Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Sorry :( it’s especially hard because, living in a Sharks household and teaching at UW, I do feel compelled to get a Laika Edwards San Jose jersey… but they’re just not as nice as Vegas! 110
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Someone needs to dox the location of some shampoo for Michael Tracey 010
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Wait I actually really like these sweaters??? 210
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Me anytime that pic of Susan Dell at the White House pops upstatic.klipy.comNot Real On A PlaneALT: Not Real On A Plane 020
Reposted by Gabrielle CornishAlex Shephard @alexshephard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"Reached by phone, Carson told the Swedish Academy she was currently in Iceland 'listening to the wind,' and that she was taken by surprise but very happy." she's stealing my bit www.theglobeandmail.com/culture/arti...theglobeandmail.comCanada’s Anne Carson wins Nobel Prize in Literature for ‘her bold and inventive oeuvre’The 76-year-old modernist poet, translator, classics scholar and Member of the Order of Canada is the third Canadian to be awarded the prize given to a living writer 35311
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Anne Carson has won the Nobel Prize in Drip 040
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Not only is this an unhinged way to frame it, it completely ignores the fact that some of us are estranged from a parent because that parent was emotionally and physically abusive! That estrangement is not simply some “adolescent rebellion”—it’s a matter of safety! 270
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 06/10/2026(My landlord was great and my home is great and I am very happy and fortunate to own it but I did not anticipate needing to buy 28 cubic feet of mulch this early in the morning when I signed the paperwork.) 030
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Just ran into my former landlord who sold me my house in August at Menards at 8:30am and he gave me such a knowing smile that I’d imagine is the smile someone who catfishes a senior citizen out of thousands of dollars might have when the check clears. Like, welcome to hell (home ownership), sucker! 140
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me telling my uterus to chill out and stop cramping while on my period: “don’t you understand that you are merely an abstraction based in ideas about the kind of society in which I live??” 020
Reposted by Gabrielle CornishKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The guy sneering at "your precious liberal arts degree" majored in Philosophy at Harvard 1343527571
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The ideal secdef is a bean counter, not some douchebag who’s so insecure about his own masculinity he tries to transform the entire military in his image rather than just go to fucking therapy! 010
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Men will act like Pete Hegseth and then, when women find them odious and contemptible, complain about the “male loneliness epidemic.” 150
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The inclusion of “(yes, 9 of 10, one take)” is so fucking sad what a truly unloveable fucking chud 360
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I feel like it’s the same mind—albeit on a very different scale—of the kind of man who thinks, despite never playing tennis, that he could beat Serena Williams. 120
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Resisting the urge to make my East German lecture in Music and the Cold War a 75-minute ode to how much of a bop Eisler’s “Auferstanden aus Ruinen” is. Easily my favorite national anthem. youtu.be/P1CyPjQQTAM?...youtu.beAuferstanden Aus Ruinen - DDR Anthem English TranslationYouTube video by MarchToFreedom 231
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Got a new stove/oven delivered today (switching to that induction burner lifestyle) and nearly crashed out when I realized I couldn’t set it up without downloading a GODDAMN APP. So help me god if GE ever makes each burner a subscription I will burn this shit (with good old matches) to the ground. 060
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s such a minor point in the grand scheme of how fucking appalling the Cornell gang rape case is, but I desperately want someone to leak the essays those privileged monsters wrote to get out of trouble because I’m willing to bet that at least fucking half of them used Chat GPT. 180
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Emails are supposed to be INADVERTENT wastes of time, goddamnit!!! 130
Reposted by Gabrielle CornishMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026There are like 500 of these books and they all exist in an alternate universe where trying to win over white working class voters is a Bold Forbidden Insight rather than the guiding ideology of the entire party. 621506177
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 26/09/2026For the record I am joking and Cottom is (as usual) spot on in this thread 030
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 26/09/2026static.klipy.comMarx Karl MarxALT: Marx Karl Marx 140
Reposted by Gabrielle CornishTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Don’t believe people who tell you ai can be liberatory or any other misappropriation of movement talk or justice frameworks. Find some people who are preparing to rebuild and cast your lot with them. Then read a bit more. Just keep your wits about you because they are trying to run game. 91732324
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ok but actually there is maybe one manifesto that you *should* read… 150
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Mamdani mentioning opera buffa? All I can say is that I love him and also thank GOD the AMS listserv no longer exists because I know in my bones some folks would have had the absolute worst takes imaginable 0110
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Because twelve years ago I thought “musicology seems interesting, I think I’m gonna do a PhD” 040
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Thank you to @pch9857.bsky.social, my most social media friend, for being the first person to like this post about social media 120
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Briefly discussed the purpose and political utility of doing scholarship today in my grad seminar and it’s the first time I’ve ever lied to students, since I couldn’t tell them the true and honest purpose of scholarship is to come up with niche references and jokes to shitpost on academic Bluesky. 180
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Present Gabby to Past Gabbystatic.klipy.comInterstellar: The Iconic 'NOOOOO!!' SceneALT: Interstellar: The Iconic 'NOOOOO!!' Scene 020
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Spent all day yesterday preparing a lecture structured around an analysis of Stravinsky’s Threni for Music and the Cold War, woke up at 3am, couldn’t get back to sleep, threw out the entire lesson and designed an in-class debate instead. Whose idea was it for me to teach all new preps this year???? 280
Reposted by Gabrielle CornishNathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026never forget that our universities fired and expelled people for opposing this 202817975
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Hmm, maybe I do need to redownload the apps 🤔🤔 161
Reposted by Gabrielle Cornishlowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026oh my god 1553309751
Reposted by Gabrielle CornishBenjamin Tausig @burrata.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Hi! I'm a university president, seeking advice about AI. On one hand, AI actively guts education and might kill everyone. But on the other hand, taking money from AI companies means becoming dependent on an industry that could crash at any moment. So should we go all in? 2598
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Kate O’Flynn gave the best performance of any show in any genre I’ve seen in the past five years and I would have maybe died a little bit inside if she hadn’t won the Emmy. I will always and forever stan her as Patricia. 021
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I mean, they could write an entire musical about this. Khrushchev could sing an aria about how he thought his one true love in life was corn but actually, it turns out, he was just waiting for Tricky Dick. 340
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Today in class, one of my students proposed a final project where they write a fan fic where Khrushchev and Nixon fall in love during the kitchen debate, and honestly, I don’t hate it. 260
Gabrielle Cornish @gcornish91.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Today in Music and the Cold War, we're talking about cultural exchange (broadly) before spending the next several weeks getting into the weeds, which means I finally get to teach this slick version of "Katyusha" that the Nat King Cole trio recorded in 1945 www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nfz...youtube.comNat "King" Cole - KatushaYouTube video by Jazz Everyday! 020