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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance

@gear12turbo.eurosky.social
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I host and edit N-Focus for @gamepodular.com. I also do the YouTube, Twitch, and some back-end stuff. I'm always down to talk about games (or music, or wrestling). I sound like an American but I promise I'm Dutch. He/him

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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 24/10/2026
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 23/10/2026
I learned this fun fact about Wild Woody recently
On April 1, 2024, Woody was added as a playable character to the independent pornographic kart racing game Shady Lewd Kart via downloadable content. The addition was made with the blessing of the original creative team, with Joe Kerska reprising his voice role as Woody.[22]
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 22/10/2026
I'm a little annoyed by Paupy Daily's odd one out questions because I've had two now that have multiple correct answers. Here's today's as an example. Baleful Strix is the only card that isn't 1 mana but Reanimate is the only one that isn't an artifact. I chose wrong. What would you pick? #mtg
Odd one out
Three of these have something in common - which doesn't?
Baleful Strix
Reanimate
Aether Vial
Expedition Map
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 15/10/2026
And you'll never guess what VITAC was acquired by in 2021!
Verbit voice AI platform
Transcription, captioning, and AI-powered insights
Get transcripts and captions that are purpose-built for law firms, courts, media & entertainment,higher education, and more
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026
Seems Netflix and I have a different definitions of "simply incredible"
Star Trek (2009) under the "Just Simply Incredible Movies" category on Netflix
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026
If I had a nickel for every game from 2025 with a female protagonist whose title of Weaver means she has magical powers, I'd have two nickels
Eternal Strands South of Midnight
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
Kora from Monster Hunter Stories 3
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 09/09/2026
Storm jokes aside, I think Warleader's Call would be a cool variant on Impact Tremors. Also with the amount of Spirit tokens you're making, Convoke spells could be cool as well. Collective Inferno seems sweet here.
Warleader's Call {1}{R}{W}

Enchantment

Creatures you control get +1/+1.

Whenever a creature you control enters, this enchantment deals 1 damage to each opponent.

While Aurelia mustered the Boros Legion, Kaya and Kellan raced against the clock, desperate to stave off a war the guilds might not survive.
Collective Inferno {3}{R}{R}

Enchantment

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature’s color.)

As this enchantment enters, choose a creature type.

Double all damage that sources you control of the chosen type would deal.
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 09/09/2026
Next you'll be telling me you're considering Empty The Warrens
Empty the Warrens {3}{R}

Sorcery

Create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)

Kicking the warren
—Argivian expression meaning “causing trouble”
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 04/09/2026
Fascinating to take this as someone not from the US. I assumed I was a lot more Midwest but this quiz says New England. mydialect.us/quiz-standar...
A map showing similarities to my dialect. New England is showing most similar, with little bits in California and Florida. I talk most like someone from Connecticut. About 58% of my answers match a typical resident.
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 29/08/2026
Found a new contender for best name in hollywood
IMDB page for Speed Weed
"Speed was born fast - thus the name. At Yale, Speed spent no time in the library and oodles of time writing, directing, and acting for the theater. He answered an ad in the Yale Daily News and began a teaching job at the American School of Tangier in Morocco. He then took a position for the White House, advancing President Clinton on trips across the U.S. and to other countries, including..."
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 22/08/2026
Off work late?
Hungry, but too tired to cook?
Try half suikerbrood
Half suikerbrood:an easy weeknight dinner
Eat it directly off the broodplank with your fingers
You will certainly not regret eating half suikerbrood
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 21/08/2026
Season 3, episode 13 of Haven did the backrooms before the backrooms
Audrey Parker and Nathan Wuornos from "Haven" walking through a an endless white hallway with lights hanging from the ceiling.
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm watching Season 3, episode 11 of Haven, featuring a rare live action performance by Nolan North. Very weird hearing his voice coming out of a real face.
Nolan North in Haven. He's wearing a grey shirt that says "I'm the droid you're looking for"
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 18/08/2026
I made my first trip to the nearby grocery store since the surgery today. I need a lie down
A crying cat giving a thumbs up. "Quest Complete" from Monster Hunter is in the top left corner.
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 31/07/2026
I'm in the camp of not liking either of them tbh
An Elden Ring playtime of 7.8 hours. Last played April 7, 2022
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 15/07/2026
*TMNT voice*
A cardboard box labeled "Coasters Made From Vinyl Records"
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 13/07/2026
 Guardian of Solitude {1}{U}

