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Geddy Flea

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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 18h
A chief executive from any publicly traded company would be gone minutes after saying something like this. Our board of directors is not performing their fiduciary duty.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 18h
So “fuck you money” is a myth?
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 18h
A cunning linguist.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 19h
Argyle of Death
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 21h
The sister from Pet Semetary.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He showed them!
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fucking lowlife.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Only one of nine people or their staff of seven could have leaked it. An investigation into the 54 people in the universe who could have leaked it produced nothing? Seems like a coverup.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He looks like he just woke up. The photo must have been taken in the middle of the day.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Skipped the confederates too.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Unvetted, fabricated. Tomato, tomahto.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dipschmitt
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And she says to him, “no hurry. The room’s already paid for!”
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Republicans want it released because they think the list is all Democrats. Democrats want it released regardless of the political affiliation of the listed pedophiles.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What agency’s budget is funding this dogshit propaganda? Congress needs to act.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maher is a D for Douchebag.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Results can be positive or negative.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Complaining about the timing is the best. How dare journalists publish a story of my blatant corruption six weeks before my election?!?
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One would presume the Air Force had means to ship sensitive equipment themselves. Hegseth probably has a reasonable explanation. Put him on under oath in Congress to answer for himself.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That was the joke.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
RFK, Jr.’s wife is the ketchup lady, no?
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Leland Orser (glider pilot) is a solid “that guy.”
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I thought Bill Barr executed Epstein.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What a fucking dope. Unbelievable.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump was one letter off. We can all agree that he is the chode.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How many times do people use their life insurance policy? How many years do most people go without a homeowners or auto policy claim?
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They’re in a cult.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Next month we’ll find out how much Moderna stock he owned before it doubled in a day.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don’t think Susan Collins will be able to lisp her way out of thith one.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If ignoring phone calls and emails is fraud, I’m Bernie Madoff.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Adverse selection. Insurance companies work hard to avoid attracting the worst risks. It would be like a life insurance company only issuing policies on ICU patients.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The first time in recorded history an insurer has dropped a client for making premium payments while having no claims.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Vancesplaining honesty.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Does anyone remember a few years back that weasel Madison Cawthorne threatening to reveal details of coke-fueled sex parties? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Arse du Harrumph
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rock duos typically have more than one song.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This after all the times they thanked him for being a friend.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One call to a scientist in NOAA, NASA, or any branch of the military will put this investigation to rest. A confederacy of dickheads.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It would be in Jeopardy.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Our broke-ass Congress apparently has a 5-second rule. Our democracy needs to be rebuilt from the ground up.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My man looks like a Mad Men extra who just sharted on-set.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I thought Ed Sheeran sucked before it was cool to think he sucked.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dogs that had sex with people were being unfairly excluded from the FBI. Did Patel have a stroke, or did I?
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah! Some demagogue may come along and say, “I alone can fix it.”
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Candy has always been a problem. We should never have put her in charge of the drivers license fraud prevention section.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My man looks like Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker came back as one person.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
As new and creative as the candidate for student council pledging to put a Slurpee machine in the cafeteria.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@glennkirschner.bsky.social @jlcauvin.bsky.social Great podcast. I’ve been following you both separately for a long time and it was nice and illuminating to see you together.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Of course it was W who claimed to see Putin’s soul. Putin’s hole? I don’t know. It was a long time ago.
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Geddy Flea @geddyflea.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why is his head so big compared to his shoulders? This is new.
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