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Haggard Pedestrian

@gaudeeznutz.bsky.social
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I formerly drafted grocery stores & currently wonder what I did to fall so far from god’s graces. Giving the best by date a run for its money. Expect skeets concerning Walla Walla. I use this account to complain

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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i am stuck within a curious dream
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
gays and gals, happy fall equinox
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root @freshroots.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
what a blissful life it must be to live to blast Creed on the back of your bike for all on the bike path to hear as you pedal in the cool late summer evening
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
anyway I’m going to look for a nice pair of pants
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
the luckiest people on this earth are those who get to die quickly in their death
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
gonna drown my misery in burger grease, you want in?
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
a shame that it’s such a beautiful day in Portland because it’s making jt so difficult to find a place to crash out on the South Waterfront
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I asked the brick what it wanted to be, and it told me to be decaying, to be a pile of dust, at the foot of a once great cathedral, now falling in upon itself, sounds nice
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
no human was meant to endure this psychological torture
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
didn’t anticipated being emotionally suckerpunched in the gut today. Far from the first holocaust place of memory I’ve been to, but it was the quote about the smell that got me. Oma didn’t talk about it much because it pained her a lot, but she told me the same thing. Missing her a lot lately
Photo of the signage for the Oregon Holocaust Memorial. It is a carved gray stone amongst grasses, ferns, and shrubbery.Photo from within the memorial. Scattered bronze sculptural pieces, imitating the items lost as victims to genocide were corralled to the places of their eventual death, lay to either side of the path that leads to the memorial wall at the center of the image. The path features small stones and long stones set equidistantly from one another, likely to replicate the patterning of railroad trestles. All of this is set amongst the lush green lawn and forest of Washington Park. A cast metal plaque inset on the memorial wall, which is clad in split-face stone. The quote on the plaque says „Never will I forget the smell of Auschwitz.”photo of a dark, polished stone wall that is reflective. Carved into the wall is the inscription „Beneath this rock are interred soil and ash from the six killing-center camps of the Holocaust:
Chełmno
Treblinka
Sobibór
Bełżec
Majdanek
Auschwitz-Birkenau”
At the foot of the polished stone wall is a small pile of plants and items left in memory of someone. In the foreground, and the very bottom of the frame, are stacked pebbles, which are a memorial tradition from those of the Jewish faith.
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
responding to alt text to say I was waiting for a car to hit me to put me out of my misery, but none did so I went about my day
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
periodic I love Portland post
View of downtown portland and beyond cut off by the hedges at the overlook in the Portland Japanese Garden. The photo is framed at the top and bottom by built elements of a pavilion
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i love da train
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
god bless the pasco amtrak station specifically
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
theyve never seen a man so full of dietary supplements
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ate a burrito. nearly killed me. all good now. will try harder next time
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
umarellmaxxing
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
dam shawty your gait is preposterous
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jims @jims.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
they did 9/11 on a grape. has anyone done this bit yet? has anyone even reached beyond their shell to sup at the oceanic grail, that most whole cup of salted vim and vigour? has anyone dared to stare defiance back into the sun's hateful glare? it doesn't want you to win, but i do. it's ok to cry
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
all fun and games until the men show up wearing gitis
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
while you had contempt for those less intelligent than you, I had contempt for yhe sun. too hot
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🔪🔪Jonah 🔪🔪 @chateaucat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Harriet Powers, Bible Quilt, 1885-86
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
burritoes are the souls of the burrifeet
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
let it be known that I saw a dam today
old light pendant fixture cut in half by the concrete stair stringer. It’s glowing with a soft yellow light.danger signs. top one is yellow with black text and says “DANGER: PLOP required for ceuling fans before crane or lighting maintenance”
bottom sign is on a white backgroubd with danger in white text on a red over on a black rectangle. bottom is in black text that says “ALL EMPLOYEES WHOSE WORK DOES NOT REQUIRE THEM TO ENTER THIS ROOM MUST KEEP OUT”conduits. a flexible conduit is taped and sealed in a white box behind it, and it emerges from the topold sheet of paper on a pin board that says “11.070 The members shall have the right to review and ratify majority vote any collective bargaining agreement.”
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
stopping by the piss machine, yall need anything?
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Rachel Cole @rmartincole.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Cover of "Bicycling in Tennessee: A framework for establishing state policies" with title above an outline line drawing of two people on bicycles.
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
never met a dog I didnt bark at
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
in heaven there’s a gansito with your name on it
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
skipping the extracted vanilla and dumping pure vodka into my overnight oats instead
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
don’t care didn’t ask eating beans
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
logged out of bluesky dot com two weeks ago and immediately became enlightened. i saw the face of the Buddha, but i told him no, my work is not yet done. i grasped nirvana and turned away to become a bodhisattva of dogshit posting, for the benefit of all Beings.
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
still thinking about this creature entry at the Walla Walla Fair. she nailed it, that is indeed a creature
creature entry into the fair. The creature competition requires the use of produce to create a creature. The creature’s body is a pineapple, it’s eyes appear to be the base of stems of carrots. Its teeth are haphazardly hot glued corn kernels, with no lips or other indication of a mouth. It wears a hula skirt of wilting kale. It’s arms and clawed feet might be sweet pepper sticks? They’re shriveled so it’s hard to tell. 

The presence of teeth and lack of mouth indicate that it does not eat but does attack. Its hula skirt indicates that it loves to party and dance. The skirt and teeth and sending mixed signals, so it’s best to keep your distance and say hello from afar or across from walls.

It is both mortifying and beautiful. It won a first place ribbon, deservedly so.
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
bluesky isn’t brave enough to quantify my bean posting
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
slugs do not believe in aftercare
two slugs on a sidewalk surrounded by slime trails. they are slinking away from a big slime mess. Fairly certain they were acting out in the Age of the Exhibitionist
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
gays and gals, it’s Simmering Rebecca Black Fall
photo I took on my walk to work this morning of the ephemeral gayness in the universe manifesting itself through a rainbow in the Marcus Whitman Hotel’s sprinkler system. Making it’s appearance in honor of Rebecca Black’s album being released today, officially welcoming in Simmering Rebecca Black Fall
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I wish I had a stratovolcano watching over me at all hours of the day 😔💔
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
my aunt asks me if I want this quilt top my great grandma made like 50 years ago and said “it’s a little ugly”, and then she sends me this?????
quilt top that smells kinda bad because it’s at least 50 years old spread over my couch. Its pattern is alternating Sierpinski triangles and large white blank triangles. The triangles are clearly inspired by the late 60s early 70s color palette, with a majority of the patterned fabric containing flowers. Baby is dumbfounded and now I guess I’m gonna have to buy a sewing machine because no way in hell am I hand quilting this stinky bad boy
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
you don’t even know about grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
is that a banana in your pocket or are your pants normally that mushy
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
normalize being too gay to function
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
new boot goofin? at an hour such as this?
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
performing menial tasks with my non-dominant hand and it’s just as awful as you might expect
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I dislike measuring cultural moments within my life by multiple decades
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Gina Adams, artist of part (non enrolled) Ojibwe heritage, sews text from the 'American Indian Treaties' onto quilts, highlighting the deception and violence used to marginalize Native Americans in the formation of the US #WomensArt
Quited artwork with hexagon shapes and text covering the surface
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a matt @thrillhowse.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
when i go out to lunch i wanna have a club sandwich. a club club sandwich.
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the dutxh have not angered me lately. something is awry
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
giggling is a perfect word
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Haggard Pedestrian @gaudeeznutz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
here today, gansito tomorrow
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