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Melanie Bolen

@geekyfit.bsky.social
230 followers 245 following 541 posts

🏋️‍♀️Personal Trainer 🏃‍♀️Functional Fitness Specialist 🧘🏼‍♀️Yoga Instructor 🎮 Geek/Nerd 🎶 Music Lover ♊️

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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trying not to catastrophize over the fact that my mom hasn’t posted on FB for 6 days… I mean, my parents rarely call me, so not hearing from them that way isn’t weird… but she usually is on FB lots. I hope she isn’t in the hospital again w/o them telling me 🥺
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Notice of price increase,” “notice of price increase,” “notice of price increase.” Can we not just get a f***in break? This economy is out of control in the USA and it feels like we are in the verge of collapse.
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A lot of times I see people 💩on shows or movies I’m watching… but the thing is, if I’m invested in the characters, I don’t care. I wanna see it. I wanna see it all. I don’t care if you don’t like it. I love it.
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Brb… got emotionally wrecked by the newest Ted Lasso episode this morning…
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Get ‘em all in there. Musk, Bannon, Portnoy, Clavicular, Goldfinger, Thanos, Grand Mof Tarkin, Jafar from Aladdin, Andrew Tate’s brother, the bat that started Covid. They can all run Paramount. www.semafor.com/article/09/2...
semafor.com
Exclusive: Paramount weighs tapping Musk for equity investment
A cash injection from SpaceX billionaire Elon Musk could reduce investor Larry Ellison’s financial burden and bolster the deal’s investor base.
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who’s got a fiver burning a hole in their pocket? We’ve got a few smalls, mediums, 2XL, and 4XLs “Skilling It” tees left- and they’re only $5! #chicago
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 24/09/2026
Stop inventing shit the humans in Wall-E use
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Things to remind myself of with my anxiety: 1 - I am not required to explain my intention if something I said was taken the wrong way. Let it go, because… 2- People have freedom to react as they choose in the moment, and it’s not my job to police that by trying to explain myself.
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The comedy category is a tough one, because they are all SO GOOD (well, except I haven’t seen The Bear, and I probably won’t watch The Bear, heh… I have my reasons. No shade on anyone who does)!
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That Emmy’s “In Memoriam” felt like someone stabbed me and twisted hard. Ugh. That was a tough one.
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Michael J Fox is makin’ me cry… it’s weird combo of happy/sad tears.
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m sure how much more rejection I can take… I don’t know what I did in my life to reach this point. I did everything right. Top performer in high school, college degree with honors, scholarships, regularly employed for decades… now? Crickets…
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 07/09/2026
hello my baby hello my honey hello darkness my old friend
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It feels amazing to be able to open my windows again and not die of heatstroke in doing so!
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
What in the absolute F***!?
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Midnight Ross💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Anyways #TGIF
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Why is everyone on Nextdoor insane?
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I enjoy puppetry… have mad respect for it… but… I don’t think “puppet episodes” are a necessary trope on tv shows… and I tend to find them annoying when used that way.
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Thanks to “Scariest Houses in America”, I now know what a “disappointment room” is. I mean, I guess I already knew rooms like that existed, thanks to classic novels, but I didn’t know they had a name or that old houses apparently all just had them standard.
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Kaveh Taherian - NYCC - H26 @kavehtaherian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hell yeah I’m into AI Arresting Individuals who steal from artists
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I just discovered my dog peed on one of my art portfolio books 🤦🏼‍♀️ At least the plastic sleeves did their job and protected the artwork… but… seriously, dude?
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I finally finished Obsession and it was honestly the most horrific horror film I’ve seen in a long time. “Horrific” not meaning “bad,” but “horrific” meaning that it was terrifying, uncomfortable, nauseating… and I think it hit all the notes that it intended too. But… *shutters*
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Step one: You pick up a $5 light-up makeup mirror. The box says it takes 3 AAA batteries. Step two: Buy AAA batteries. Step three: Open mirror and go to put batteries in. It, in fact, takes 4 AA batteries. Step four: Sigh *facepalm*
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
All it takes is an Ai generated flyer to get me to NOT buy tickets to your event… even if it’s one I would’ve otherwise done so for.
