugs they were stank bugs and when you squished them they still smelled bad but in a good way
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Yard Act playing the Black Cat
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
heavy is the cock that wears the ring
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My dad hasn't voted for a Dem this century and probably would have attended Jan 6 if he lived closer, but he would regularly wear a "Corn Pop Was A Bad Dude" t-shirt to 'make fun' of Joe Biden as if that wasn't one of the funniest fucking things any president has ever said.
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Check out this big guy
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It is the sacred duty of journalists to hold the powerful (liberals) to account while uplifting the voices of the marginalized (conservatives)
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
gonna organize a Thomas Pynchon look a like contest
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
What do you mean you are afraid of Islamo-Communism? You are scared of South Yemen? A country that hasn't existed for 36 years?
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Titus Andronicus playing the Atlantis
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
call me a landscaper the way i be edging
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
pants perfectly aligned, one ball going down each leg
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Doing absolutely no research, these feel like upsets. Or maybe it would be too cliché for Notre Dame to win Irish Dancing and a Florida school win Weather Forecasting.
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Fuck it we bawl
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
the male urge to eat 2000 calories in a single meal
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I'm a fat man trapped in a skinny man's body
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
"I need more Dick" - me every time I go to the bookstore
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
call me the short side of a fitted bedsheet the way i can top or bottom
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i tried entering the mirror world but my mirror self kept blocking me. i dont know how to get around him
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Agamemnon will return in Avengers: Doomsday
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
being a high functioning alcoholic is the only real life superpower
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GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
When you got World Cup Finals like Tom Cruise in them, you can't lose
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