Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 30/07/2026My default response to anyone who bleats “FaUcI iS rEsPoNsIbLe FoR tHoUsAnDs Of DeAtHs!” is: “If that’s true, then too bad you weren’t one of them.” I said what I said. 😐 000
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 27/04/2026What’s the point of this stupid ballroom the Syphilitic Shitbag is always going on about? Utterly corrupt money-grubbing grifting shitbags gotta have *somewhere* to dance and schmooze, I guess. 🤷🏻♂️ 000
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 26/04/2026So, another staged plea for sympathy. Or something. 000
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 16/02/2026So, Spam Blondi is firing off subpoenas to tech companies in an attempt to get them to hand over dissenters. In response, a lot of those dissenters are waving and saying “Hi!” 👋😃 What is unsaid but implied is, “Come and arrest me, if you dare.” 🖕 One wonders if Spam Blondi will take the bait… 😈 010
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 31/01/2026So, journalist Don Lemon has just been released from Federal custody. I was fully expecting him to have an “accident” or maybe a “heart attack” but it looks like the fash are still too chickenshit for that. 010
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I guess now ICE is authorized to respond to insults with live ammunition. 020
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 03/01/2026So. World War Fucking Three. Once again we are reminded that this is the Stupidest Possible Timeline. :: takes a third shot of rum and goes back to bed :: 020
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 19/12/2025So, the Shitbag is now talking up something called the “Patriot Games,” that’s to bring a teenage boy-girl pair from every state and territory to the National Mall to compete in an “athletic spectacle.” Presumably this is to be something akin to BATTLE ROYALE: 1/ 120
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 21/11/2025“SPAP!”: the sound of someone getting dope-slapped with a spatula. 020
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 28/10/2025So… Still no word about the alleged arrest of the alleged girlfriend of the alleged Aunt Tifa founder? 130
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Shutting down the House of Representatives makes the following statement: “You so-called “people,” you peasants, plebs, and proles, no longer have a voice. From now on, you will only do what we, your betters, tell you to do. “Obedience is your only option.” The appropriate response is obvious. 020
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 21/10/2025In the wake of the recent AI video, expect subsequent ones to become progressively more vicious, ultimately depicting political opponents being tortured and executed. The red-hats will lap it up, and the shitbags will respond to any criticism with “wE wErE jUsT jOkInG wHeRe’S yOuR sEnSe Of HuMoR?” 020
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 19/10/2025So, any updates on that alleged Antifa founder’s alleged girlfriend who allegedly got arrested? 010
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 05/10/2025Soooo…Baldy McPencilneck is threatening arrest for anyone who calls him a fascist, claiming it’s incitement to violence. I guess that means it’s still okay to call him a shitbag or a bald-headed ass-wipe. 😁 010
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 03/10/2025So, apparently Kristi Noem showed up at a private business in Chicago, supposedly to use the restroom, and was denied entry. She had a whole herd of ICE agents *right there with her*. They could’ve blasted their way in. The fash leadership are a bunch of chickenshits and pansies. 3344
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 02/10/2025I have to wonder: if shitbags like Rigney and Stuckey found themselves in mortal peril, would they fight to stay alive, or would they bow their heads, resign themselves to their doom, and say “Lord, Thy will be done”? 030
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 30/09/2025So, how close are we to getting an analog of Germany’s Treachery Act of 1934? 283
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Y’know, I’m surprised he hasn’t ordered a blue area to be carpet-bombed, and then claim that Venezuela did it… 010
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Whenever a RWNJ says someone “should be fired and investigated” I always hear “taken out and sh0t.” This probably says something less than flattering about me. 000
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 21/09/2025So, what’s the over/under on people getting straight-up arrested for posting Mean Things™️ on the socials about the Fat Ugly Shit-Gargling Fuckwit Who Drinks His Own Bathwater? 010
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 18/09/2025So, apparently the regime is going after people for insufficiently rending their garments over the late obnoxious, self-righteous, bigoted little shitbag. One wonders what they will do in response to the insults and public disrespect they’re sure to get. Will they call it Hate Speech™️? 010
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 10/09/2025And here I was wondering who the first MAGA martyr would be… 😬 000
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Spread this around. WaPo is apparently radio silent about it. 010
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I will not be surprised if there is an attempt by Federal law enforcement to arrest Newsom; at this point he’s basically daring the Shitbag to do something. 000
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Soooo…if I post on the socials that Thomas Homan needs a baseball bat upside the head and someone unknown to me takes a swing at him, he’s gonna come after *me*? 010
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 08/07/2025My latest game-related acquisition: a d100. 9.6 ounces of solid metal. One could put it in a sock and inflict serious, possibly fatal, blunt trauma. Or one could use it to generate numbers from 1 to 100. #DiceGoblin 020
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 27/06/2025:: writes “Charlie Kirk” and “twenty-pound sledgehammer” in the same sentence :: 010
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 04/06/2025It’s Tuesday and I’m making tacos. Tacos. Because it’s Tuesday. No other reason. Honest. 😏 #TACO 040
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Unpopular Opinion™️ time! FIFA and the IOC should relocate their events away from the US and bar US teams from participating in those events. 020
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 11/05/2025On today’s episode of I NICKED THIS FROM SOMEWHERE… 020
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 11/05/2025I wonder how many of the incoming Afrikaner “refugees” have purchased that five-million-dollar gold card thing that the Shitbag has been hawking… 100
Reposted by Gerald Blackwellexplodingspaceship.bsky.social @explodingspaceship.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Was our 34th wedding anniversary yesterday so we had a special dinner outing for teppanyaki. 231
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 18/02/2025I’ve been reading about Darren Beattie, a particularly shitbaggy shitbag in the Shitbag Administration. Given all the ranting he does about “feral populations” and “low-IQ trash” I suspect he still carries a major grudge against the jocks that gave him wedgies and whirlies in high school. 110
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Any bets on Lone Skum trying to step in as “Acting President” when the Shitbag keels over into his hamberder plate? 020
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 08/02/2025So, I’d be interested in finding out how many folks talking shit about Lone Skum over on Xitter have gotten the “YoU hAvE cOmMiTtEd A cRiMe” response. I’m betting it’s a bot posting those responses. 091
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 01/02/2025So. What’s the over/under on when the arrests and disappearances start? 020
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Ah, the OnlyFans bots are showing up now… :: fingers giant flyswatter :: 040
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Ah, the Generic Boobalinas™️ have arrived… :: fingers Really Big Flyswatter :: 120
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 24/12/2024My prediction for 2025: he will declare a national emergency and invoke the Insurrection Act *during the inaugural address*. 130
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 16/12/2024So, apparently one of the Shitbag’s shitbag advisors fell off a stage and took the podium with him. I hope the podium wasn’t injured. 030
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 15/12/2024So, the Shitbag has been making noise about pulling the US out of NATO; any over/under on whether he might do the same regarding the UN? I mean, if you’re gonna play, *play*. 🤷🏻♂️ 130
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Hmmm…some of my latest followers are looking a trifle sketchy… 😒 :: idly fingers giant flyswatter :: 140
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 16/11/2024An idea that is not without merit… 😈👍 :: rummages about :: Now where did I leave my giant flyswatter…? 140
Gerald Blackwell @gee-man05.bsky.social · 16/11/2024:: emerges from a kaleidoscope of blue butterflies :: Well, that was odd. :: plucks the odd clinging butterfly from his clothes :: 040
