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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 1h
This is making Apartheid Clyde one angry little Nazi.
Twitter image:
Elon Musk @elonmusk
Zelensky has gone too far
2:27 PM • Oct 10, 2026 • 3.8M Views
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 3h
Apartheid Clyde is one upset Nazi.
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Elon Musk  @elonmusk
Zelensky has gone too far
2:27 PM • Oct 10, 2026 • 3.8M Views
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Text image: No man should receive a dollar unless that dollar has been fairly earned. Every dollar received should represent a dollar's worth of service rendered -not gambling in stocks but service rendered.
The really big fortune, the swollen fortune, by the mere fact of its size, acquires qualities which differentiate it in kind as well as in degree from what is possessed by men of relatively small means.
- Theodore Roosevelt, in a 1910 speech
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Xi Jinping: "I moved on Trump like a bitch. When you're a tyrannical dictator, he'll let you do it. He'll let you do anything."
Xi Jinping looking down on sad Felon
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A proportionate response is required. Jailing Felon? Waaaay past that time. All we can do is set an example for what awaits the next fascist, the next gelding cabinet, next MAGA-like Congress, and corrupt Supreme Court that undermines the Constitution. Seize Felon's and the entire circle's assets
Mussolini/Felon hung At Piazzale Loreto 28 April 1945
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The accuracy of @kornetzke.bsky.social ‘s description of the Felon becomes more apparent by the minute. You can smell it.
Oliver Kornetzke 
Behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill-fitting suit: the sleaze of a conman, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a Klansman, the sexism of a back-alley creep, the ignorance of a bar-stool drunk, and the greed of a hedge-fund ghoul-all spray-painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a county fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn't but has always been-arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed exalted as ambition, and corruption worshiped like gospel. It is America's shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spite, it doesn't just lose its soul-it shits out this bloated obscenity and calls it a leader. Facebook image
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
News media fail. It's this example of news media's flatfootedness that help get us here in the first place. Apparently, @nytimes.com doesn't understand the idea of object permanence. A three year-old could do better.
New York Times Headline 
Opinion
The Editorial Board
Trump Is Sabotaging the Midterms. The Supreme Court Must Stop Him.
Sept. 9, 2026
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
News media fail. @nytimes.com runs with a misleading headline. This Felon is congenitally incapable of honor. Also, he's never told anything but lies about 9/11 and bragged about how he suddenly had the tallest building, isn't that a great thing.
New York Times headline: 
Live: Updated  3 minutes ago

Live Updates: Trump Honors 9/11 Emergency Personnel

President Trump opened his remarks by talking about Iran and crime levels in Washington.
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I miss David Lynch.
David Lynch on a set he used for Eraserhead (1977)
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Obese Felon and his binky, Natalie Harp, posted this comparison. It glossed over the fact that when he was a horrible child, he was the only one among his siblings sent to military school. His parents felt they had no other choice. It failed; he’s still a thug. Obama needed no such discipline.
truth social image 
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump • August 26, 2026,
11:55 AM
A composite image of D. Trump, 18 in military school uniform
Next to an image of B. H. Obama, 18 in a cool hat with a smoke
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Felon, or his binky Natalie Harp, updated the image—making them the same age—so it might slap harder. Yeah, nope. Sorry binky.
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
But here's a cute story. www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpDI...
Tim Allen on working in Las Vegas and gambling, schooling Jimmy Kimmel who grew up there 11 June 2026

Jimmy Kimmel: Would you gamble with the guys? 
Tim Allen: That's not my thing, I work so hard for my money.
Jimmy Kimmel: You like to keep it.
Tim Allen: Yeah. So, you're up at four o'clock because the guy says “There's no windows here.” It's never morning in Vegas. 
Jimmy Kimmel: That's right.
Tim Allen: So, you're up at four and I asked the guy at the crap table, "Why don't you show me how to do this?" Because I see guys playing. He goes, "You know, it's like teaching somebody how to do heroin." And I went, “I get it.” He goes, "This hotel didn't get this big off winners, okay.”
Jimmy Kimmel: The dealer said that to you?
Tim Allen: Yeah.
Jimmy Kimmel: Wow.
Tim Allen: And he said, "Well, who's this guy?" Cuz everybody's real quiet. Vegas doesn't like winners. They really get sad. The whole hotel, “Oh, guy took us for $200 grand.” The whole place is sad. He was $320 grand up. And I said, "Well, that's a big deal.” “We hate him.” But I said, "Why is everybody backed away from him?" "Well, he's been standing there, standing there,” kept looking at me, “for 13 hours. You don't leave when you're winning." I go, "And it smells kind of like a donkey took a crap right there."
Jimmy Kimmel: Oh, yeah.
Tim Allen: Yeah. And I go, “Oh, that's like sick, weird. The guy would stand, take a crap in his pants. He goes, "And no one's going to collect it for…”
Jimmy Kimmel: That's the smell of greed is what it is." 
Tim Allen: Yeah.
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It is news media failure that every channel isn't calling for his elimination.
Mussolini/Felon hung At Piazzale Loreto 28 April 1945
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
To hear @washingtonpost.com report it, the Felon is incredibly fit, as per the White House's statement. Must be that all that new weight is diaper-driven.
Trump's medical measurements have been long dissected, and it's unclear where the 2023 weight figure originated. But [begin highlighting] the president has appeared heavier in photos than he did during his campaign [end highlighting], and the administration said he gained 14 pounds between his most recent annual medical checkups.
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Pretty"? I think they misspelled "Petty". News media fail, @nytimes.com
New York Times homepage headline: 

