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Auxim

@gay.personinyourph.one
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just a little gay person in your phone who likes old consoles and computers, Linux and most things tech. Pronouns he/they 🏳️‍🌈 Website: auxim.gay

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 02/10/2026
It’s Locktober 🔒 make sure to put a sha-hulud 🪱 infected dependency in 📦 package-lock.json to give your security & compliance officer 💂‍♀️ a spooky 👻 little treat
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 01/10/2026
The my body is a machine meme template that says
Intel ARC Graphics is a MACHINE
THAT TURNS
<Stretched image of a DisplayPort cable>
INTO
<Image of a monitor saying No Signal Detected>
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 30/09/2026
It's a bug, I have no mods installed. It's at a gas station just off I70 near Moab, Utah. Seems to happen as long as you're near/in the refueling marker.
A section of the map from American Truck Simulator. The player is located at a gas station just off I70 near Moab in Utah.
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 30/09/2026
Quantum Break
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 30/09/2026
Also has family sharing on steam because of course it does make it make sense
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 30/09/2026
One of these ain’t even delisted and is published by MS you can buy it on Steam rn for just shy of 10€ man they can’t even do their PR moves right
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 30/09/2026
This game does not support a digital license This game does not support a digital license This game does not support a digital license Digital license claimed This game does not support a digital license This game does not support a digital license Very cool feature Xbox
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 29/09/2026
Didn't know the satnav could beatbox
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 22/09/2026
Honestly my homelab is a not insignificant part of my powerbill and the only saving grace is that I have solar power, but even then I couldn’t rent one of those from a DC for what I pay in electricity for it
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 16/09/2026
Ze noemen het nixOS want nix werkt op dat OS
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 11/09/2026
People joke about Pulseaudio on Linux but this has genuinely been my experience with my Microsoft Windows® 11 Pro worklaptop the past two months
The "you're hired" comic from Cyanide and Happiness. There's no text for the characters, they are mute. Above the door in the last panel is a speaker and text that says "Windows Audio"
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 09/09/2026
Fun fact: Development on the iPhone Duo started back in 2010. However, Steve Jobs would instantly snap every prototype he got in half and demand they make it stronger. Tim Apple kept this up in honour of Steve's legacy. It is only with John Apple that it could finally be released to production.
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 26/08/2026
yo who can spot me a gen 2 wifi device i need to catch them all
A list for filtering. The title is "Wifi Generations". In the list are the following options, with a device count in parantheses behind each: 
- Wifi 1 (1)
- WiFi 3 (3)
- WiFi 4 (19)
- WiFi 5 (1)
- WiFi 6 (3)
- WiFi 7 (1)
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 22/08/2026
Is this just on PC or does it also happen on PS2?
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 19/08/2026
ea may be awful in many ways but still letting people register 17 year old game keys in their store when the license server is offline is pretty decent i mean fuck online activation for physical media but at least i can still play it
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 12/08/2026
I only found out because i was browsing a store looking to spend a gift card just to notice the bestsellers were all eclipse glasses so I figured something was up
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 06/08/2026
Computer program named after author has to be my favoriete genre of software big shout to Irfan and his view and to Roadkil’s Unstoppable Copier Bonus points if they have a website that looks like it has not seen any changes since 2005 but the download page still references the newest OS’s
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 01/08/2026
Ultimate definitely the dlc is great
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 30/07/2026
But London 1961 is still on right???
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 30/07/2026
They used to put more than one sata cable in these (non-modular) psu’s hello seasonic some of us have disk drivers
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 21/07/2026
funny was sharing almost this exact thought with a friend yesterday you really can just trace a direct line from w98 active desktop channel bar to copilot and cloud stuff in win11
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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 14/07/2026
hello! i developed a bot that passively detects and removes all Mr. Beast scam images on Discord. it’s a bot used in 30,000 servers that has a ~10-step detection sequence to always keep ahead of the scams. invite it here :] scrumpbot.com/invite docs.scrumpbot.com/features/blo...
MrBeast Scam Image Protection
Protect your Discord server from MrBeast scam images, fake giveaways, impersonation scams, and other image-based scams. Choose whether Scrump should mute, ban, or kick the sender, delete the message, or only alert your moderation team. Alerts can be sent to a private channel with an optional role ping.
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 11/07/2026
my fuckass xbox keeps turning on for no reason i look down and i see a green ring around the eject button it is so full of mischief
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 06/07/2026
Of course 2 minutes after posting the little slider that pushes out the usb-c or usb-a connector shears off
Meme that says “SanDisk is a machine that turns (picture of NANDflash chip) into (picture of ewaste pile)”
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 06/07/2026
that said this is probably just because sandisk only produces ewaste and isn't just the OS's fault
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 06/07/2026
usb mass storage is diabolical you will copy some files onto it and it says "copy done" and then you go to eject and the OS goes "hold up there buckaroo i wasn't actually finished yet" then why did you just say you were 5 seconds ago????
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 06/07/2026
i know the month just ended but i added pride flags to old windows operating systems :3
Two VM's running in Virtual PC for macOS 10.4 (Tiger)
The left VM runs Windows 2000 and features a program rendering a trans flag, a nonbinary flag and the joke "burger" flag. 

