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“if you need” me, i’ll be getting staurned and watching kath & kim

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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Is John Apple gonna shine Trump’s Florsheims with his tongue like his predecessor? 👅👞 Sent from my iPhone 😮‍💨
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
They’re not as think as you drunk they are!
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
It’s giving “H8ERS MAKE ME FAMOUS” (c. 2006)
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Good and gooder
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
“…and the crowd goes mild.”
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I’m sorry for your loss, friend. I’m equally as thrilled that you loved and were loved by this best boy. He lives again and again and again with every beat of your heart. Take care of yourself while it heals ❤️‍🩹
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Fun fact about me: I can NOT say the word “statistics” when I’m anxious. Physically cannot get that word out of my mouth.
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Absolutely no convictions except for those pesky 34 felony ones
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Drifter also fits because they really will change their “beliefs” with the direction of the wind
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
But he also DOES like losers because they make him feel better about himself
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Well, the cat in the forefront does not look like a cameras guy! 😆
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
To be fair, she cannot, in fact, make a speech 😬
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
“…need to end today.”
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bugs bunny is making a funny face with his mouth open and the words `` no '' written below him .
ALT: bugs bunny is making a funny face with his mouth open and the words `` no '' written below him .
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Maggie Smith @maggiesmithpoet.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
So pro-life means jailing women who miscarry but shrugging when the deranged president says “a whole civilization will die tonight.” Do I have that right?
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Kamala Harris @kamalaharris.com · 07/04/2026
The President of the United States is threatening to commit war crimes and wipe out a "whole civilization" — all because he started a disastrous war of his own making and had no plan and no strategy for how to end it. This is abhorrent, and the American people do not support this.
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is what I was gonna comment. Word for word. 😵
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Worst wishes, f**kface!
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The best explanation why millions of Americans worship and support a convicted felon and sexual predator...
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
You’d be surprised how invested in these eagles some folks are
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I’ve been smelling phantom cigarette smoke for about a week now, and I can’t help but think it’s my delayed karma for making my boyfriend leave the Russian Circles show he accidentally bought us 4 tix for before it even started bc you could still smoke in Chicago bars in ‘06 and I couldn’t breathe.
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Creepy Movies with Dry-Ass Spaghetti: Gummo The Killing of a Sacred Deer
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Put a toe ring on it
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Theme song slaps, though
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Watching MTV True Life: I Hate My Butt, and there’s zero percent chance this isn’t scripted
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
🎶Macho, macho man. I’ve got to be a macho man🎶
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Lol, just heard someone from NY Post on CNN say “‘eco’ chamber.” Extremely on brand.
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
“We see you, we hear you” = “shut up about it”
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
This is who I see every time he’s on screen
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a man in a suit and tie says heck i m curious like a cat
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says heck i m curious like a cat
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
“FIFTY THOUSAND D—“ love that she was gonna say “dollars”
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
He looks like a very best boy to me!
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Look at this sweet angel ❤️ Each and every white hair on her face representative of a day she loved and was loved. I’m sorry for your loss.
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Heeeeyyy, Strickland!!! ❤️
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
“Who else has turned on us? They’re linked, too. All of them. All linked!”
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The Aristocats 2: Jazz Wasn’t Paying the Bills
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Every day with them is a priceless gift 😭😭😭
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Nagual @nagual4444.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Written by the one man in history, Who's own death will become a world wide official holiday...
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Kayla B @queenofthesouth.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Trump had committed 10 lifetimes worth of misdeeds before he ever declared his candidacy. There was no excuse to vote for him ever.
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Let’s get this mammogram youtube.com/watch?v=Q97N...
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Gravy Train!!!!- Titties Bounce
YouTube video by GravyTrainzx
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
They’ll be Hill Valley, California in the alternate 1985. “Kid, I OWN the police!”
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Put a little blep in your step
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
How much you wanna bet he spitballed swapping out “God” with “Don” or “DJT?”
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The resilience is a 15!
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I bought a week’s worth of health insurance!
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Fetterman’s an even bigger disappointment than Sinema.
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Is this why a 3 year old Afroman video showed up in my YT recommended in between all the political & decluttering videos
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The way that stooge chuckles through every interview regarding serious issues makes me want to learn how to box.
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I still think of N64 as cutting edge 👵🏻
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Oversized Florsheims*
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Threatening news outlets to become total and complete propaganda machines will drop that little 9% trust in legacy media right down to ZERO. What a wretched, wretched goon Brendan Carr is. Total loser. To quote his master: “SAD!”
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General Bummers @generalbummers.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
I can count my reasons to live on one hand, but, damn, if I’m not determined to live long enough to see each & every member of the Trump regime tried, convicted, and imprisoned for their laundry list of crimes. I guess that’s the one & only thing I can thank them for.
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