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
X-Men art show pop-up at Moby’s coffee in NoHo for two weeks. Lots of fun art throughout and special events and special menu. Check it! I will be returning.
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Midnight Ross💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Good night Bluesky
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I just saw a Raising Cane’s ad that was all Ai featuring Ai Chuck Norris. Excuse me whilst I go vomit until I can’t vomit anymore.
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Stoked that we are now in underpant soup and humidititties season 🫠
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Conventions are weird… we pay money to be advertised to. Some people line up overnight and sleep on the ground to be advertised to. Yet, on apps, we pay money NOT to be advertised to. But, the apps don’t come with all the swag 😛
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Office Space Status: Little Girl Tired
ALT: Office Space Status: Little Girl Tired
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Every year I see videos of the crowds at Anime Expo… and every year I think to myself - no way in hell!
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I've said this before but if a library went and dedicated an area to just renting movies, and remodeled the entire area to look like an old blockbuster, and used old movie racks, and sold snacks as well, they'd make such a fucking killing. it'd catch on like a wildfire
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Her August queue is open with four spots! Highly recommend! I have three pet portraits from her and adore them 💕
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Cameron Rice @thecameronrice.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Had this concept and knew I wanted to do it with @nicolerieko.bsky.social I wanted to have a conversation about beauty standards, and things of that nature, but I didn’t wanna put my words on it. I want her to put hers.
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Ceiling decoration becomes flower crown…
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It appears myself and beet juice are no longer friends. I hate finding out the hard way.
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Nerdist @nerdist.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The Rolling Stones and Marvel have assembled a special collection.
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The Rolling Stones Release Marvel Comics Vinyl Covers for New Album
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
It’s bogus that earned rewards points at businesses expire. Like, I get if maybe over a year goes by… but anything less? I earned those points, so give me a chance to build up enough to even qualify for a damn reward before you take them away from me.
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I really wish my dog wasn’t convinced that his butt spits out tasty treats for him to eat.
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Apparently this has become a place where I just leave commentary on media/art I’m currently consuming.
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I’m glad that Good Omens got to finish… even if we only got one extended episode (a movie, more or less)… and the ending made me feel. I like stories that make me feel.
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Spider-Noir is beautifully shot. Two big thumbs up to the artistic team on that one. It was a feast for the eyes!
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Is it really a true movie going experience if you don’t find popcorn in your bra hours later?
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Dang, Will Trent did not pull any punches this season.
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
My boyfriend picked the movie Send Help to watch the other night and, y’all, I think I hated that movie 😂 Omg, it was so hard to watch.
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Being a middle aged adult… it’s just one f***ing thing after another. It’s hard. I’m overwhelmed. Every time I feel like I catch a breath, something else is waiting in the wings to take that breath away again.
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
So, is anyone working on a national “do not text” registry to stop getting so many dang spam texts????
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Melanie Bolen @geekyfit.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I slipped on a wet spot on the gym floor today. I didn’t fall, but my right ankle worked overtime to prevent that… it is now sore. Looking forward to where else I may feel some stress pain from that slip in the next 24-48 hours 🫣
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Nancy Levine Stearns @nancylevinestearns.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
“'If we can repeal Roe v. Wade, then I think we can overturn the 19th Amendment,' said Dale Partridge, pastor at King’s Way Church in Prescott, Ariz." The 19th Amendment was ratified in 1920, giving women the right to vote. baptistnews.com/article/yes-...
baptistnews.com
Yes, there is a movement to take away women’s right to vote – Baptist News Global
A century after the U.S. passed the 19th Amendment, Dale Partridge and other pastors say that was a mistake and are calling for its repeal.
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