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@geewhizard.bsky.social
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bizzard (business wizard) and oneironaus head honcho of the great electric council can control shawty u can’t control, shawty gutter princess, unkillable, baby alligator escalator engineer, homunculus architect, back on my bullshit rock opera maxxing

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Waow this the first day I have woken up w a full battery in several weeks I feel like a new woman
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
one must imagine sisyphus happy
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Vending machine gave me two peanits eminems And i have a frilly outfit yippee
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
nitey nite
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we eatin good tonight fellas
Feast box
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
leppid pimnt bekeeny
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
withon
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ashwaganda my best friend Tortellini soup my other best friend
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me also
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
duck duck go how to get sponsors withon three weeks of your event lmao
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
trying to use the sesh portion as a fundraiser for a Vietnamese dancer kidnapped by ICE on the 25th wish me luck
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sesh is p much locked just gotta find some teachies to round ‘er out trying to get some butoh and some cyber ™ yoga ™ and maybe some tutting or animation or robottttt
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Was going to bed but got inspired to hit up a few movement and dance coaches for the dance day i am planning at lucky cat lmfao oops day of workshops culminating in 4 hour open style sesh oops
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In other news my cintiq’s power cord exploded this week literally My car is also apparently impounded, tomorrow i must go prove to the city of la that i am too broke for this shit to get fees waived
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everything went better than expected, X did show up, they were very respectful and chill thank goodness
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thanks meeee toooo
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
my biggest ex of dread and fear seems to be en route to la to go to the gallery open house tomorrow either i take 100000 pts psychic damage or everything goes better than expected rallying the troops to do a circle of protection around me ugh
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We have Giek, an artist from the Netherlands, coming for a mini residency during the Dark Show My first time putting an international artist on our roster, incredibly stoked
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jfc
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i have also never read homestuck
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
eepy
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
not to be like my man my man my man but damn y’all i am one lucky lil bitch got me a dang unicorn wot da hell
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
which way western they
titties, basketball, or ipad?
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mhm
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we did it lads it was so cool i am so tired
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We do tomorrow Pull up pls
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dark show w updated roster
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
fave score
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whoa mama
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My new slide on stripper shoe also fell off while i was spinning on the pole so i caught it and did the classic shoe-as-telephone gag nobody here deserve me, i walked out the club w $100 tonight woooo
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have the advantage bc i can draw but imagine ur in vip w a dancer and u agree to pictionary and she chooses the word bukakke hell i’ll use the whole fifteen minutes bc i bet many of these boy aint gonna remember the word it’s on the tip of o tongue, stan, just like the pp i drew in this lady’s
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i am bringing shenanigans to club I also need a lil whiteboard so i can coerce customers into playing strip hangman and pictionary in vip
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If u r a dick i put a label that says “broke :(“ pay me $5 i make a label for u whatever word u want Pay me $20 u get to make a label and stick it on me booty
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Had a thumb war w a dude onstage during last set of night Have new strategy to bring a label maker to the club and start secretly sticking labels on customers too
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
treasure trove of delectable feastins
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
baby, she oozin’, ever-warrin‘
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A girl can dream
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
joke is on you i am already a massive douche, but if i become the bigger person enough times mayhaps i shall be a supersoaker
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
growth strategy: being a big asshole and then learning growing and admitting it and then waiting a lil and being a bigger asshole (on account of all the growth) and then learning and growing even huger rinse repeat until i am a massive douche
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
update also, upon reflection i was the asshole but i grew ok
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
jokerfication but i am slowly turning into elvis presley
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ps i can’t go into it and won’t go into it but y‘all if u knew the amount of crises i have had to field coinciding with install week that i have not been the epicenter of u would go “whoa mama”
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
glad it slow tbh i have zeeeero energy
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Work slow but at least i can get a head start on seeing who among da artists has neglected to send me they ding dang label info lmao
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Am I the Adzhole
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🤍🤍
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Dustrial @dustrial.net · 24/09/2026
One of the birbs appears! 🖤🖤
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
luv u u 2 hot cool n funny for skool 🫡🫡
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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
good night internet
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