What Canadian Goods Will Take Trump’s 50% Tariffs? Some Pretty Strange Items.

Buoys, dog muzzles, capes, national flags and “base metal statuettes” from Canada are now more expensive for U.S. shoppers.
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Both these musical greats have largely moved past their investigations and are left largely to their own inner voices. But tape recorders?
Panel of a comic by Drew and Josh Alan Friedman
Caption: On a search for new musical inspiration, David Byrne unexpectedly runs into Paul Simon.
Beneath an image of indigenous jungle people. The musicians are each wearing pith helmets and wielding microphones with tape recorders when they meet up in this panel.
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Somehow this movie was never green-lit.
Mockup of a movie poster for Bowery Boy Huntz Hall by Drew and Josh Alan Friedman
Image of Hall waving us away while standing in the vicinity of a church.
IT'S REAL - IT'S TIMELY!
"CHRIST IS FOR ME BUT…”
Once in a generation a motion picture explodes into grealness!
IT’S HAPPENING TODAY/
Huntz HALL
GOD DO I LOVE AN EGGCREAM!
ASTOUNDING - STUNNING • BIZARRE!
CINEMASCOPE
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Star Wars opening crawl, Felon’s version: Episode IV
IT WAS ALL SO STUPID
Seriously, you would not believe how stupid it was. Every day, unrelentingly, just the dumbest stuff by the absolute worst people.
And what made it worse was was knowing that we'd brought this on ourselves.
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Eradicate
Oliver Kornetzke 
Behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill-fitting suit: the sleaze of a conman, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a Klansman, the sexism of a back-alley creep, the ignorance of a bar-stool drunk, and the greed of a hedge-fund ghoul-all spray-painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a county fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn't but has always been-arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed exalted as ambition, and corruption worshiped like gospel. It is America's shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spite, it doesn't just lose its soul-it shits out this bloated obscenity and calls it a leader.
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The Felon is so weak— in Iran, in America, on airplanes, on stairs and ramps. He's ALWAYS been a coddled toddler, a “short-fingered vulgarian” (Graydon Carter). NBC's Katy Tur explains how he revealed himself. From a 2015 Rally to 2025 Lesson.
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A Huntington City WV City Council meeting for its citizens to comment on Flock camera installations failed to stop them. But this hero pointed the way to a solution. (WP’s claim that ‘Flock unveils changes after Post report on police misuse of its network’ is unenforceable lip service.)
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Meme 
TODAY YOU WOKE UP IN A COUNTRY WHERE:
A FORMER FOX NEWS HOST RUNS OUR MILITARY. (Image of Pete Hegseth)
A FORMER HEROIN ADDICT OVERSEES OUR HEALTH. (Image of RFK Jr)
AND THEY BOTH REPORT TO A CONVICTED FELON. (Image of the Felon)
YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS UP.
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
How you vote can matter, too!
R. Crumb (most people don't know Crumb has a 'B' in it) drawing of a woman sitting in a chair punching herself so hard she sees stars. Beneath it, text reads "A woman voting Republican"
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
...or, sadly, The Economist.
THE LONDON ECONOMIC
Image of elon musk
"If a monkey hoarded more bananas than it could eat, while most of the other monkeys starved, scientists would study that monkey to figure out what the heck was wrong with it. When humans do it, we put them on the cover of Forbes."
meme
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
@harpy.party uses the image itself to comment on how stupid Apartheid Clyde’s only vehicle design is by cutting off its backend, compared to her ‘99 Tacoma TRD pickup where she’s given the frontend plenty of breathing room.
a cyber truck parked beside my 99 Tacoma TRD pickup.  the cyber truck looks Enormous in comparison, all big flat cheap sheet metal panels
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
See also
Book cover: 
Hitler's American Model 
The United States and the Making of Nazi Race Law
By James Q. Whitman
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
10 years apart to the day; no difference. Except in the messenger.
Meme with an image of doughy JD Vance and abusive Felon on the right. The text: THE ATLANTIC JUST REPUBLISHED JD VANCE'S OWN 2016 ESSAY TRASHING TRUMP, ON JULY 4TH OF ALL DAYS. VANCE CALLED TRUMP'S PROMISES "THE NEEDLES IN AMERICA'S COLLECTIVE VEIN" CALLED HIM AN "IDIOT" AND PRIVATELY FEARED HE COULD BE "AMERICA'S HITLER." TEN YEARS LATER TRUMP SITS AT 30 PERCENT APPROVAL, AND WANCE'S OWN WARNING AGED PERFECTLY. HIS OWN WORDS ARE THE RECEIPTS. WE LOVE TO SEE IT.
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
100 years apart to the day; no difference
Split image of 1926 KKK march at the Capitol on the left, 2026 Patriot Front march march at the Capitol on the right
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
He possesses so much more grit and courage than ANYONE in Congress—this 'tough guy' piece of garbage is a prime example.
Markwayne Mullin cowering from Jan 6, 2021 protestors
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Presidents do not give up power obtained by Congress, the courts, or their own normalized actions. He is demolishing the Constitution with the enthusiastic approval of John Roberts' Supreme Court, and MAGA Congress. This is why the Felon must be made an example. This is a proportionate response.
Mussolini/Felon hung At Piazzale Loreto 28 April 1945
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This post, updated from four months ago, is a fresh as if it were written next month. Will justice ever prevail (even if the Democrats regain control)?
Mohamad Safa on twitter:

As someone works in human rights, I’ve never seen anything like the Epstein files in my 15-year career

Raped
Cannibalized
Trafficked
Filmed
Terrorized
Tortured
Murdered
13, 14, 15 year children

Jeffery Epstein has every major politicians and billionaires on video doing something terrible to a child or to multiple people.

THOUSANDS have been arrested for criticising Zionism.

THOUSANDS have been arrested for social media posts.

ZERO have been arrested for raping children.

The bottom line here is the world system has become so corrupt that the time has come I think to clean the crap out of the stables and start over.

I don't understand how we're not having a global revolution right now.

June 4, 2026
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Oliver Kornetzke 
Behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill-fitting suit: the sleaze of a conman, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a Klansman, the sexism of a back-alley creep, the ignorance of a bar-stool drunk, and the greed of a hedge-fund ghoul-all spray-painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a county fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn't but has always been-arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed exalted as ambition, and corruption worshiped like gospel. It is America's shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spite, it doesn't just lose its soul-it shits out this bloated obscenity and calls it a leader.
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Removing the Felon's name looked something like this.
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This is why merely jailing the Felon would not suffice. The proportionate response to his vandalism of everything and crimes, his lack of remorse for anything, is obliteration.
Mussolini/Felon hung At Piazzale Loreto 28 April 1945
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Erased even before it could leave a ghost on the facade. Next up, erasing the malignant narcissist.
Mussolini/Felon hung At Piazzale Loreto 28 April 1945
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
When do the people awaken to seize all his assets and dispense with this malignant tumor?
Mussolini/Apartheid Clyde jumps awkwardly—the only way he knows how—during a campaign event in Butler, PA where the shooting/photo-op that killed someone was possibly staged
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Advert commenting on Apartheid Clyde in Britain.
Text: If vou have a trillion dollars in a world where children are starving, you're not a visionary, you're just a cunt. 
Above an image of Apartheid Clyde in a tuxedo smiling while shrugging.
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Make him watch his erasure daily until he is obliterated. Mussolini/Felon hung At Piazzale Loreto 28 April 1945
Mussolini/Felon hung At Piazzale Loreto 28 April 1945
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The players in Jeffrey Epstein's world knew their roles.
Image of four people with labels over their heads:
Distributor Ghislaine Maxwell, Owner Jeffrey Epstein, Product Melania Knavs, Buyer Felon
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Melania trump was a prostitute for Jeffrey Epstein sold to the Felon when she got too old - receipts via Amanda Ungaro.
Image of Melania with a Twitter post inset: 
Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski
CONFIRMED
Melania Trump was a prostitute for Epstein
Sold to Donald when she got too old
I told you. Now there are receipts
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
@newyorker.com thought 'Andrew Tate’s Empire of Abuse' by Heidi Blake was so important, they removed the paywall. Given how much of the issue it comprises, (William Shawn-length!), this is just the right Barry Blitt cover for the issue. It's stupidly abusive. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
Cover by Barry Blitt depicts Marco Rubio having given JD Vance a black eye in a UFC cage match in front of the White House while the Felon loudly sleeps, Z...Z...Z.
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
The Felon’s restoration of the Statue of Liberty. Hoping to complete it by July 4th, the 250th anniversary.
Split image image with the Statue of Liberty on the left and a geriatric Mar-a-Lago hooker with post plastic surgery slimmed cheeks, Botox lips, breast implants, cosmetic eyebrows, gold-coated crown, lips, eyelashes, earrings, and long nails.
