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Gav Thorpe

@gavthorpe.co.uk
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New York Times Bestselling Author, world creator, consultant and games developer specialising in SF and Fantasy. Proud daddy. Whitecishet. He / him.

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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 11/10/2026
Because space. Thought it was later in the series, though.
Cover of Fighting Fantasy book 4: Starship Traveller by Steve Jackson.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 10/10/2026
Good turn out, lovely to meet many local authors and readers.
A hall filled with book stalls and people.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 03/10/2026
Sort of like this?
Poster for the movie Hoppers that shows a giant shark being carried by loads of gulls.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 28/09/2026
I think it was a Dead Lions LARP group.
Mick Herron spy novel Dead Lions, which has shenanigans happening in Oxfordshire.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 26/09/2026
If you see this, post a random wrestling picture.
Jeff Hardy getting dropped on his nads on the top rope.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 21/09/2026
Only one game to play for the hedgehog hospital.
Cover of Dragonroar rpg including giant war hedgehog wielding a battle axe.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 18/09/2026
His brother ended up as a Chapter serf.
Boney from Trapdoor. A claymation skull.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 14/09/2026
Who did Andrew Garfield piss off to deserve this lazy swipe? Ah. Wikipedia tells us “Garfield has publicly expressed support for Palestine … Garfield has often criticised the capitalist system and consumerism.”
Text from article reads:  that stars Andrew Garfield (Spider-Man: No way Home)
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 08/09/2026
Guitarii.
An 80s hair rock-inspired Slaaneshi noise marine with armour bedecked in animal prints and riotous rainbow colours. Wields a sonic blaster shaped liked an electric guitar.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 07/09/2026
Local growth for local people... A lot of local shops opening soon?
BBC news screen shot of John Healey with the chyron reading:

Chancellor: Local leaders to deliver local growth
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 02/09/2026
If you see this, post a not-quite Star Trek…
A still from 80s sci-fi “game show” The Adventure Game. A group of regular folks survey a grid of linked stepping stones across the void of space. One of them will attempt to cross and inevitably get destroyed by the roving energy vortex which was frankly terrifying to a ten year old Gav.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 30/08/2026
Mine doesn’t. (iPhone)
Shot of Google maps. Lake Ontario is marked Lake Ontario.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 28/08/2026
That can be arranged.
Photo of an old Dragonroar rpg box - cover illustration is of a fantasy fighter confronting a pair of goblins, with a giant war hedgehog wielding a battle axe and a chameleon-like dragon overhead.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 22/08/2026
Post a picture that should be an album cover.
A close-up of a bloodshot eye with a red blotch next to the iris, a window reflected on the pupil.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 19/08/2026
Ha ha. No.
Helldivers 2 gif.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 15/08/2026
Or…
Box of old Citadel dwarf trebuchet Gob-Lobber that uses bound goblins as ammo.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 12/08/2026
His codec was a bit bigger though.
Stop motion animation of Mr Spoon from Button Moon, standing in front of a radar thing with a big round button.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 12/08/2026
Lesser known FOXHOUND operative.
Backing cardboard for a utensil that says Solid Spoon.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 09/08/2026
Post says 

Philip Bump@pbump.com • 4h
thats a whole new sentence. wtf are you talking aboutScreenshot says 

No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 01/08/2026
(Though I contest that Old Painless is what Blain calls himself rather than a name for the minigun).
T-shirt 

Picture of a multi-barrelled cannon. 

