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Victor Andrade

@generaldopanda.bsky.social
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[Ele/Dele/Elu/Delu] a witch that talks with cats.

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José Maia 🎸🇧🇷🚩🇵🇸 @jose-maia.bsky.social · 20h
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Peter Browngardt, the creator of Uncle Grandpa and writer/director of The Day the Earth Blew Up has a new post worth sharing here since he doesn’t have a Bluesky account:
Peter Browngardt posts a drawing of Uncle Grandpa putting a revolver in his mouth, then replying to himself with “Another merger…”
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Mamono World @mamonoworld.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Are you down with the clown?
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
YOU - What am I doing? SHIVERS - Looking up at the sky, cold water dripping from your hair. YOU - What do I see? SHIVERS - Grey sky like great battleships, clouds colliding with one another. Rain falls down on the world.
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Quedesenholegal @quedesenholegal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Não desis"
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Daniel Duncan @danielduncan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ele buscando todas as formas de humilhação
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Camarada Hidalgo @camaradahidalgo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dark woke rises
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 07/10/2026
#⏰🐘🧵
A typewritten note that reads "elephant thread is filmed before a live studio audience"

With a doodle of an elephant
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Jone Santos @jonesantos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Meus 2 centavos: O Angra poderia não ter se pronunciado sobre a opinião do ex-membro. Seria "ok" Poderia ter dito que "a opinião do ex-membro não representa a opinião da banda". Seria covarde, mas ok Preferiu falar que a banda "respeita todas as posições" e passar a ideia "fascists welcome!"
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Jhonen V @jhnenvee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Asked a friend to join in a game of BIG WALK and realized shortly after that I had actually typed out BIG WANK. They still haven’t responded but that answer is gonna open up some interesting possibilities.
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perdon es paraguayo el celular @pudimon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Vi isso aqui no outro site e agora toda vez que passar por Petalburg Woods vou lembrar do exercício da democracia brasileira
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trans lives are more important than Harry Potter. Read another fucking book, watch another fucking show.
THIS SITE IS HARRY POTTER FREE
Lookin for it? Leave.
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henrique @henriquegds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
incrível
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MENTALES @mentales.com.br · 06/10/2026
Aaaahhh entao era isso
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Whimsy Bunny Doodles 🐇 @whimsybunnydoodles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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ony @onytol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
esse segundo turno ta foda
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A secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"chatGPT thinks I am a genuis" is just the modern version of "I think this stripper is in love with me"
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Príncipe Vidane @principevidane.com.br · 06/10/2026
se vc é o inventor da ligação de vídeo em chamada em grupo no whatsapp saiba eu quero que você MORRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LITTLE LILY - I don't say bad words. Lamby doesn't either. HALF LIGHT - FUCK OFF.
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
one of my favorite tweets of all time
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Zaellix | Art(?) @zaellix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Quick Nimi 💭 #nimagery
A quick sketch of Nimi Nightmare. Black line art, green circle accent on a white background.
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FlanCortes@NYCC#J-37 @flancortes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Heart of the Cards✨️⚡️
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caitlin rose BOO!yle @caitlinroseboyle.com · 06/10/2026
just another day in beautiful Ebisugaoka #silenthill #silenthillf
A cartoony drawing of Hinako Shimizu, looking beat to shit but ready to kill you, readying a bloodied pipe in meat-and-flower-hell Ebisugaoka.
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kblosnack @kblosnack.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
4-
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh...
Panel 1

Field is reading a book and talking about it.

Field: This autism memoir is fascinating. A lot of it is surprisingly relatable.

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Field: It's funny that I've had similar experiences, thoughts, and habits. It's like reading about myself.

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Field stares into the distance. They are suddenly evaluating everything about their life.

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Field watches a sunset. As if watching an old world vanish into darkness before a new one comes into the light.
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o japonês casei shirota que fabrica o yakult @overdosey.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
aqui o print e agora tem um update da história. morrendo
vizinho libertário viking larper acredita que um feto tem alma mas está atacando o corpo de uma mulher então abortar é uma auto-defesa justa.se gravidez é violento então o que isso significa pra quem quer estar grávida? significa que ela consentiu com a violência então é igual bdsm.alguém perguntou se ele é viking então ele acha que fetos abortados vão pra valhalla? a resposta é sim.
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 06/10/2026
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 20/09/2026
the RE movie protag is a certified goofball
Resident Evil movie comic
Bryan laughs constantly he lifts up a ladder and chucks it
It hits a zombie dog and he says “stupid dog”
Then he runs away continuing his laughing
He appears out the upper door of a barn, looks down to the far ground, realizing his mistake
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Vampiro Lestat fazendo show na posse de Lula @culturaguik.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
E a bancada LGBT federal QUASE TRIPLICOU. Passamos de 4 nomes pra 11. Existem vitórias, galera
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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Joyce @wyjoy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pior coisa foi tentar associar a esquerda com a paz. Eu quero a gente colocando fogo em carro.
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Claytonium Comics @claytoniumcomics.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Evil Dead II Bruce Campbell is still Ash, the rest of the cast, including the Deadites are Muppets
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MALLE🔞 @kiryu36.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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USAGI 🐇 @usagiboots.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
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Black Aziz Anansi @blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
No. Yall dont. Lol
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Faz parte @reck.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
amor, lembra daquela vez que fomos no 𝒥ℴ𝓃ℯ𝓈 ℳℴ𝓉ℯ𝓁
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Deborah Leão 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸 @deborahleao.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a pauta transfóbica é uma ferramenta poderosa da extrema direita. ela explora ansiedades reais, como a violência contra a mulher, dá respostas distorcidas, transforma em inimigo uma categoria frágil e serve de cavalo de tróia pra tirar direitos. não comprem. não caiam. defendam as pessoas trans.
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Victor Andrade @generaldopanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BANDO DE FELLADAPUTA
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HET @hetthepumpking.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
O TSE FINALMENTE ATUALIZOU E EU QUERIA DIZER QUE O PT ENTROU COM 70 DEPUTADOS PT E PSOL NÃO PERDERAM N E N H U M A CADEIRA AMBOS AUMENTARAM
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 05/10/2026
honestly whenever I see the far right do better in an election in Latin America than expected, I can say “the CIA probably ratfucked this” and be right more than 70% of the time
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Kodoji - Fernando da Rosa @kodoji.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Imagina achar que o "problema da esquerda são as pautas identitárias"
"deputada estadual mais votada de SP disse que indígenas são canibais"
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Hell este que vos fala @ivohell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Como nóis tá hoje?
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O Brasil Que Deu Certo @obrasilquedeucerto.com.br · 05/10/2026
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Victor Andrade @generaldopanda.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me fode muito que em boa parte dos espaços é super aceitável você ser abertamente de direita, fazer "piadas" com pautas de esquerda e o caralho, mas que momento que você faça qualquer coisa que fa qualquer coisa pra defender a esquerda é "Pô, mas tu já fica trazendo política pras coisas.Nada a ver!"
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Cecilia “Tangerina” Marins @ceciliatangerina.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"a pauta identitária é o motivo da perda de votos" com todo respeito se vc vai tuitar iso, escreve logo que vc não gosta de negro, gay, mulher... pode falar logo...
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Rie Sonomura, NeoY2K Hacker Vtuber @riesonomura.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
same with the AI flag in the video itself, ESPECIALLY for music
I wish all AI generated thumbnails a very "Don't recommend channel"
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