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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
how nurse with wound and david sylvian look racing thru my synapses as we speak
superman racing the flash
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
giraffe
a long necked glass bottle
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
mine albums
my 9 albums

The Age of Adz - Sufjan Stevens
Hounds of Love - Kate Bush
Feels - Animal Collective
songs - Adrianne Lenker
Judee Sill - Judee Sill
Quebec - Ween
Mount Eerie - the Microphones
Helter Stupid - Negativland
Skeletal Lamping - of Montreal
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the next st◇rm show is at PuppyPound in Seattle with @tv-ma.bsky.social, @kjvalium.bsky.social, @paintscratcher.bsky.social, and @chigbarg.bsky.social with @glitchwolfe.studio on visuals!
a pink anthro bat and a dark blue dragon surround the text over a dark purple background

Pawcific Presents

Doors 8pm
$10-15 Suggested

TV-MA
KJ VALIUM
ST<>RM
PAINTSCRATCHER
CHIGBARG
VJ: ZOE WOLFE

October 10th, 2025
PuppyPound
Seattle, WA
Dm for addy
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
a vhs copy of It’s Mystery Charlie Brown still in the shrink wrap

snoopy is dressed like sherlock holmes and woodstock looks on approvingly
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
what is it like inside your head
a bunch of gulls and doggies and bugs all floating around on a usps sticker
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
just a reminder you can buy my entire discography for less than $7
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
you got me man i am in fact a west coasterner
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
creepypasta
ST{}RM 8-28-26.wav
428 MB • Jan 1, 2000 at 3:46 AM
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
they covered me in various goops yesterday
my hair a little bit lightened but not muchmy hair lightened once again, a golden hueseafoam green mermaid hair
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
nothing even comes close imo
Carpenters: The Singles 1969-1973
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Distant Colony Fest 2026 full lineup + schedule!!!!! starring: @anniefish.bsky.social @paintscratcher.bsky.social @thosflowers.bsky.social @postrichbear.bsky.social @fyafy-screamo.bsky.social and the newly added @jelrmusic.bsky.social
a big blue bird perches over a big logo that says Distant Colony Fest 2026. a hummingbird feeds from some flowers sprouting out of the logo.

a big floppy brown dog’s face sits between the DAY I and DAY II headers

DAY I
friday, 8/28

On the Porch:
For You Always For You • 5:30-6:00
Joryhill • 6:10-6:40
Eden Arnold Memorial Orchestra (she’s not dead we just miss her) • 6:50-7:05

In the Basement:
Storm (stylized St◇rm) • 7:20-7:50
This Man & Trees & the Dream Surfers & Flowers • 8:05-8:35
NOAHTHEGHOST • 8:50-9:20
Fly, Tanager! • 9:35-10:05
Paintscratcher • 10:20-10:50

DAY II
saturday, 8/29

In the Basement:
Jender Eternal Light Revue • 6:00-6:30
Andrew Kaffer • 6:45-7:15
Moth Kit • 7:30-8:00
Pure Mothman • 8:15-8:45
Postrich Bear • 9:00-9:30
Annie Fish • 9:45-10:15

*Because nothing in this life is permanent, times are subject to change without notice

a big yellow sphere with the words ALL AGES in red and teal

in the upper right corner a little collage featuring the pocket guide to the DSM-5, a yellow and orange bird shooting at a shadowy figure and declaring “Well—have it yer own way!”, the face of Gabriel García Márquez, a golden retriever, a man and woman in a car with the word “SPECIALS” spelled out in a cloud of exhaust, and a gas station screen surround a bit of paper that reads “$10-15 suggested donation”

in the upper left corner is the logo for Distant Colony Records

the background is a black and white painting of a bunch of fish swimming up a tree
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
just announced: Distant Colony Fest 2026 8/28 + 8/29 @ My Vinyl Underground in beautiful Portland, Oregon our fourth year putting on this event, it’s gonna be a blast 🦜💥
a painting of an orange, teal and red flower over which is a cutout picture of a dog, a small yellow and red bird which speaks the following in a speech bubble:

Andrew Kaffer • Annie Fish • For You, Always For You • Fly, Tanager! • Joryhill • Moth Kit • NOAHTHEGHOST • Paintscratcher • Postrich Bear • Pure Mothman • Research Vessel • st◇rm • This Man & Trees & The Dream Surfers & Flowers

small scraps of paper around the page say the following:

+ special guests?

8/28 (4pm) + 8/29 (5:30pm)
@ My Vinyl Underground
(1401 SE Division St
Portland, OR 97202)

$10-15 suggested donation

a large indigo and white bird perches over a large colorful logo which reads

Distant Colony Fest 2026
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
seems about right
SOUL VIRTUES EXTRACTION
(purple heart)
PERSERVERANCE
PURPLE SOIL
Despite the odds being stacked against me, I still moved forward.

