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Geert Broekmann

@geertzilla.bsky.social
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Creative tech, gamedev, and resident box maker @ Hanze University. Voice/narrative/writey/audio boy also. He/him

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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
You could try to pull a Gandalf
Gandalf: "No, you would not part an old man from his walking stick?"
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I mean...
Tom's hardware article, headline: "Artemis II astronaut finds two Outlook instances running on computers, calls on Houston to fix Microsoft anomaly — puzzled caller describes ‘two Outlooks, and neither one of those are working’"
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"... oh that wasn't the end of my turn."
A picture of Columbo, just as he was about to leave, turning around to ask "just one more thing"
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
@jon.inkle.co let's gooooo
Me holding the newly released Game Narrative Kaleidoscope, collated by Jon Ingold
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
“Friends” is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
Transformers 1984
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Making new slides for an upcoming class on features and iteration, and was inspired by @enikofox.com I hope it's not too reductionist, but based on prior experience this will come up in class 🤣
"I made a new friend" meme but with the text "I made a new feature for Super Mario" "New, or furry with super powers again?" "Furry with super powers again."
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My sphere of influence very much "holiday destinations I can reasonably drive to within a day" 😅
The tenpages map of US places I've visited, showing absolutely blank. The tenpages map of European places I've visited, showing that I've only lived in the Netherlands, stayed in most of the countries bordering it, but never more than three crossed borders away from home
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc in Knives Out, saying "compels me though"
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Wiggles shoulders knowingly. Bonus fact; pretty much the entirety of the three hours I've listened to this song took place in a span of two weeks. It is annoyingly catchy though...
YouTube music annual recap screenshot showing Kpop Demon Hunters soundtrack's Soda Pop. Text on screen reads "top 0.7% of listeners" and "you listened for 178 minutes"
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
These are the only kind of pictures I take with my phone these days - apart from the obligatory cat pictures, of course. Both kinds go to the same recipient (gf) for the same reason (autism)
Forest path covered in leavesStriking orange sunrise with streaky clouds and lens flareAbsolute banger of a sunrise, bright sliver of sun casting a dark orange tint over the landscapeSun setting behind the clouds, creating very trans affirming vista (lots of pink and light blue hues in the sky)
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Again - I would pay @cazwis.bsky.social good money just to get the cover. Let alone the other art. Let alone alone the great articles. If you're not on the #apwot train yet, get out there and fund the edition 6 Kickstarter
Cover of the fifth edition of A Profound Waste of Time (video game inspired magazine), with shiny, shiny reflections.
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Tag yourself I'm Professor Hopscotch in the middle there
Zoomed-in background still of the original video, showing a bunch of weird people, leaning at a weird angle, one of whom is balancing on one leg
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Me: "well technically my income is now above the median, so does that mean I'm middle class now?" Also me: "Hoy Maeri Po'bins, d'ya need yeh chimmeny sweeped?"
My food choice test chart, showing 85% lower class, and then numbers going down pretty uniformly per class: around 78%lower middle, 70%middle, 55%upper middle, and 33%upper class
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Introverts vs extroverts at the end of a long day of social. Great day though 😆
A photo collage made during our emd-of-year student festival, picturing me and my assistant, standing motionless for a series of photos, in the style of Grant Wood's American Gothic (the farmer couple with the expressionless faces), while our extroverted colleague dances around us
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Helmut Marko is all of us #f1
The old 'Wolverine looking longingly at a picture' meme, but it's Red Bull Formula 1 boss Helmut Marko looking at recently retired driver Daniel Ricciardo
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
He is resin.
A few 3d-printed resin warcraft minis on a table.
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
"Always has been"-meme, with the text:
-neurodivergent behavior
-"wait, it's the spoon?"
-"always has been"
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Doing my best to inject some self-awareness
Screenshot of the heritage foundation's survey, saying "thank you for completing our survey, which is evil."
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Jack Whitehall, preparing for the #F1 event: "Let's get Verstappen to say something on camera." FIA: "Not in a million years. We don't want profanity on screen, find someone else for your silly little funny bits." Jack Whitehall: 🙂‍↕️
Gordon Ramsay, being interviewed at the F1 75 event.
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
M: Bond, we're setting you on a veritable suicide mission. Possibly more than one, depending the outcome... we're trying to settle something. 007: Alright, what's the job. M: I believe I was quite clear.
Movie poster for "you only live twice"
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Good old "you guys are getting paid?" meme, but it says "you guys are adults?"
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
That's a pretty familiar looking font... Is that what jag are going for?
The logo of smart cars, with remarkably similar font to the new jaguar logo
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
😝
Picture of famed game designer (and overscoper) Peter Molyneux, with the text "I have heard and understand your concerns regarding scope, but have you thought about a morality system?"
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
I'm number #410,201. Early enough to be respectable - not too early to seem overly eager.
My Bluesky number (a card that pops up if you restart the app) celebrating the first ten million users. My number is 410,201.
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
Proudly presenting Pigeon (blue collar) and Pony. The latter is the cheeky scamp that's smart enough to get places she's not allowed to be, the former is an absolute dummy who gets confused by vertical movement somehow.
Black cat Pigeon, undoubtedly pooped after a long day of running around, fast asleep on a fuzzy blanket, his lil tongue blepping ever so slightly.Me, chilling on the couch with my feet up while our two black cats, named Pony and Pigeon, stare handsomely into the camera
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 10/11/2023
Epic handshake meme, portraying the ingredients for the best filthpost: equal measures of HR talk-level simpage, and plausible deniability.
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
Elton Busk waking up each morning:
The 'I am going to create an environment that is so toxic' meme, with the caption 'I am going to create an environment that is so toxic'
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 28/10/2023
Watch them skip a steep and go straight to ancient Gaule esthetics
Obelix, our model is wearing blue and white striped trousers that cover the lower 3 quarters of the body, revealing his strong, caring shoulders and accentuating his bursting pecs while leaving his gentle dignity intact.
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
Classic Maybelline ad, with the age old tagline: maybe she's born with it... maybe it's years of training.
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Geert Broekmann @geertzilla.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
I would like to add the option of working with microcontrollers like the Makey Makey or the Micro:Bit! It's the first taster we give (potential) students, and both have very easily understandable, tutorialized coding frameworks. Plus you get to work with tangible, multisensory inputs and outputs.
A screenshot of a Makey Makey project, coded in Scratch.A screenshot of a micro:bit project, coded in MakeCode.
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