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This is precisly why Apartheid Clyde must hang. If he models a toxic rich person, we must model what happens to ultra-greed.
Mussolini/Apartheid Clyde jumps awkwardly—the only way he knows how—during a campaign event in Butler, PA where the shooting/photo-op that killed someone was possibly staged
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Let's show this felon just how he should be restrained.
Mussolini/Felon hung At Piazzale Loreto 28 April 1945
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
He will sleep much more soundly when he's properly processed and disposed of as bin Laden was.
Mussolini/Felon hung At Piazzale Loreto 28 April 1945
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Apartheid Clyde is engaged in a classic pump and dump strategy to steal as much money as it takes to meet his goal of hitting a meaningless round number. Strip him of all assets and ditch the carcass
Mussolini/Apartheid Clyde jumps awkwardly—the only way he knows how—during a campaign event in Butler, PA where the shooting/photo-op that killed someone was possibly staged
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Seize all assets and dispose of the carcass
Mussolini/Apartheid Clyde jumps awkwardly—the only way he knows how—during a campaign event in Butler, PA where the shooting/photo-op that killed someone was possibly staged.
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Because Scott Pelley's reporting is so important and still of 60 Minutes integrity, here is his statement, answer to Bari Weiss's multiple lies again, this time with alt text With the final paragraph in the next skeet since it exceeded the alt text limit 1/2
Statement of Scott Pelley

I'm saddened to see the transcript of the CBS News morning editorial meeting.

Bari Weiss knows what she said is not true. In the meeting on Tuesday, in which I was effectively fired, there was no effort of any kind to "find a way back," as Weiss said in the editorial meeting. At no point did anyone in the Tuesday meeting suggest that there could be steps taken by either side that would lead to a resolution. Weiss and Tom Cibrowski were openly hostile from the start. "Firing" was raised by Cibrowski in the first 15 seconds. No CBS executive, at any time, suggested "a way back." To say so now is disingenuous. And they know it.

In fact, Weiss, Cibrowski and Nick Bilton refused to answer my questions. I asked Weiss a number of questions about why she fired the entire senior staff of 60 Minutes a few days before and without cause.

"I'm not answering that question," she said.

I asked why she did not come to 60 Minutes' offices to explain her actions.

"I'm not answering that question."

Why did she fire 60 Minutes Executive Producer Tanya Simon?

"I'm not answering that question."

Why fire correspondent Cecilia Vega?

"I'm not answering that question."

Why fire correspondent Sharyn Alfonsi?

"I'm not answering that question."

Throughout the meeting, the CBS executives were abrupt, dismissive and uninterested in dialogue.
Suddenly, and to my surprise, Cibrowski declared, "This conversation is over!"

"Why?" I asked. "I'm happy to answer your questions."

"This conversation is over!" Cibrowski repeated, raising his voice and standing to show me the door.

"I'm happy to keep talking," I added.

No constructive dialogue was allowed by the CBS executives at any point. I was stonewalled for about 10 minutes and then, for no apparent reason, "This conversation is over."
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Unless he is stripped of all assets a banned from ever conducting 'business' anywhere in the world, this comes next, please.
Mussolini/Apartheid Clyde jumps awkwardly—the only way he knows how—during a campaign event in Butler, PA where the shooting/photo-op that killed someone was possibly staged
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Gene Ahern @geneahern.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
For those who have 'issues' with Pride Month, let's ease them into it.
Cartoon of a beautifully dressed prince in a hat with an extra-long bill talking to his royal parents: "Mom, Dad, I'm merry."
by Kaamran Hafeez, 14 December 2015 New Yorker
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