Text reads: Old Painless 6 barrelled rotary Gatling gun.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 30/07/2026
My bun has nice buns.
A brioche roll with a split top that resembles firm buttocks.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 22/07/2026
Maybe misinterpreted this scene.
Derek Smalls, rock legend of This is Spinal Tap, is beeped at an airport x-ray machine and has to pull a foil-wrapped cucumber out of his skin tight trousers.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 21/07/2026
Drexl: [In the Night Club after he has beaten Clarence] He must have thought it was eyelashes day. It ain't eyelashes day, is it? Marty: Nah man, It ain't eyelashes day.
Two Bluesky posts from my feed. The first is about an F1 driver’s eyelashes. The second is about Andy Burnham’s eyelashes.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 20/07/2026
The traditional way to cook haggis is to wait until it explodes. That’s when you know it’s ready. Right?
Photo of an oven interior with haggis splattered over the side and bottom.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 18/07/2026
Can I petition the internet to change the term for black cats from Voids to Arae, please?
The Arae: Spirits Of Curses
The Arae were female spirits who enforced curses, particularly those sworn by people who had been wronged. Their name translates roughly to "curses" in Greek, and they represented the physical manifestation of vengeance.
These frightening spirits featured:
• Black bodies that absorbed light
• Bloodshot eyes that never blinked
• Snake-like hair similar to the Furies
• Long talons for ripping flesh
• Wings that made no sound in flight
In the underworld, they punished the souls of oath-breakers and those who had harmed others, tormenting them with the same suffering they had caused in life.
The Arae highlight the Greek belief in divine justice - that no evil deed goes unpunished, even if that punishment must wait until death.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 17/07/2026
It’s getting nearly impossible to detect AI spam… /sarcasm
Email:

Dear Gary,

I hope you're doing well. I recently came across your upcoming release, AP Environmental Science Premium, 2027, and was impressed by how comprehensively it prepares students for success while making environmental science more approachable and engaging

It's clear that your years of teaching experience have shaped a resource that will be invaluable to both students and educators.

I'm Jim Davidson, and I organize the Denver Gay Book Club, a thoughtfully curated LGBTQ+ reading community of over 1,000 active members who also enjoy discovering impactful nonfiction and educational works that inspire learning and meaningful conversation.

Although your book is still awaiting its August 4 release, I'd love to explore the possibility of featuring it in our community around launch time. We enjoy highlighting authors whose work informs, empowers, and encourages readers to engage with important issues, and I believe your book would make a valuable addition.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 10/07/2026
The Dog from The Thing. Best doggo that is also an alien organism that will wipe out humanity. 11/10.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 24/06/2026
A pack of dishwasher pods. Finish Powerball Quantum.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 19/06/2026
Excited about this new anime show.
Screenshot:

NASA logo

Aftermath of Stellar Explosions

NASA Newsletter
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 15/06/2026
I think the Storm of Vengeance cover is one of my all-time favourites. Battle Magic box is another.
The cover is mostly cold blues with a wizard on the mid left during lightning bolts. A fire-wreathed bright wizard staves with dust out stretch occupying the reds-and-oranges of the bottom right quarter.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 14/06/2026
Inspired to give this a go with some ‘Cotswold Crunch’ flour mix. Needed to turn it sooner as my over temp isn’t even front-to-back, hence the dark patch.
A round casserole-dish shaped malted loaf on a cooling rack.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 14/06/2026
Looks fine to me.
A google maps image of Salem that had been obviously horizontally flipped, including the text.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 14/06/2026
Started this yesterday. Rec’d on a panel at World FantasyCon. Might have been @tiffaniangus.bsky.social but might not…
A green book with black text and illustration of a pitcher plant. 

ZOË SCHLANGER

THE LIGHT EATERS
How the New Science of Plant Intelligence
Expands Our View of Life on Earth
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 13/06/2026
I was gifted a copy of Dictionary of Ecclesiastical Terms and I found this in it the other day.
Very old paper bookmark advertising

The Seaside
Convalescent Hospital.
Seaford, Sussex.
patron:
HIS MAJESTY THE KING.
FOUNDED 1860. 
Annual Expenditure £3,049
Certain Income  £147
Balance £2,902
TO BE OBTAINED ENTIRELY BY VOLUNTARY CONTRIBUTIONS.
The Other Side will interest YOU.Reverse of bookmark with line drawing of the convalescent home. 

