GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026the only thing worse than baseball is there not being baseball 001
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i dont care how cold it gets i refuse to turn my heater on in September 000
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Bluesky's marketing team is wildin with this new slogan 010
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"THIS SONG IS ABOUT GETTING DRAGGED BY A TRUCK" Huh I wonder what its called "IT'S CALLED 'DRAGGED BY A TRUCK'" Oh wow 030
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026@cheekface.bsky.social playing @blackcatdc.bsky.social 1111
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Bluesky is the worst form of Social Media except for all those other forms that have been tried from time to time 010
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I think its pretty awesome how we keep letting the world get worse just to indulge the fucked up delusions of a bunch of dipshits. 010
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Happy 9/11 everyoneyoutube.comNorm MacdonaldYouTube video by IM GOING TO CUSS 010
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The year is 2126. The United Nations of Earth celebrates the 100th anniversary of the beginning of the global crusade against the use of crude oil started by the single most consequential person in the fight against Global Warming, Donald Trump. 020
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026my steel wool ass hair shreds all the toilet paper I put down there into confetti 010
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Seeing this book on my parents' shelf at home (the same shelf where they keep a bottle of Trump wine) felt like a kick in the balls. Like damn, didn't know you wanted me to die 120
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026my tax dollars hard at work: three police cruisers full of pigs plus an ambulance just to arrest one homeless guy for public intoxication outside of a grocery store 010
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Fun bird facts: no pigeon has ever died of old age 010
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026No better way to start my day than by taking a fat shit in the morning 020
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Loud Hell Night at Cafe Bourbon St featuring Penis Geyser, Prolific Secreter, Phasm, and Atomic Nuclear 040
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I only pretend to be white on the internet. I'm actually Maltese 020
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 18/08/2026"If you on you're period, call me Moses Cause I'm about to split that red sea" -Danny Brown in the song God Loves You 030
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026What if instead of stink bugs they were stank bugs and when you squished them they still smelled bad but in a good way 030
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026My dad hasn't voted for a Dem this century and probably would have attended Jan 6 if he lived closer, but he would regularly wear a "Corn Pop Was A Bad Dude" t-shirt to 'make fun' of Joe Biden as if that wasn't one of the funniest fucking things any president has ever said. 020
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026It is the sacred duty of journalists to hold the powerful (liberals) to account while uplifting the voices of the marginalized (conservatives) 010
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026gonna organize a Thomas Pynchon look a like contest 010
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026What do you mean you are afraid of Islamo-Communism? You are scared of South Yemen? A country that hasn't existed for 36 years? 000
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 07/08/2026pants perfectly aligned, one ball going down each leg 010
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Doing absolutely no research, these feel like upsets. Or maybe it would be too cliché for Notre Dame to win Irish Dancing and a Florida school win Weather Forecasting. 030
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 02/08/2026the male urge to eat 2000 calories in a single meal 120
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026"I need more Dick" - me every time I go to the bookstore 020
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026call me the short side of a fitted bedsheet the way i can top or bottom 010
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026i tried entering the mirror world but my mirror self kept blocking me. i dont know how to get around him 020
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026being a high functioning alcoholic is the only real life superpower 020
GeneralPMan @generalpman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026When you got World Cup Finals like Tom Cruise in them, you can't lose 020