PERSERVERANCE 67%
KINDNESS 59%
DETERMINATION 41%
INTEGRITY 40%
BRAVERY 39%
PATIENCE 28%
JUSTICE 23%

undertale.jadenthejaded.uk
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
those nice boys who make the good, rockin tunes
the mountain goats at easy street records in west seattle
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
vore day show this saturday at Woodland Theater with late-90s underground indie pop legends Kissing Book, Ethan Jones from Model Shop and yours truly. i’d love to see ya there!
SATURDAY AUG 8

KISSING BOOK

ETHAN JONES (MODEL SHOP)

PURE MOTHMAN

WOODLAND THEATER
608 NW 65th St. 

$10
ALL AGES
7pm
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
walking to my apartment when everyone else’s AC units are blasting hot air out their windows
tara from sex house: I honestly didn’t know air could get that hot.
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
tomato sandwich with kewpie on one side and toum on the other
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
why would they make him look like that
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The Beyond (1981) 3.5/5 stars

Miami Vice (2006) 4/5 stars

Little Miss Sunshine (2006) 5/5 stars

Titanic: The Legend Goes On… (2000) 0.5/5 stars
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The Beyond (1981) 3.5/5 stars

Miami Vice (2006) 4/5 stars

Little Miss Sunshine (2006) 5/5 stars

Titanic: The Legend Goes On… (2000) 0.5/5 stars
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
bad news for the january beat down brigade….
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
holy shit they wrote an onion article about me
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
a chalk drawing jax on a sidewalk
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
#makeaterriblecomicday
a comic hastily scribbled onto a torn up envelope atop a box of scooby doo graham crackers

Title: At a party…

Panel 1:
t1db1t (electric ghost dog) says to itself “I should be using my electric powers more…”
a stick figure in the background holds a beer.

Panel 2:
ZZZZAPP!!! t1db1t shocks the ever loving fuck out of the stick figure for no reason and the stick figure says “AAAAA”

Panel 3:
a gull standing next to the very dead stick figure, still holding a beer, raises her wings in frustration “Why the fuck did you do that!?”

Panel 4:
t1db1t replies “I 4got it was an option…” with a pouty look on its face
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
he was my dylan
a four by four showcase of jonathan coulton’s thing-a-week albums one through four
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
folks i would not recommend getting too attached to this particular monopoly board
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
actually who am i kidding this is the best crawfishcomic. it speaks 2 me on the spirital level of an ingmar bergman flick
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
june 13 2026 Sundog (@beatnikbat.bsky.social) Eden Arnold (portlandian/argentinian legend/motivational speaker) and st◇rm (yours truly in a sound collagiate mode) bring you an evening of performance unlike any other in Seattle’s Woodland Park at 5 pm for FREE
vintage image of two fae women staring bewilderingly at two grasshoppers, one playing fiddle and one some type of noisemaker

text:

ONE NIGHT ONLY

Sundog • Eden Arnold • st◇rm

5pm, no cover

Saturday June 13th @ Woodland Park
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
pure poetry
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
important music journalism is happening
a chart comparing the career trajectory of Steely Dan and of Montreal

Can’t Buy a Thrill :: Cherry Peel
a great first record, distinct in sound from the subsequent discography. constitutes some people’s entire perspective on the project

Countdown to Ecstacy :: The Gay Parade
next steps are being taken, new sounds are explored, charming if somewhat unpolished

Pretzel Logic :: Coquelicot Asleep in the Poppies: A Variety of Whimsical Verse
somehow underrated entry with great singles and fun instrumental detours, capstone of the project’s first era

Katy Lied :: Satanic Panic in the Attic
draws the blueprint for the project’s transformation, undeniably strong lyricism though shaky sonically in places

The Royal Scam :: The Sunlandic Twins
true brilliance emerging, pop perfection with a killer tracklist, banger after banger

Aja :: Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer?
genre transformation is complete, reaching apotheosis. an unimpeachable masterpiece

Gaucho :: Skeletal Lamping
refusing to rest on their laurels, the project explores new sounds and structures and reaches new heights. somewhat controversial but still beloved
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
impeccable last 4 on letterboxd
Everything Is Terrible! The Movie
4 stars

Xanadu
2.5 stars

It’s the Pied Piper, Charlie Brown
1 star

The Last Temptation of Christ
4.5 stars
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
in my dream last night there was some type of event at a community college where film producers would come and screen their work and talk about it but THIS is what was being screened. i had to miss it because of frustrating dream reasons but my god can you imagine?
box art for It’s The Pied Piper, Charlie Brown
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
[trying to get americans to watch opera] ok, imagine a city brought to ruin by hamburgers
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
that yuri bunlith animation got me thinkin abt indie rock smoke dungeon man you just had to be there
text over a pumpkin pie:

THE INDIE ROCK SMOKE DUNGEON PRESENTS

Jessie McCormick
Sloan From Broadsword
The Blue Iris
Pure Mothman
RVR

dm 4 server link

Saturday 11/28 8 PM EST/5 PST/6 MST/7 Ctext over two guys riding horses

THE INDIE ROCK SMOKE DUNGEON PRESENTS

4/3/21

RVR
Pure Mothman
Vi Viana
See Ya, Cicada

8pm EDT/7 C/5 PDT
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
love this used copy cuz there’s this guy waiting for me on the back page, excited to see when they start tossing the ol’ pigskin around
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
maybe this guy isn’t such a albert camus the stranger after all
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
the face of a woman locked all the way in 📸: @jelrmusic.bsky.social
me behind the fender rhodes with a laptop running FL studio atop an audio interface
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
the guts of a fender rhodes and a grand piano in a living rooma fender rhodes with two microphones directed at itsticker inside of fender rhodes

……SOAK….TEST….OK……….a selfie in the back mirror of a cabinet. on the glass shelf inside the cabinet are a black wright brothers style model plane and a swan made of felt piano parts
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
dominos in japan has created a pizza
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Teenager Post#11643
When people say “yOU’RE looking kinda ROUGH, Cowboy ! ! you’ve got to RELAX man. man, YOU’VE got to RELAX. you’ve GOT to RELAX MAN. MAN YOU HAVE GOT TO RELAX.” just because you,re being quiet :(tracy ullman era bart looking at his flat head in the mirrorAnthony Btown & group therAPy
Everyday Jesus

a bald man wearing a suit with his fingertips clasped. overlaid on his suit is a tree in the various stages of the four seasons, with a flowery fruitiger aero style decoration with butterflies on his left arm.screenshot of the letterboxd image for Philip Haldiman, best known for playing Denny in The Room
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
i made stuffed mushrooms & a sausage tomato and asparagus frittata for a belated mother’s day brunch
three mushrooms on a plate with a slice of frittata
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
watching a chuck norris dog movie
a kid looking disapprovingly at a dog with a straw hat and sunglassesa dog in a leather hat and sunglasses with a leather vesta dog in a pink shirt with an eyepatch and wearing a bandanaa dog in a beret with skulls, sunglasses and a black t shirt
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
ok i know the trend has passed and i did in fact think too much about it but here are my top 25 songs ever
Sufjan Stevens - I Want to Be Well
Steely Dan - Glamour Profession
Exuma - The Vision
Animal Collective - Turn Into Something
Judee Sill - The Living End
Prince and the Revolution - I Would Die 4 U
Adrienne Lenker - dragon eyes
Kate Bush - Love and Anger
Björk - Anchor Song
Pet Shop Boys - Being Boring (Extended Mix)
Toots & the Maytals - Sailin’ On
of Montreal - Nickee Coco and the Invisible Tree
Ween - Kim Smoltz
David Bowie - Time
Fishmans - Yoru No Omoi
The KLF - 3AM Eternal
Yellowman - Nobody Move Nobody Get Hurt
Nick Drake - From the Morning
the Mountain Goats - Evening in Stalingrad
Sixpence None the Richer - Kiss Me
Hugh Mundell - Africa Must Be Free By 1983
The Microphones - IV. Mount Eerie
Elton John - Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters
Prefab Sprout - Cue Fanfare
KGatLW - Fishing for Fishies
Alex G - Bobby
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
where were you when divine hammer played walking in the rhythm with a skee mask track? @1234567.bsky.social @paintscratcher.bsky.social @verymagical.bsky.social @impactraves.org
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
this part makes me cry
What counts is that the right sort of thinking be taught, a kind of thinking that investigates the transitory and changeable aspect of all things processes. Rules have an intense dislike for significant changes. They would like to see everything remain the same—for a thousand years, if possible. They would love it if the sun and moon stood still Then no one would grow hungry any more, no one would want his supper. When the rulers have fire a shot, they do do not want the enemy to be able to shoot; theirs must be the last shot. A way of thinking that stresses change is a good way to encourage the oppressed.

Another idea with which the victors can be confronted is that in everything and in every condition, a contradiction appears and grows. Such a view (that of dialectics, of the doctrine that all things flow and change) can be inculcated in realms that for a time escape the notice of the rulers. It can be employed in biology or chemistry, for example. But it can also be indicated by describing the fate of a family, and here too it need not arouse too much attention. The dependence of everything upon many factors which are constantly changing is a dangerous idea to dictators, and this idea can appear in many guises without giving the police anything to put their finger on. A complete description of all the processes and circumstances encountered by a man who opens a tobacco shop can strike a blow against dictatorship. Anyone who reflects upon this will soon see why. Governments which lead the masses into misery must guard against the masses’ thinking about the government while they are miserable. Such governments talk a great deal about Fate. It is Fate, not they, to blame for all distress. Anyone who investigates the cause of the distress is arrested before he hits on the fact that the government is to blame. But it is possible to offer a general opposition to all this nonsense about Fate; it can be shown that Man’s Fate is made by men.
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la janu-scare! @gendertoads.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
more t1db1t doodles for your noodle
cartoon doggy in a purple sweater with a butterfly on it, her paw raised as if to explain something importantcartoon doggy taking a drag off a cigarette then saying “gee, maybe it does look just as stupid when i do it”
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