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Alice Lastname @gdubz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026static.klipy.comVin Diesel Hot Dog MemeALT: Vin Diesel Hot Dog Meme 010
Alice Lastname @gdubz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026static.klipy.comHan Solo's iconic 'I know' responseALT: Han Solo's iconic 'I know' response 020
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Alice Lastname @gdubz.bsky.social · 23/12/2025The husbands have names, Shane Patrick. We’re more than just baubles. 130
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Alice Lastname @gdubz.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Justice for Big Business!media.tenor.coma group of women in pink and white polka dot dresses are dancing in a hallwayALT: a group of women in pink and white polka dot dresses are dancing in a hallway 010
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Alice Lastname @gdubz.bsky.social · 08/09/2025media.tenor.comBill Hader Eating Popcorn GIFALT: Bill Hader Eating Popcorn GIF 020
Alice Lastname @gdubz.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Founded by (and named for) a Quaker abolitionist named John Lynch. But impossible for me to hear the name and not link it to racial violence. 120
Alice Lastname @gdubz.bsky.social · 15/08/2025media.tenor.coma football player wearing a helmet that says rockyALT: a football player wearing a helmet that says rocky 020
Alice Lastname @gdubz.bsky.social · 21/07/2025media.tenor.coma woman in a sweater and hat says i came straight from there snlALT: a woman in a sweater and hat says i came straight from there snl 010
Alice Lastname @gdubz.bsky.social · 27/06/2025media.tenor.commiss piggy from the muppet show is wearing a pearl necklace and pink gloves and is asking a question .ALT: miss piggy from the muppet show is wearing a pearl necklace and pink gloves and is asking a question . 110
Alice Lastname @gdubz.bsky.social · 27/06/2025media.tenor.coma man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words forgive me miss piggy written on the bottomALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words forgive me miss piggy written on the bottom 110
Alice Lastname @gdubz.bsky.social · 20/06/2025media.tenor.coma man with big googly eyes is sticking his tongue out through a hole in a red chair .ALT: a man with big googly eyes is sticking his tongue out through a hole in a red chair . 010
Alice Lastname @gdubz.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Chicago Pope—they’ll save your life. He’ll save your soul. 0123
