iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 02/10/2026

It’s Locktober 🔒 make sure to put a sha-hulud 🪱 infected dependency in 📦 package-lock.json to give your security & compliance officer 💂‍♀️ a spooky 👻 little treat

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 30/09/2026

This game does not support a digital license This game does not support a digital license This game does not support a digital license Digital license claimed This game does not support a digital license This game does not support a digital license Very cool feature Xbox

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 16/09/2026

Ze noemen het nixOS want nix werkt op dat OS

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 11/09/2026

People joke about Pulseaudio on Linux but this has genuinely been my experience with my Microsoft Windows® 11 Pro worklaptop the past two months

The "you're hired" comic from Cyanide and Happiness. There's no text for the characters, they are mute. Above the door in the last panel is a speaker and text that says "Windows Audio"

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 09/09/2026

Fun fact: Development on the iPhone Duo started back in 2010. However, Steve Jobs would instantly snap every prototype he got in half and demand they make it stronger. Tim Apple kept this up in honour of Steve's legacy. It is only with John Apple that it could finally be released to production.

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 26/08/2026

yo who can spot me a gen 2 wifi device i need to catch them all

A list for filtering. The title is "Wifi Generations". In the list are the following options, with a device count in parantheses behind each:
- Wifi 1 (1)
- WiFi 3 (3)
- WiFi 4 (19)
- WiFi 5 (1)
- WiFi 6 (3)
- WiFi 7 (1)

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 19/08/2026

ea may be awful in many ways but still letting people register 17 year old game keys in their store when the license server is offline is pretty decent i mean fuck online activation for physical media but at least i can still play it

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 06/08/2026

Computer program named after author has to be my favoriete genre of software big shout to Irfan and his view and to Roadkil’s Unstoppable Copier Bonus points if they have a website that looks like it has not seen any changes since 2005 but the download page still references the newest OS’s

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 30/07/2026

They used to put more than one sata cable in these (non-modular) psu’s hello seasonic some of us have disk drivers

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୧ ‧₊˚ abigail ⋅ᰔᩚ @abi.pet · 14/07/2026

hello! i developed a bot that passively detects and removes all Mr. Beast scam images on Discord. it’s a bot used in 30,000 servers that has a ~10-step detection sequence to always keep ahead of the scams. invite it here :] scrumpbot.com/invite docs.scrumpbot.com/features/blo...

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 11/07/2026

my fuckass xbox keeps turning on for no reason i look down and i see a green ring around the eject button it is so full of mischief

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 06/07/2026

usb mass storage is diabolical you will copy some files onto it and it says "copy done" and then you go to eject and the OS goes "hold up there buckaroo i wasn't actually finished yet" then why did you just say you were 5 seconds ago????

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 06/07/2026

i know the month just ended but i added pride flags to old windows operating systems :3

Two VM's running in Virtual PC for macOS 10.4 (Tiger)
The left VM runs Windows 2000 and features a program rendering a trans flag, a nonbinary flag and the joke "burger" flag.

The right VM runs Windows 98 SE and features a program rendering the 6 colour pride flag.

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 05/07/2026

The "This has been discussed extensively you're just 21" tweet is just the evil antithesis to XKCD 1053. Absolute whimsy and wonderless tweet.

XKCD 1053:

Left Panel:

I try not to make fun of people for admitting they don't know things.

Because for each thing "Everyone Knows" by the time they're adults, every day there are, on average, 10,000 people in the US hearing about it for the first time.

Fraction who have heard of it at birth = 0%
Fraction who have heard of it by 30 ~= 100%
US Birth Rare ~= 4,000,000/year
Number hearing about it for the first time ~= 10,000/day

Right Panel:

If I make fun of people, I train them not to tell me when they have those moments. And I miss out on the fun.

Left Character: "Diet Coke and Mentos thing"? What's That?

Right Character: Oh Man! Come on, we're going to the grocery store.

Left: Why?
Right: You're one of today's lucky 10,000.

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 24/06/2026

So this game won’t work on my beautiful Windows XP Home Edition build rockstar you have lost a sale

Store listing for GTA 6 on the Xbox Store. The minimum requirements state it requires an x64 architecture

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 18/06/2026

No discord I will not be updating my Mark of the Devil

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 18/06/2026

I found the Dutch word replacement list for Microsoft Word and now I really wonder why Microsoft felt it prudent that when the user types “boogie woogie” it gets replaced with “boogiewoogie” like this apparently gets typed commonly enough to have a correction preprogrammed

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 14/06/2026

This whole AUR debacle has me glad there's a bit of downtime between the end of my internship and my return offer to try out another distro

