iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

AI is terrible for a lot of reasons, but I’m most upset that no one thinks any pictures of me are real now because of the hands.

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marble-gallery.bsky.social @marble-gallery.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

Video version now available! Again thanks to anyone who’s listened to these past 100 episodes! Thanks to @cripplethreat8.bsky.social for joining us! youtu.be/yQlNz-QbO0I?...

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XBOX LOSES MAJOR LEADERSHIP! | PHIL SPENCER IS OUT! | Podcast 572 Episode 100!

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

They’re making me wear a mask at this hospital. Ugh! I can’t breathe. I can’t function at all. The only thing I feel I could still do is be an ICE agent.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

I bought an expensive hobby box of basketball cards tonight. If I don’t hit a Detlef Schrempf, may God have mercy on us all.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

I think I’m just going to turn this into a sports account but one where I just yell when someone does something cool.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

My son insisted on sleeping with a box of cupcake mix last night. I hope he stays a little weirdo as long as possible.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Every time I think I’d like to get a project going, I remember that even if it caught on, it would just end up with hundreds of strangers calling me a fat T-Rex anyway.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

There are people already lined up outside Target to put in a preorder for the Switch 2. I hope they get rained on. I want them to get their console but I want them to earn it.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

I wouldn’t be so upset by rich celebrities going to space if we were leaving them there.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

I get back to the States after 16 days away tomorrow. I was going to kiss the ground when I landed, but I don’t want Katy Perry’s sloppy seconds.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

I almost stepped on a monitor lizard today which I never thought is a sentence I’d say.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

I’m out of the country right now. Gotta check my 401K next week when I get home. I assume it’s skyrocketing.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

I’m on the way to Japan. It sucks that I’m doing it today and no one believes me.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

Easily the most annoying day for social media to exist.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

My fitness goals are losing enough weight where I can poop on a plane.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Oh hell, there’s a Chuck E. Cheese here.

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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

Rubio sank so far into that couch I was honestly afraid JD Vance might fuck him.

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bobbo6886.bsky.social @bobbo6886.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Bobbo's World Interviews comedian Ryan Niemiller . The @cripplethreat8.bsky.social We discuss Wrestling. @aewontv.bsky.social. He talks his time at AGT. youtu.be/oxckEJ9vZRM?... Go like, comment, share, subscribe.

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Bobbo's World Interviews @CrippleThreat8 Ryan Niemiller. We talk wrestling, growing up, comedy etc.

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Brent Terhune @brentterhune.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Picking up your grandpa at the eye doctor

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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Tomb Raider IV-VI Remastered (courtesy of @aspyr.com). Giveaway ends Feb 18th, 6 PM PT Available now on PC and consoles www.tombraider.com/products/gam...

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Hooters for one just hits different. And by different I mean kind of skeazy.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Last leg of my parlay I need to hit is an Eagles fan eating police horse shit to celebrate this win. Not cashing out. I think I can hit it.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

It was a true honor for Travis Kelce to allow himself to get stomped out in front of the man who openly hates his girlfriend.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Mitch McConnell fell today. Did someone roll him over so he didn’t get stuck on his back?

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I'm upset that I've recently learned that I don't have the kind of disability that lets me get away with doing racist stuff. If you don't like this joke, that's okay. I still throw my heart out to you.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Even though it hurts when it happens, I at least take comfort in the fact that I get made fun of way less in public than someone who has a Cybertruck.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

On the bright side, with the Eagles winning, we got another chance for a fan to eat police horse shit.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

What video games we playing this week?

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

Had a great weekend in Janesville, WI. Three dynamite shows. Next week I go to the Royal Rumble and then Sunday in Fort Wayne. If you see me, say hi. I’ll be the one who looks like me.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

I’m in Janesville, WI this Friday and Saturday at the Comedy Cabin. Shows will be fire. Weather will not be.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

I want to say that I hope the Chiefs lose, but if I do, I'm scared the refs will call an unnecessary roughness penalty on the Texans.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Order of preference for teams left in the playoffs to win the Super Bowl Lions Texans Bills Commanders Rams Eagles Ravens Meteor kills us all Getting a flesh-eating bacteria Having my testicles impaled by a bull’s horn …. Chiefs

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

I love boneless wings. And anyone who takes issue with that and makes a big deal about them being chicken nuggets, I hope you develop a personality soon.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

My son has randomly started saying the word “kadam” and he’ll say it any time he sees Elmo’s legs. Any ideas? Because my wife doesn’t like that I think he’s saying, “Goddamn, look at dem legs!”

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

There has to be a better way for a company to tell you your loan has been paid in full than sending an e-mail that says, "YOUR AUTOPAY HAS BEEN DEACTIVATED. PLEASE CALL US TO CONTINUE PAYMENTS."

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

I’m up to 100 followers on here now! Take that, everyone who got 100K within 12 seconds of making their account!

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

How’s my 2025 going? Almost shit my pants in a library.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

Happy New Year, you titans of industry!

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Excited I’m back on the roster at the Ice House in Pasadena. It was the very first place I ever did standup. A little holiday pick-me-up.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Glad to see the Cubs acquire Kyle Tucker. And now with that trade, it opens up a spot for me at third base.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Now that Juan Soto has signed, I can finally sign with a team. Open for business, MLB execs.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

I feel like I’m the only person who hasn’t figured out Bluesky.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Give me all of your sports and non-sports cards please so I can sort and organize them and put them in binders like the intense little dork I am.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Live your life on a way where people don’t cheer when you die.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Starter packs are apparently big here to get followers when really it should be Starter jackets.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

My 1-year-old son decided not to make any noise when he woke up so I never heard him and got him up way too late. He’s now 26.

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Ryan Niemiller @cripplethreat8.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

As a theater person, I want to go see Wicked. I will not watch it in a movie theater though, because theater people will be there.

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