The Seaside Convalescent
Hospital, Seaford.
UNENDOWED. For Convalescents UNDENOMINATIONAL.
of either sex over ten years of age.
120 BEDS. *
* OPEN ALL THE YEAR ROUND
OVER 35,000 PATIENTS ADMITTED.
Chairman
- - Sir WILLIAM BULL, M.P.
Treasurer -
- - G. J. MARJORIBANKS.
Secretary: Willoughby Bullock,
12, Clifford's Inn, London, E.C.
The Secretary will gladly send Report and
Full Particulars.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 06/06/2026
Look at the state of this one. (Bart proving again that he can sleep in any position)
A black cat asleep on a big bean bag. He is lying on his side with hind legs stretch alongside his body towards his head, between his forelegs which are pointing bumwarda.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 05/06/2026
It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it. The Vronski Dossier continues to look at the strange new arrivals in Zeo Genesis. #miniatures #gaming #nerdlings www.zeogenesis.com/blog/vronski...
A mock technical readout and footage of a six-limbed alien and its weapons. Text reads
Hostile Type One (HT1)
Clearly Terrestiral
-Sauropsida?
- Endoskeleton
-Hexapodal body.
3 bilateral pairings
-Double opposing pollexical digits
HT-1 small arms V1
HT -1 melee arms V1
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 01/06/2026
It’s the aerial assassin. (ok, I’m done now)
Wrestler Will Ospreay with a tv aerial crudely photoshopped into his hand.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 31/05/2026
Just finished the excellent The Spy and the Traitor by Ben Macintyre and about to start Dead Lions by Mick Herron (on an espionage kick at the moment…)
 Paperback of Mick Herron’s Dead Lions showing a black silhouette of a tall office block against a graduated yellow background. Has the tagline ‘Not all secrets go to the grave’.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 29/05/2026
Uh-oh.
Linktree landing page - The page you’re looking for doesn’t exist.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 26/05/2026
As an indication of scale, the downed Zeo is a Soldat.
Black and white illustration of an armored mech suit with gun and shield. It is about twice as tall as the trooper next to it and much bulkier.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 26/05/2026
Turns out that we're not alone in the universe. Check out the Vronski Dossiers for the latest intel on these invaders of the One Hundred Suns. www.zeogenesis.com/blog/vronski... #ZeoGenesis #Nerdlings #Miniatures #TabletopGames #Gaming
Colour illustration depicting a degraded weapons-cam still in which is shown a large scaly, armored alien humanoid lizard-thing with a crystal-bladed halberd and sword, standing atop the broken remains of an armored mech suit.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 07/05/2026
Satomi is getting z-spaced out in the latest Zeo Genesis webcomic. Read the story here: www.zeogenesis.com/webcomics
Comic panel illustration: A stylised figure in blue is floating uncontrolled against a swirling kinda digital pink background.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 03/05/2026
He can work an eyepatch.
A movie still of topless Kurt Russel with long tousled  surf hair and an eyepatch, from Captain Ron.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 29/04/2026
Added in 2008, it seems.
Photo of the back of a book 

Skirmish Wargaming is a classic from the history of wargaming
It was the first widespread set of popular rules for playing skirmish level battles on the table top with handfuls of figures aside.
The book includes:
Generic rules for skirmish wargaming
Scenarios including period rules for:
Vikings! (850AD)
Archers in France June (1429)
English Civil War Cavalry Action (1643)
The Jolly Roger (1715)
The 95th Rifles in the Pennisula War (1813)
The French Foreign Legion in Mexico (1866)
The Massacre at Isandhwana (1879)
The Old West (1888)
First World War Trench Raid (1916)
Street Fighting in Cassino (1944)
This new edition, includes two additional scenario's:
To Claim our Long-forgotten Gold (Fantasy, Third Age)
Mining Station Sigma 9 (Science fiction, Year 3015, far future)
Guidance on how to play solo skirmish wargames
Printed as part of the History of Wargaming Project
www.johncurryevents.co.uk
ISBN 978-1-4092-2389-4
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 26/04/2026
We were there too! Ah. We could have met up. It was a lot of fun.
A photo of two battling robots in an arena made of transparent polycarbonate. One of the robots is being flipped through the air.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 23/04/2026
Upgrade?
A painting by Roger Garland of the elven swan-prowed ships of Alqualondë, used as the cover of the 1983 paperback edition of The Silmarillion.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 22/04/2026
Meme of space ship officer sweating as he chooses between two button to press. They buttons are identical except that one is labelled Rude and the other Honest.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 19/04/2026
Some kobolds from @fenrisgames.com that finally made it to the paint table. #nerdlings #miniatures
Miniatures. Small reptilian beings with crude weapons of bone, wood and stone. They are painted red and are on bases of grey cobbles and bricks.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 18/04/2026
This what we have…
A black cat splooted on his back with legs akimbo.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 09/04/2026
New arrival from @davecook.bsky.social and co 🙂
A copy of the comic Killtopia Phantoms issue 1.
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