Creature — Spirit

Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

“It seemed an easy thing, to step into the nothingness, to fall, to die. But then, for an instant, I saw it, eyes filled with endless sorrow, and I turned back to face my pain.”
—Snow-Fur, kitsune poet
1/2
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 10/07/2026
Digimon are the champions
Digimon Story: Time Stranger for Nintendo Switch 2
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 06/07/2026
I really liked Cleave, even if it was a little too clever for its own good. I've played Dig Up before, as well.
 Dig Up {G}

Sorcery

Cleave {1}{B}{B}{G} (You may cast this spell for its cleave cost. If you do, remove the words in square brackets.)

Search your library for a [basic land] card, [reveal it,] put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Things buried on Innistrad rarely seem to stay that way.
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 02/07/2026
Physical media, baby! 🖤
The core books for Daggerheart and You Will Die In This Place
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 01/07/2026
Picked this up on a whim ages ago. I've barely played the game but it has a killer soundtrack that I was very happy to get a CD of it
The collector's edition of "Contrast" on PC. It contains the full game, the original soundtrack, and the developer's diary
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 29/06/2026
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 27/06/2026
I think I understand it now
A toasted and rolled burrito in a dry frying pan
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 26/06/2026
Like, there's still those two little gaps on the sides, but that's not bad, right?
A rolled up burrito. It is toasted on all sides. It has a small open fold on each end.
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 25/06/2026
Come to my house to play God's perfect format Canadian Highlander
Four 100-card decks of Magic: The Gathering cards in boxes. One in green sleeves, one in blue sleeves, one in orange sleeves, and one in dark red sleeves.
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 22/06/2026
Been thinking a lot about this tumblr post recently
Two Tumblr posts by greelin
Post 1: as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.
Post 2: where’s your fucking whimsy, jackass? your compassion? is it only irony and judgement 24/7 for you? booooo
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 20/06/2026
I love day-for-night in Canadian genre shows. This one in season 5 of Killjoys is so aggressive that it turned the campfire green
A shot from Killjoys season 5. There is an Asian woman in the forest standing by a campfire. There is a blue filter over the image so powerful the campfire is green.
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 18/06/2026
The people hate app notifications
Post by @ztul.bsky.social
love how every app has to periodically inform me that push notifications are disabled. damn bro who do you think did that!!! history's mysteries

Post by @brunodias.bsky.social
every phone app constantly badgering me to give it an app stoe rating, as if I would ever cop to "enjoying" an app
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 14/06/2026
Reading reactions to football games is very this
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 08/05/2026
Got my hair done
Me with fresh red lowlights. I have medium-length hair, a goatee, glasses, and I'm wearing dark blue headphones.
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 29/04/2026
Windmill slam Gumshoos
Gumshoos
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 27/04/2026
Love to be recommended music on YouTube dot com
Spermafrost by Cumbeast
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 15/04/2026
Big idiot that makes more big idiots. What's not to love?
 Godsire {4}{R}{G}{G}{W}

Creature — Beast

Vigilance

{T}: Create an 8/8 Beast creature token that’s red, green, and white.

