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Gaz Shaw

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Web and IT troubleshooter. MA from @icshc.bsky.social, MBCS at @wearebcs.bsky.social, formerly of @insplacemanagement.bsky.social. Salford fan. — 👨‍💼 linkedin.com/in/gazshaw 🔮 medium.com/@gazshaw 🧑‍💻 gazshaw.co.uk 👹 salford.leaflet.pub

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Gaz Shaw @gazshaw.co.uk · 25/09/2026
repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only)
It’s Jack from On the Buses in his clippy uniform, played by Bob Grant.
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Gaz Shaw @gazshaw.co.uk · 28/08/2026
And another. #booze
Brown bottle of Hofbrau Oktoberfestbier next to a glass full of said lager (half of which is head) on my kitchen top.
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Gaz Shaw @gazshaw.co.uk · 28/08/2026
A lovely drop from Kwoff in Bury. (I’m not sure they’re on Bsky.) #booze
Brown bottle of Flotzinger Spezial Hell alongside glass full of said lager on my kitchen top. In the background is a bread bin, kitchen roll in a vertical holder, and a Warbies 50/50 loaf.
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Gaz Shaw @gazshaw.co.uk · 19/08/2026
Morning!
A burnt electric kettle in a kitchen sink. The base of the kettle is partially melted.
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Gaz Shaw @gazshaw.co.uk · 12/08/2026
How doth the hero strong and brave, a celestial path in the heavens pave.
Partial eclipse of sun this evening. Exposure dialled right down to reveal the crescent Sun against a black sky.
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Gaz Shaw @gazshaw.co.uk · 25/07/2026
Thanks for the link to the blog on Borth. Stayed there with the family for a few days around the time Covid-19 restrictions ended. The view from Victoria Inn’s beer garden was lovely, made better with the respite of a sleeping toddler. There were plenty of Aston Villa jerseys donned.
An old shop front.A boutique cinema.A house painted in the style of Hokusai’s The Great Wave off Kanagawa.A rocky beach looking out at sea, with a partly cloudy sky.
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Gaz Shaw @gazshaw.co.uk · 20/05/2026
Hey Claude. My daughter loved the bike we bought for her birthday, but I can’t be arsed writing a 5-star review on Smyths’ website. Can you draft something in my natural tone of voice and post it for me? Ta.
My pink bike
The 18-inch pink child's bike is a striking embodiment of whimsy and practicality, seamlessly merging aesthetic charm with youthful functionality. Its vibrant pink frame, gleaming like a precious jewel under the sun, captures the spirit of childhood with a splash of bold, unapologetic color. The bike's design is a delightful tapestry of playful elements: the curvaceous handlebars.

The attention to detail extends to the bike's construction, where each component is thoughtfully crafted to ensure both durability and safety. The sturdy frame promises resilience, while the smooth, reliable tires offer a ride that's as smooth as a cloud. This bike is not merely a means of transportation but a canvas of dreams, inviting young riders to embark on adventures both grand and intimate, fostering a love for exploration and independence.

In essence, this 18-inch pink bike is more than a child's first foray into cycling; it is a vivid celebration of the joy and freedom of youth, rendered with a sense of grace and artistry that transforms every ride into a miniature escapade.
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Gaz Shaw @gazshaw.co.uk · 03/04/2026
Here’s looking forward to ‘Concrete Society Award’.
A plaque on the Mancunian Way overpass that reads: Concrete Society Award 1968
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Gaz Shaw @gazshaw.co.uk · 18/01/2026
They are still a thing in Salford. You can apply to the Council to turn your street into a play street, and there are several that remain in Seedley. Whether the laws are adhered to in the age of maps apps is another matter.
A play street road sign on Mere Street in Seedley, Salford.
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Gaz Shaw @gazshaw.co.uk · 25/12/2025
@mikesimensky.bsky.social Apt for what I’m wearing today.
Bottom themed Christmas jumper that reads Gold, Frankenstein and Grrr
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Gaz Shaw @gazshaw.co.uk · 09/12/2025
Not quite Bazball in this local cup game from July 1889.
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Gaz Shaw @gazshaw.co.uk · 05/12/2025
If you see this, quote post your model of positive masculinity.
A man (John Matrix in Commando, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger) holds a fish at the end of a line, caught by his daughter (played by Alyssa Milano), who is holding the fishing rod. Both are smiling, looking at the fish. It is a touching scene.
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Gaz Shaw @gazshaw.co.uk · 03/12/2025
From x.com/NoHelmetsReq.... What a trackie top that is.
Martin Offiah is interviewed. He is wearing an Adidas tracksuit top in the Eastern Suburb colours – white on the top third, red and navy stripes down the sleeves, and navy on the bottom two-thirds. Sponsors CITY FORD is in red with a white outline on the back of the navy.
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Gaz Shaw @gazshaw.co.uk · 21/11/2025
Centenary Bridge is stuck in the open position. Do I wait or walk to the Quays or towards the Trafford Centre?
The bridge in the open position, which means the bridge portion of the road is raised to allow ships to move down Manchester Ship Canal.
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Gaz Shaw @gazshaw.co.uk · 21/11/2025
Centenary Bridge is stuck in the open position. Do I wait or walk to the Quays or towards the Trafford Centre?
The bridge in the open position, which means the bridge portion of the road is raised to allow ships to move down Manchester Ship Canal
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Gaz Shaw @gazshaw.co.uk · 12/11/2025
Age yourself with gaming.
Mastermind board game.
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Gaz Shaw @gazshaw.co.uk · 19/07/2025
Aw, come on. I had over seven and a half hours sleep. That’s Salford summer humidity for you.
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Gaz Shaw @gazshaw.co.uk · 26/06/2025
Dark Helmet extends his Scharwtz.
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Gaz Shaw @gazshaw.co.uk · 18/02/2025
I’ve browsed it but I’m having a hard time getting past this image. How taut are those TV cords? ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard...
We are in somebody's living room looking at a television. The TV is above an old fireplace. It is on and shows the title screen to Eastenders. The wires connected to the TV are gratingly taut.
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Gaz Shaw @gazshaw.co.uk · 22/11/2024
Ricki Lane in the US
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Gaz Shaw @gazshaw.co.uk · 30/06/2024
Silly joke about Uncle Albert from Only Fools and stealing his look from haute couture fashion houses. My words don’t do it justice.
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Gaz Shaw @gazshaw.co.uk · 08/02/2024
Should have got it sooner…
Wordle screengrab with ‘PLACE’ as the winning answer (got it in three guesses).
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