Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 01/08/2026How does Randy and his fellow assbags put up with all this disrespect? Do they self-medicate? 010
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 30/07/2026My default response to anyone who bleats “FaUcI iS rEsPoNsIbLe FoR tHoUsAnDs Of DeAtHs!” is: “If that’s true, then too bad you weren’t one of them.” I said what I said. 😐 000
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 20/07/2026In those last two panels I imagined the pulsing hum and piercing shriek of the Martian Heat Ray from 1953… 150
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 18/07/2026m.youtube.com/watch?v=hsZq...m.youtube.comTomita Planets - Mars, The Bringer of WarYouTube video by N3dnarb 140
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 12/07/2026As I said on Another Platform: “That’s our Flash, always ultimately bringing out the best in people. Even if sometimes he has to drag it out kicking and screaming… 😏” 250
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 12/07/2026How long before we start getting conspiracy theories that the Ukrainians or the Iranians got him…? 100
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 25/06/2026This is why I don’t use terms like racist, Islamaphobe, homophobe, misogynist, etc; I just call such people assholes and shitbags. Those terms have greater adhesive properties. 000
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I have no doubt that the shitbags will claim that black lung is a hoax spread by “anti-coal radicals.” 120
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The Syphilitic Shitbag has been jonesing to throw a nuke since his first term: “What’s the point of having nuclear weapons if you don’t use them?” 010
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 16/05/2026People who treat others with kindness and advocate same scare conservatives absolutely to death; they fear being treated the way they treat others. 020
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I have been thoroughly enjoying this story arc; top-notch world-building showing why Mongo is the way it is. Did Alex Raymond himself ever go this route? 030
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 27/04/2026What’s the point of this stupid ballroom the Syphilitic Shitbag is always going on about? Utterly corrupt money-grubbing grifting shitbags gotta have *somewhere* to dance and schmooze, I guess. 🤷🏻♂️ 000
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 26/04/2026So, another staged plea for sympathy. Or something. 000
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I’m certainly not dismissing it; if dumbass *me* can think of it it’s a sure bet that they have. 010
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 05/04/2026I expect that such a staged incident would be blamed on antifa “terrorists” working in cahoots with Iranian agents to justify mass arrests and charges of treason. They’ve been compiling lists for months now. 0120
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 02/04/2026:: raises a shaky hand :: 😬 I’ve been concerned for most of my life now that I wouldn’t live to see us (i.e. humanity) get it back in gear. 000
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 27/03/2026My question now is: what’s the *Witch Queen’s* game? What does *she* get out of this alliance? Based on her past behavior, I surmise that she’d just as soon shank Ming as look at him. (I said *shank*, you philistines, now stop that snickering. 😠) 000
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Rocky looks a bit like a Hiver from TRAVELLER. 😃 010
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 04/03/2026My brain can’t decide whether to read Ming’s dialogue in Alan Oppenheimer’s or Max von Sydow’s voice. In my defense, I *did* watch the cartoon show first. 050
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Is a Russian team even at the Olympics? 🤷🏻♂️ 020
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 16/02/2026So, Spam Blondi is firing off subpoenas to tech companies in an attempt to get them to hand over dissenters. In response, a lot of those dissenters are waving and saying “Hi!” 👋😃 What is unsaid but implied is, “Come and arrest me, if you dare.” 🖕 One wonders if Spam Blondi will take the bait… 😈 010
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I’ve watched FLASH GORDON (Flash! Ah-ahhhh!) *at least* eight times, likely more than that. 010
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 31/01/2026So, journalist Don Lemon has just been released from Federal custody. I was fully expecting him to have an “accident” or maybe a “heart attack” but it looks like the fash are still too chickenshit for that. 010
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 18/01/2026All they do is blow hot air at people with significant name recognition. They aren’t actually going after them. They’re trying their best to avoid creating martyrs. And they are failing. 0120
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 12/01/2026***SATIRE ADVISORY*** I don’t understand what You People™️ are so upset about! It’s just *people*; it’s not like we can’t make more. 000
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 10/01/2026This foolishness is going to embolden the stupider ICE-holes to answer insults and mockery with bullets. 010
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 10/01/2026No, he likely would’ve shot him and then pled self-defense. 000
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Oh, Max was having an absolute blast; they all were. It was an opportunity to put on ridiculous costumes and chew the scenery like chips and salsa. 😁 130
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 08/01/2026“Pathetic Earthlings. Hurling your bodies into the Void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you knew anything of the true nature of the Universe, anything at all, you would have hidden from it in terror.” 140
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I guess now ICE is authorized to respond to insults with live ammunition. 020
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 08/01/2026So if a federal officer orders you to not call him a scum-sucking fascist thug and you call him a scum-sucking fascist thug, your disobedience authorizes him to shoot you? 040
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 03/01/2026So. World War Fucking Three. Once again we are reminded that this is the Stupidest Possible Timeline. :: takes a third shot of rum and goes back to bed :: 020
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Thanks! I know exactly how to stat them up in Mighty Protectors (that’s the third edition of the old Villains and Vigilantes game). 😁 110
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 30/12/2025What ya bet they start trying to issue “command performances” and try to sue performers who decline them? 000
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Technical question: do gyroships have cloaking devices or do they actually shift out-of-phase with local spacetime? My TTRPG brain is trying to puzzle out what they actually *do*. I presume there’s no FTL capability? 130
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 30/12/2025All they have to do is say “Discovery!” and TACO will chicken out as usual. 000
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Next up, trash-talking public officials on social media will be labeled Domestic Terrorism™️. 000
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 25/12/2025So, blockading ports and shooting down airliners trying to leave? 100
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 23/12/2025The companies and individuals he targets should respond with “Come and get me, you big fat ugly idiot. You’re not man enough.” 000
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Your work on this strip takes me back to Saturday mornings in 1979, watching the Filmation FLASH GORDON cartoon show. All the feels, man, all of ‘em. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 140
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Not feelin’ it here, either… 😬media.tenor.coma poster for the movie jaws with a shark and a woman in the waterALT: a poster for the movie jaws with a shark and a woman in the water 020
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 19/12/2025One champion. Who will it be? Live from the Nation Mall in Washington, DC, welcome to the first annual PATRIOT GAMES!” < cue dramatic music as an opening crawl of corporate sponsors moves up the screen > 3/ 020
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 19/12/2025[The camera pans across a large group of teenage boys and girls, standing at attention in a formation of 11 rows and 10 columns] < cue kettledrum roll > VO: “One hundred and ten contestants. 2/ 120
