jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Rough as fuck game today against a team who genuinely hated us. I am sunburnt and in great pain. But we won so 10/10 game Queers: 1 Straights: 0 1190
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I take great pride in being the least autistic person in my industry. Which if you know me in person is quite a worrying thought 1180
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Proud to accept my award for third funniest person alive. Well deserved to Roop and Daniel 👏 1100
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I am 90% sure what I’ve jsut done at work is sackable. Selling feet pics (Size 12, hairy, big toes) to build up a fund to get by in case of employment emergency if anyone’s interested x 3190
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 23/09/2026How do you politely tell a colleague you’d rather be shot in the temple than work 1 day-a-week in Warwick? 2110
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I finished it a few days ago and it was great. Moved onto To the Lighthouse by Virginia Woolf and it was atrocious and I’ve given up halfway through. Woolf’s editors should have been charged with literary terrorism for allowing her writing style. Pages of flowery nonsense that lead to no plot. 140
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Making a roast dinner and watching Peep Show, the sun is not out and all is well 161
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Pissed it down for all of training and then I got sunburnt sitting out at the pub. Ludicrous and unserious weather 080
Reposted by jacobRoss Sayers @rosssayers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026MIRANDA: We should all go see Macklemore's next concert CHARLOTTE: okay...but I can still keep my Ed Sheeran tickets right? SAMANTHA: I'd go Downtown with Macklemore in a heartbeat, count me in CARRIE: Big slept with the diarrhoea Hyrox lady 1394
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I am once again in a battle against equifax because they’re absolute melons 150
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Reading The Second Sex (because I’m an insufferable bore) and Simone de Beauvoir is actually a very comedic writer. I was expecting to be bored shitless 150
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Qualys forced reboot in the middle of a client call. IT can suck my nuts 150
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Guy in the gym making actual cum noises on the booty builder 1161
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Why do all the trams to Altrincham feel like they’re about to derail since they replaced the tracks. Violently shaky and jumping about every time 140
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I was very not good at rugby tonight, which happens sometimes, but it was very frustrating 000
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Keiran clocked my biannual big sad before I did. It’s like having an assistance dog 1221
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Crazy to think if not for 9/11 we wouldn’t be witnessing the death of the original Portuguese language, bad memes persisting with no apex predator (Ellen), and wouldn’t have had Barbenheimer 2100
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Update: no neurological issues with my arms, jsut good old tendinitis 0110
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Is Manchester NHS jsut uniquely really good? Both times I’ve been to A&E for rugby it’s taken less than 2 hours in and out, and now I signed up to a new surgery an hour ago and already have an appointment for this evening (again rugby related 🫨). 10/10 280
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Having a scab is great because you get a free crispy snack every day for a week or two 3100
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Work rolled out a mandatory system update and now my laptop runs fast and smooth. This is the worst day of my life, my main excuse is DEAD 1170
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 01/09/2026No one explicitly invited your kids to pride so honestly I don’t give a fuck if they saw men walking around in speedos. Fuck off Janet 2706
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The true meaning of Pride is Diana Vickers using the stage mic to ask for a free shot between songs 030
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Pride this year feels a lot less crowded and the vibe is much nicer I think. Less of a drop-in festival for hen parties and more of a queer community thing 2230
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I jsut met a real life Zionist in Village Chippy. Pride is ruined 130
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’m bored of straight people dressing like shit and trying to pass it off as queer 090
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Keiran and I got couple-cruised about 3 times last night. Felt very bonita 1270
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026First thing I’m doing when I touch down in Bev Craig’s Themchester (part of Andy Burnham’s United Queerdom) is buying a delicious fruity vape 070
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 27/08/2026T-7 hours until I make my return to Manchester as an international rugby champion 😎 1170
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Feel like absolute shit, I should have gotten a Dr’s letter for my meds instead of being lazy and leaving them at home 170
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Been surrounded by incredibly hot men all week and all I can think about is Keiran 7371
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 23/08/20266 games of rugby later and we’ve won the finals of the tournament. Silverware coming home to the UK 😎 1190
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The aussies are gatekeeping the really good sun cream btw 1150
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Serous fluids all over the hotel bed sheets, it looks like someone died in my bed. All from a 10p sized leg wound 091
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Sorry to be a grumpy bitch whilst you’re all humid posting but 1100
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Playing rugby in Australia is fun but it’s hard to remember to throw the ball upside down so it doesn’t fall into the sky :( 1230
jacob @gaycob2.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I have quite literally never been so pissed on a flight. These attendants are very attentive 0120
