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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 11h

my biggest ex of dread and fear seems to be en route to la to go to the gallery open house tomorrow either i take 100000 pts psychic damage or everything goes better than expected rallying the troops to do a circle of protection around me ugh

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

We have Giek, an artist from the Netherlands, coming for a mini residency during the Dark Show My first time putting an international artist on our roster, incredibly stoked

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

not to be like my man my man my man but damn y’all i am one lucky lil bitch got me a dang unicorn wot da hell

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‮ེ[01;31m‭ threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

which way western they

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

we did it lads it was so cool i am so tired

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‮ེ[01;31m‭ threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

come to the 105 in the next two hours if you need an ass kicking

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My new slide on stripper shoe also fell off while i was spinning on the pole so i caught it and did the classic shoe-as-telephone gag nobody here deserve me, i walked out the club w $100 tonight woooo

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i am bringing shenanigans to club I also need a lil whiteboard so i can coerce customers into playing strip hangman and pictionary in vip

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Had a thumb war w a dude onstage during last set of night Have new strategy to bring a label maker to the club and start secretly sticking labels on customers too

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

growth strategy: being a big asshole and then learning growing and admitting it and then waiting a lil and being a bigger asshole (on account of all the growth) and then learning and growing even huger rinse repeat until i am a massive douche

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

update also, upon reflection i was the asshole but i grew ok

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

ps i can’t go into it and won’t go into it but y‘all if u knew the amount of crises i have had to field coinciding with install week that i have not been the epicenter of u would go “whoa mama”

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Work slow but at least i can get a head start on seeing who among da artists has neglected to send me they ding dang label info lmao

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Am I the Adzhole

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Dustrial @dustrial.net · 24/09/2026

One of the birbs appears! 🖤🖤

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I am alsi a bitch irl but everything i do is couched ultimqteky on the lotus shaped seat of compassion and liberation for all sentient beings as nany as tgere are without exveption so it’s not a problem acthalky Did i mention u cant see the typos when it’s real mouth words?

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hard to believe but i am hot and cool and funny irl too just lije online except u cant see my typos irl bc verbal speech is invisible to the najed eye

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Carcinization but i turn into: Cartoon Character invader zim created by jhonen vasquez copyright trademark nickelodeon viacom etc et al

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Jokerfication but i’m slowly turning into incader zim

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

gonna have a dope drag showcase at the art function sat i am hypeeeee

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I was drawing him then he plopped on me book

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

im in an independent movie and da trailer is out a a a a a

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Anywhere you see the word creation, I meant curation - voice to text does not like that word

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I get why gatekeepers in certain processes can be so very exacting now about requirements that seem arbitrary It’s the green M&Ms on the rider When you’re dealing with a production with a lot of moving parts, failures to cooperate and follow instructions on the part of participants

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

We have also figured out that the easiest way to adjust my attitude is for him to scoop me up and carry me around LMAO It’s really hard to be mad at life when a sweetie pie is literally sweeping you off your feet

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Ok done bein a baby My boo snuggled me so much and talked to me so nice and reassured me real good Only man who has ever actually been able to fix a bad mood

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Migraine finally gone Am hour late to work Want to cry

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

gotta cry it all out so i can be happy n sexy to men at my job so i don’t starve lol

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Sippy Hates It Here @sippycuppsycho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

S’why i like the sphinx, she’s too powerful n smart perceptive impenetrable to love more than her certainty and gravity allows

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Oops it’s a listen to crisis crew and miss people real hard day

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Make fuck you money so that I can go off grid and sculpt as many sphinxes as I want forever and ever amen I lust after that I want that wish come true thank you universe

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I would definitely rather feel like crying over a bag though then crying over somebody But the feeling like crying is probably more a combination of doing a lion’s share of work for nothing but the fuck of it and the culture TM while my car is still God knows where and my bank account is meager

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

nyu langone is where i served my first sentence of involuntary psychiatric care self advocacy was nigh impossible, the nurses were fucking idiots who made sport of toying with vulnerable patients

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Anyway the money ain’t in my phone ttyl

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Nobody fw roxanne tn My swag too intelligent my life too interesting i keep breaking the fantasy and everybody here sees me as a multidimensional human instead of a piece of ass therefore nobody is buying a vip

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

pov you are in the center console and you are about 2 inches tall while I drive to work tonight and lose my mind… It sounds like I am running over a body at one point, but it was just my phone bumping around I promise This is the real me the me I am when nobody is watching tragic, isn’t it?

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Desperately want to work on my sphinx but I had to be in logistics hell instead all day and now I am going to ask shaking hell please wish me to make 1 million Bajillion dollars tonight

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s happening Round 2 of The Dark Show

Flyer for The Dark Show 2026 at Lucky Cat Gallery DTLA

Sat Sept 26th 6-11pm at 620 S Main

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bargain bin bernini @geewhizard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

tbh it's kind of funny that my artistic obsession has become sphinxes didn't have that one on me bingo card

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