chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Waking up like this, who am I to deny that it's #fcf? 31035
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 13/07/2025This #scs brought to you by Bubble Bath™ 0511
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 14/06/2025halp I'm still reflexively opening slack constantly even though I'm back from my business trip now 😭😭😭 160
Reposted by chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 08/06/2025gays with private pools who will let me swim naked, save me 1528222
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 06/06/2025The concert ended with: 1. Orville singing a cover of Pink Pony Club 2. An orchestral arrangement of We Are The Champions with the entire audience singing the words 3. Rainbow Confetti Cannons and a surprise Pride Flag in the middle of the above song 10/10 would see again 0150
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 06/06/2025At the Boston Pops to see Orville Peck! Apparently he'll be performing from Cabaret tonight?! 2190
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Bike ride on this windy but beautiful day for my mental health or smth 0601
Reposted by chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻Sailor Vanity (she/they) @sailorvanity.bsky.social · 21/05/2025"Not everything has to be gay!" I disagree. Everything needs to be gayer and I won't stop until it is. 161511680
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Anyone got any recommendations for bulge-enhancing underwear? I'm disappointed in the flattening effect of my current stuff tbh... 470
Reposted by chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 30/05/2025My fat cock and I shouldn't have to go to work on #fcf 😭 31185
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I'm so glad the weather has been so nice for biking in to work lately 😍 080
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 30/05/2025My fat cock and I shouldn't have to go to work on #fcf 😭 31185
Reposted by chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 24/05/2025A (somewhat) #softcocksaturday ( #scs ?) because I haven't posted in far too long! ...also freshly shaved cause things were getting out of hand 🫣 3643
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Finally playing one of the games I picked up at PAX! (And maybe winning?) 3180
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 24/05/2025A (somewhat) #softcocksaturday ( #scs ?) because I haven't posted in far too long! ...also freshly shaved cause things were getting out of hand 🫣 3643
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Though as sleepy as I am, my morning wood is no less hard and balls no less full 😘 1602
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Sorry I haven't been on here much lately but you see I am simply too sleepy. Just soooooo sleepy. I would really like to be significantly less sleepy... 2130
Reposted by chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 05/04/2025more friends should open mouth kiss 3937855
Reposted by chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Woke up correctly today; a very happy #fcf for sure 420011
Reposted by chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 29/03/2025[bluesky timeline] me: [chanting] blogs, blogs- other users: blogs, BLOGS bluesky staff: [pounding their computers] BLOGS, BLOGS, BLOGS! 604033766
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Woke up correctly today; a very happy #fcf for sure 420011
Reposted by chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻feral streep @feralstreeep.bsky.social · 26/03/2025and now, a public service announcement from the city of Portland (also? let’s be friends 🥺) 2020619
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I am once again at a work outing throwing darts. The company may change but the event remains the same 😅 080
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 26/03/2025A #humpday from the archives because it's been far too long since this hole's been used 🥺 4592
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 23/03/2025An extra special edition of the Sunday Scaries today: we close the show I've been pouring my heart and soul into for the last couple weeks 😭 1130
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 28/02/2025No fcf today because it's fancy cat friday instead because we got a cat and he is the most cuddliest cat I've ever met! 7460
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Y'all Helm sucks why do we keep using it??? Stop using templating engines to generate configs! Use an actual programming language if you require features not directly supported by yaml!! 110
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Back on my bullshit* *spending all day rewriting and configuring CI pipelines to do silly things 0120
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 21/02/2025I've run out of clever #fcf captions but at least my cock is still fat 😊 1018110
Reposted by chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻Hypatia L.A. Seneschale @femiyahtzee.bsky.social · 20/02/2025A Democrathicc Party to make FDR look like a conservative 111360283
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Serious question: why are concerts so loud? If even the concertgoers need to wear earplugs, who is it for?? 180
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 17/02/2025By far my favorite way to start a Holiday Monday is being woken up at 8:30am by jackhammers demolishing an adjacent apartment 🤬 150
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 16/02/2025@subradioband.bsky.social was such an absolute delight to see live I'm so glad I got to go (and introduce my husband to them)! 1111
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 16/02/2025> be me > at a concert > spend the entire opening act distracted by the fact that one of the lights is clearly not working correctly > feel bad for the lighting person trying to fix it remotely > it's been power-cycled at least three times so far 1130
Reposted by chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻Mary Sue @marysuesays.bsky.social · 13/02/2025All I've seen of @ifycomedy.com 's presentation for the Smartypants Society is the title, and yet I CONCUR, VEHEMENTLY. 337665
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 12/02/2025The mental whiplash and brief moment of fear that occurred when I got a LinkedIn notification from someone opening their message with "Happy Hump Day" 😵💫😵💫😵💫 070
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Haven't posted anything for #humpday in a while so I figured I should remedy that! Still not sure if I should fully post hole one day tho 🤔 3585
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Pretty sure this is the best news I've heard in at least a month tbh 0140
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Went to get blood drawn and they offered me a glass of water and then provided me with this 😵💫 3200
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Failing miserably at #softiesunday I'm sorry to say 🥲 2541
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Game night off to a great start! (I'm losing) 0170
chaos wizard 🏳️🌈🧑💻 @gayeveryday.bsky.social · 07/02/2025#fcf has definitely got me in the mood for a naked game night tbh 101246