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alice @alice.tf · 14/06/2026

man rip oliver tree. this fucking sucks his music was fun

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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 12/06/2026

if you've blindly updated packages from the AUR on Arch (or similar) in the past few days, there is a non-insignificant chance you've run infostealer malware with old or abandoned packages being mass-compromised (see mailing list link below) it probably isn't safe to update anything now, either

lists.archlinux.org

Aur-general - lists.archlinux.org

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 08/06/2026

NAHHHHH LMAO THE COPE IS INSANE NOW THE UPDATE HAS 0 FEATURES FOR NON-PARENTS god forbid an os should let people install the tools they prefer www.apple.com/newsroom/202...

apple.com

Due to DMA, Siri AI delayed in EU for iOS 27 and iPadOS 27

Due to the Digital Markets Act, Apple will not be able to ship Siri AI in the European Union with the release of iOS 27 and iPadOS 27.

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 08/06/2026

iOS 27? More like 27 reasons to shop elsewhere for my next phone. And fym WatchOS drops Series 6 through 9 the S9 is not even 3 years old what is this 2013 touchwiz era?

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pikat @pikat.io · 06/05/2026

drew a duck

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 08/04/2026

I like .NET except for the fact that exceptions are somehow in Dutch. I thought this ran on the Common Language Runtime not the Comedy Language Runtime

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 07/04/2026

I ran out of storage on my PDS and somehow this manifested itself as the site saying I needed to complete age assurance

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 12/03/2026

A second row of stuck pixels has appeared on my screen wehhhhhh

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 05/03/2026

Linux: Does not support League of Legends Xbox Project Helix: Supports League of Legends Conclusion: Linux wins

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X ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 04/03/2026

i only get my news from the finest of websites, and folks, its bad

a parody of that windows 12 """""""news"""""""" story going around from tech4gamers.com claiming windows 12 is real, releasing this year, and my friend

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 13/02/2026

Intel Arc is a real mess huh already had two BSoD’s in my brand new work laptop

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 08/02/2026

and suddenly my keyboard came back to life after shutting down my pc and turning it back on??? it sure as hell was dead earlier

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 08/02/2026

crapchron k2 max shit the bed anybody got some reccs for keyboard brands that are good and don't break the bank?

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 27/01/2026

share this picture to scare /r/linux_gaming users

Cropped screenshot from the GNOME Settings app.

It features a bright green locked padlocked in a dimmer green circle with the following text below it:

Secure Boot is Active

Protected against malicious software when the device starts.

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 14/01/2026

gta 6 could have had three protagonists if windows phone still existed

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 31/12/2025

screw new years resolutions in 2026 I will become a Vectrex

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 27/12/2025

i could probably beat half life 2 in the time it takes for my ps4 to dump a single game

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 15/12/2025

sorting out the cable box and somehow found USB-A to USB-A (illegal) USB-A to barrel plug (wtf) USB-A receptacle to Xbox Controller port DS charger with UK plug (I'm European) ATX power cable with UK plug (I'm European)

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 14/12/2025

your room can brighten up so much if you hang art on the wall

Picture of an HP DL380G9 2U Server mounted to my wall, with cables coming out the back. Besides the server is a framed pictured of my cat.

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 04/12/2025

my woke background processes will never be stooping so low as to live in the cis-tray

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 02/12/2025

"do you want to enable 2 Factor Authentication for your new account" YOU ARE A SHOE STORE GO AWAY

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 02/12/2025

i'm gonna need a boomer's help on this one chief

Screenshot of a text saying "How would you rate your experience with watching TV?"

Below it is a set of radio buttons ranging that allows one to choose between Novice, Intermediate and Proficient.

Taken from https://developers.google.com/cast/codelabs/cast-receiver#0

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 28/11/2025

hello designers working on desktop applications based on web technology i need you to understand that if you want your UI to feel faster for free you should not change the cursor to a pointer when it's hovering over something just do a small highlight on the element instead thank you

Screenshot from Collabora Office Desktop for Linux. Notice how the cursor transforms into a pointer when hovering over a menu item.

A screenshot from TextMaker Free. Notice how the cursor does not change when hovering over menu items.

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Wam ✨ @wamwoowam.co.uk · 25/11/2025

hey @microsoft.com dressing your office 365 ads as security software is a pretty fucked up thing to do if you ask me

window titled "Microsoft Defender" prompting me to sign in with my Microsoft account

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 11/11/2025

when people said "computers should put the human first" i don't think that they meant spinning up the cpu fan by hand because it won't go otherwise

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 08/11/2025

you've heard of dnsmasc get ready for dnsfem

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 04/11/2025

all those people on Discord using serif'd fonts make me feel like there's something wrong with linux font rendering again

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Auxim @gay.personinyourph.one · 04/11/2025

trying to figure out why my bridge isn't getting an ip even though i set it up correctly (i thought) just to find out i put the DHCP range to end at 194.168.4.254 rah

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