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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF

@gateaupardeux.bsky.social
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Personal/Suggestive 🔞 account for a gator who likes food, spooky stuff, and any moment of time between working too much! I post more latex, pooltoy, plush here than on my NSFW 🎈🤽🧤 Male, He/Him, Gay, 35. ☀️Orlando🌴 ✨🐊✨

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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 1h
I just wanna do casual low-commitment kinky things with friends while other stuff is going on--board games, conversation, watching tv, food--drifting in and out like it's a natural thing, but I'm still a bit too chickenshit to initiate and ask because I'm perpetually thinking no one likes me lol!!!!
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 3h
Need to save money but also need to have more latex. I feel incomplete without having socks, pants, undergarments, a full top, catsuit, mask/hood, but it's so expensive 😔 I've been getting along fine pairing my few pieces with other cool things but I feel like I'm missing something and missing out.
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waffles @wafflesdoesart.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Samurai fox 🦊 Posca on cardboard measuring about 3ft tall
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 4h
It took me forever to feel comfortable enough with my body to take photos and be sexy with it, and now I'm feeling sexier with my body being more and more covered with latex and rubber. Feels like a weird move back that's actually so much more forward!
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 4h
Good friends are those who will stop what they're doing to take some teasy photos before just continuing on as normal
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 9h
Cheese time 🐊🧀✨
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 13h
New gloves to play with 💅
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need to go to sleep because I can't stop buying things for $10 each online
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𝙫𝙧𝙞𝙡𝙡 @vrill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
almost 2027 and no ones kidnapped me yet sighhhhhhhhh 🙄
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Alpha 🔜 MFF @wolfio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't hurt em!
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
happy for her
el patron mexican cocinala patrona cocina mexicana
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When the exact people you want to see Like your horny posts end up Liking them 🌈💛🐊💦✨
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yip-yip-yippee! 🎃
Registration for Howl-o-Plex
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Arin @actionmartini.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Deflatable Shark for Xan
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I need to live my life more fully, I need to run it with more adventure and wonder, I need to be freaky and true to myself, abandon fear and embrace the anxiety as the work of desire
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Notichu @notichu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Commission done for @jackacoon.bsky.social Featuring: @zephiro.bsky.social @jackacoon.bsky.social I thank them for the support, they are both very sweet. I wish you all a wonderful week! ^w^ awooooo
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Rocko Screens @rockoscreens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 1 Episode 6A - Leap Frogs - Frame 253
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Ripley @h0lycr0w.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
presentation matters
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Gotta get those last minute foot & pose pics of your incredibly hot kitty friends before the hotel kicks you out @lemonjacket.bsky.social 💛🧡
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
2am tasty drink and nonsense snack time 😋
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm collecting too much cheese again, I must have a cheese party soon or containment will burst
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Someone needs to invent an ice cream sandwich that doesn't make it look like I gave the Five-Finger Death Punch to someone's asshole
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gosh, I like to complain too when something actually sucks, but it's really draining seeing someone doing nothing except for that about themselves and everything else 100% of the time. The world is already an awful place, so why not find and create joy however you can?
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'M SO HORNY TODAY!!!!!!!!! 🚨🗣️📢📢📢
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yum yum 😋
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Der Nooks @dernooks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🌬🐊
An anthropomorphic crocodile, wearing an open rain jacket and holding an umbrella against the wind while standing at a windy beach.
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think it's kinda neat how my default thought processing of "wouldn't ___ be easier/better if I was just dead instead" is still ever-present but it's now just a blip like swatting away a fat fly instead of a deer ramming its body into my car
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's very easy to break yourself out of complicated emotional cycles by instead imagining being a pervert with friends.
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but black dynamite i jerk off to cartoons @pawdrugs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
thats craaaaazy how did this even happen whaaat haha woww #pawdruggings for the kind @cocoin.bsky.social
baphy stepping all over a flustered green beast and loudly teasing
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Basil @basilhare.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
@shamerli.bsky.social has been one of my favorite artists for a long time, and is an absolute pleasure to work with. "Fall down seven times, get up eight."
Art of Basil the snowshoe hare in a traditional martial arts uniform, lying on a dojo floor looking quite exhausted but happy.
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Short King🎃Scream Queen @curiah.city · 20/09/2026
Creative freedom commission for a client on Ko-fi! 🎨 #Commission #DigitalArt #Pokemon #Smeargle
An illustration of a smeargle with purple paint on their tail. They're wearing a spiked collar, black tshirt and beanie hat, and dark khaki shorts. They give the devil horns while playfully sticking out the tongue.
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The sooner I become a pooltoy, the better
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I feel like when I clean up my apartment it helps me become more efficient, but when I start cleaning up too much and putting too many things away then those projects will be forgotten while I move onto new ones. It's become necessary for me to exist in SOME kind of disarray just to keep working.
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I gotta get more latex, I just gotta. Socks, gloves, shorts, pants, gloves, boots, gloves, more gloves, a full catsuit, a mask, headpiece, gloves. Harnesses to pair with them, chains, hoods, I gotta!
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Bernardiito @berniebernardiito.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Comm for a friend 🥂
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Bill Beagle @billbeagle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thank you. I think cons are great, but you’re so aware of the finite amount of time you have with folk you wish were closer
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Bill Beagle @billbeagle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A Moment at a Convention
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Every day I'm spending $40 on stuff and it needs to stop 😭
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The older I get the more I realize and confirm that all I need is a nice simple couple of hours with friends to recharge several batteries and keep myself sane and prevent my heart from exploding
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love seasonal drinks!!!!! 🎃🍒🍹
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shafer brown @shaferbrown.com · 17/09/2026
gator joes slopshack (2018)
2018 faux cut paper illustration of a character from a friends rpg setting

A gator with a stained apron beckons you from the counter of his ramshackle restaurant in a swamp

this little grease spoon is open to visit in The Forgotten God: A 5E Campaign available on kick starter here: 

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/r-n-w/the-forgotten-god
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sam "DevTheFox" @samdevthefox.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Good sounds 😵‍💫
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
⛓️
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✧ SkyMagpie ✧ (left my ❤︎ in Undermine) @skymagpie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was worried if my comic is perhaps too self indulgent, but then I remembered the words of Björk and now I need to make it even more self indulgent 🥰
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Kamu! ✨ 💤︎ @kamu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A revamped version of 'The Magic of Disney Animation' at Hollywood Studies opened this week and it features animated portraits of our pals Kaa and Shere Khan!
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @gateaupardeux.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Currently messin' around
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Der Nooks @dernooks.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Spreading more 🐊 propaganda
Doodles of several crocodilian looking characters in a sketchbook.
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🐊 Gateau 🔜MFF @chateaugateau.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Toes Out Tuesday!
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