“Lay sacrifice to the godsire that it may spare us, but save some for his progeny who also will hunger.”
—Syeena, elvish godtoucher
8/8
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 09/04/2026
New additions to the Steam Wishlist from the Triple-i Initiative showcase
Windrose
Valor Mortis
Alabaster Dawn
Castlevania: Belmont's Curse
Prove You're Human
The Lift: Supernatural Handyman Simulator
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 09/04/2026
Here's mine grids.fun/t/about-me-v...
Favorite game: Monster Hunter World: Iceborne
Best Story: Spec Ops: The Line
Favorite Art Style: Sea of Stars
Biggest Personal Impact: Bastion
Best Combat: Monster Hunter Rise: Sunbreak
Overhated: Mario Kart World
Underrated: Dark Voic
Overrated: Hi-Fi Rush
Needs a Remake: Kid Icarus Uprising
Criminally Overlooked: Paranormasight: The Seven Mysteries of Honjo
Favorite Protagonist: Assassin's Creed Black Flag
Favorite Antagonist: Borderlands 2
Best Soundtrack: Clair Obsur: Expedition 33
Best Multiplayer: Team Fortress 2
Not Usually My Thing, But...: Crow Country
Turn My Brain Off: LEGO Marvel Superheroes
Best With Friends: Earth Defense Force 6
Best Retro Game: Chrono Trigger
Nostalgic Childhood Game: Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
Game Everyone Should Play: Thank Goodness You're Here!
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 05/04/2026
This Tumblr post is in fact how I found out
Post from Tumblr user gayteensupreme:
"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

Post from Tumblr user gayteensupreme:
if this is how you found out that both sam altman are gay I'm sorry
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 03/04/2026
I assume that Bandsintown just uses a general music database to fill in their website because it would be very weird to have made this page on purpose.
A Bandsintown page for Nirvana
It has 5,246,746 followers
"Never miss another concert. Find similar artists and get alerts about tour announcements, concert tickets, and shows near you with a free Bandsintown account."
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 31/03/2026
If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
A photo of a sign being held up in crowd. It's Mount Rushmore but the faces have been changed to "Daddy Magic" Matt Menard
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 31/03/2026
Anna Garcia on the show "Smartypants" pointing to a screen that says "That? Should be illegal"
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 27/03/2026
Feeling like Grima Wormtongue by joking to my cousin that he should put Endless Swarm in the Golgari tokens deck he's building
 Endless Swarm {5}{G}{G}{G}

Sorcery

Create a 1/1 green Snake creature token for each card in your hand.

Epic (For the rest of the game, you can’t cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability.)
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 15/03/2026
I second the meal prep service. Unpack your bed and essential kitchen stuff as soon as possible so you can sleep and eat. The rest can come later. Split up your heavy stuff so your boxes are around equal weight. Get a trolley to save yourself a lot of lifting and pain.
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 15/03/2026
Anyway this art by @shop5.bsky.social is very relevant today and also every other day
Art of a statue of Julius Caesar with its eyes crossed out with pink lines. Under that it says "Death to all Caesars" in the same pink color.
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 04/03/2026
I got to Act 3 of Expedition 33
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 23/02/2026
Unox instant spaghetti carbonara
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 17/02/2026
Sometimes I wish I couldn't read
 [WWE Corporate] Dude Wipes Named Official Partner of WWE: “Additionally, reigning Intercontinental Champion Dominik Mysterio… will participate in a first-of-its-kind integration in which his signature gear will feature DUDE Wipes branding during every in-ring appearance on WWE programming”
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 13/02/2026
I haven't seen a lot of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer so I have to ask: is Xander a famously hated character? Because I got recommended this video and even in the context of YouTube clickbait titles and thumbnails, this feels a bit extreme.
"The Worst TV Show Character of All Time | Buffy the Vampire Slayer" by The Cosmonaut Variety Hour
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 12/02/2026
Due to popular demand, I present: The Pizza Mortadella, buratta, pistachios,and olive oil on a cream cheese base. Super thin crust, chewy texture, full of flavor.
A large Italian pizza with mortadella, buratta, crushed pistachios, and olive oil.
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 10/02/2026
It came up a day later! It's now impossible for me to see this discount percentage as random. It was most likely chosen to get the price within a specific boundary. It's very cool having that context now! Thank you, @mikerose.bsky.social and @ramiismail.com!
Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown on Steam
On sale for 84% off.
Down from €59.99 to €9.59
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Monster Hylke Wilds: Ascendance @gear12turbo.eurosky.social · 07/02/2026
It's good to be back
The title screen for Monster Hunter Stories 3 Trail Version
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