The right VM runs Windows 98 SE and features a program rendering the 6 colour pride flag.
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 05/07/2026
The "This has been discussed extensively you're just 21" tweet is just the evil antithesis to XKCD 1053. Absolute whimsy and wonderless tweet.
XKCD 1053: 

Left Panel: 

I try not to make fun of people for admitting they don't know things.

Because for each thing "Everyone Knows"  by the time they're adults, every day there are, on average, 10,000 people in the US hearing about it for the first time. 

Fraction who have heard of it at birth = 0%
Fraction who have heard of it by 30 ~= 100%
US Birth Rare ~= 4,000,000/year
Number hearing about it for the first time ~= 10,000/day

Right Panel:

If I make fun of people, I train them not to tell me when they have those moments. And I miss out on  the fun. 

Left Character: "Diet Coke and Mentos thing"? What's That?

Right Character: Oh Man! Come on, we're going to the grocery store.

Left: Why?
Right: You're one of today's lucky 10,000.
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 24/06/2026
So this game won’t work on my beautiful Windows XP Home Edition build rockstar you have lost a sale
Store listing for GTA 6 on the Xbox Store. The minimum requirements state it requires an x64 architecture
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 18/06/2026
No discord I will not be updating my Mark of the Devil
A header toast message from Discord saying: "The League of Legends Connection is migrating to Riot ID. Reconnect your account to keep all your profile connections (and earn 200 Orbs!)
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 18/06/2026
I found the Dutch word replacement list for Microsoft Word and now I really wonder why Microsoft felt it prudent that when the user types “boogie woogie” it gets replaced with “boogiewoogie” like this apparently gets typed commonly enough to have a correction preprogrammed
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 16/06/2026
You say “30 tabs” but the way my browser is usually sized it really is like 8 tabs at best before window titles get uncomfortably cut off which is quite annoying when working with gitlab merge requests that start with 12 char long ticket numbers so that’s why I prefer it.
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 14/06/2026
Been wanting to try NixOS but my Arch BTRFS partition is a little too corrupted to resize so I haven't gotten around to it
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 14/06/2026
This whole AUR debacle has me glad there's a bit of downtime between the end of my internship and my return offer to try out another distro
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alice @alice.tf · 14/06/2026
man rip oliver tree. this fucking sucks his music was fun
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 12/06/2026
if you've blindly updated packages from the AUR on Arch (or similar) in the past few days, there is a non-insignificant chance you've run infostealer malware with old or abandoned packages being mass-compromised (see mailing list link below) it probably isn't safe to update anything now, either
lists.archlinux.org
Aur-general - lists.archlinux.org
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 09/06/2026
They added it to the site just now, happy to see that it wasn’t a mistake to release the beta but still a weird goof
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 08/06/2026
ah fair enough, i have a g5 running the hacked one for funsies and it's pretty neat. curious to hear how the watchos 27 goes i'm too scared to try this rn
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 08/06/2026
would be weird but might be just for beta? iirc early versions of snow leopard were bootable on ppc even though it never released for it in the end
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 08/06/2026
NAHHHHH LMAO THE COPE IS INSANE NOW THE UPDATE HAS 0 FEATURES FOR NON-PARENTS god forbid an os should let people install the tools they prefer www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
apple.com
Due to DMA, Siri AI delayed in EU for iOS 27 and iPadOS 27
Due to the Digital Markets Act, Apple will not be able to ship Siri AI in the European Union with the release of iOS 27 and iPadOS 27.
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 08/06/2026
iOS 27? More like 27 reasons to shop elsewhere for my next phone. And fym WatchOS drops Series 6 through 9 the S9 is not even 3 years old what is this 2013 touchwiz era?
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 07/06/2026
I tried the “Modernize” button in Visual Studio for shits and giggles and it spat out a huge plan so I told it to get started and it just said “Yep I’ll get right on that” and nothing happened it’s worth every penny
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 03/06/2026
did u ever put it up to your ear and just go “bigggggg phone”
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 01/06/2026
Booked show tickets from a local theater and the login code took 3 hours to show at least it was instant when I had to request a new code after that but like I didn’t even want to create this account????
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 01/06/2026
DuckDuckGo is a psy-op by Google to make people think nobody could build an actually good competitor to Google
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 01/06/2026
This why I use @kagi.com but unfortunately it costs money (10$)/ month it’s good tho. Every time I check Google because I think they missed something I come back with the realization that kagi had all the worthwhile results and Google just added some extra SEI-spam
static.klipy.com
Arthur Morgan Says 'Money' in RDR2
Alt: Arthur Morgan Says 'Money' in RDR2
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 12/05/2026
nobody even knows about rebasing anymore smh
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pikat @pikat.io · 06/05/2026
drew a duck
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 18/04/2026
what the frick is the “You Bar”?
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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 08/04/2026
I like .NET except for the fact that exceptions are somehow in Dutch. I thought this ran on the Common Language Runtime not the Comedy Language Runtime
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