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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

“I live my life one quarter zip at a time…” - If Vin Diesel was from Fairfield County, Connecticut

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

(So says Wikipedia; I’m too lazy to actually look it up).

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Friendlies-Only: no permanent cap-tie, player can switch via FIFA application as long as they never appeared in a competitive fixture. Competitive Fixtures: current rules allow a switch if the player played 3 or fewer total senior matches before turning 21 & meets the 3-year waiting period

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Jets got an INT…The last Jets interception was during the Biden administration.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Can you imagine the absolute effing silence on that bus ride for Mexico back to their hotel tonight? So great. Did the goalkeeper’s family turn the game off after Sullivan scored? I’d have gone out to walk the dog for an hour… Damn, I want tomorrow’s Mexico City newspaper so bad right now.

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Seth Meyers: I Can't Tell You How Much I Love That

ALT: Seth Meyers: I Can't Tell You How Much I Love That

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Blatant 2025 Duncan McGuire/Matt Turner erasure… /s

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It’s kind of ‘Battle of the Yellow Cards on Every Challenge’ at the moment. 😳🤷🏻‍♂️ Not sure what this ref is on about…

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Naked Gun: Umpire Calls Strike

ALT: Naked Gun: Umpire Calls Strike

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

don’t worry, Ohio State fans, you have either the Cleveland Browns or the Cincinnati Bengals to root for tomorrow…

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Can’t say I’m upset over that, tbh. He hasn’t looked dangerous in a while. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I defer to Howard Jones: You can play the children But you can’t make them win, You can’t sign new players, But you can build a nice gym, Your whole player pool Has very little cost, your fans just sit there Knowing the season is a loss.. No one Nooooooo one, No oneeeee ever… is to blame.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Are we “so sick of winning” yet, or….?

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

People I would rather see in goal: AJ Marcucci BJ and the bear CJ Stroud DJ Jazzy Jeff EJ Manuel or anyone riding a Yamaha FJR1300. That’s my list.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I could never be a manager. I would’ve subbed Horvath right after that effort. The ball just went in front of the face of goal, he could’ve dove for it and caught it… instead yeah I don’t know what the fuck that was. If you have drugs that good Ethan, you have to share them with the rest of us.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Ethan Horvath cannot remotely be serious with that effort. Shambolic. Go and get the ball, man. #RBNY

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Kudos to @markfishkin.bsky.social for calling that one. 👏🏻👏🏻 🤦🏼‍♂️

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Inevitable creep of NFL football later and later into the calendar of February was all fun and games until this relationship apocalypse hits in 2027: the Super Bowl is on Valentine’s Day. Yikes, man. Yikes. A lot of “Situationships“ are gonna end with “but it’s the Super Bowl…”

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

My only advice in love is find someone who looks at you the way google chrome looks at re-launching all your freaking tabs right in the middle of you doing something important.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Death ✅ Taxes ✅ RedBull players not old enough to shave scoring against Orlando ✅ 🤷🏻‍♂️ Truly a league for the Sickos.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

There are some Seattle MLS & USA soccer fans who just caught a combined 9–2 drubbing to the face in consecutive home games against Belgium and the Portland Timbers in back-to-back weeks and I just hope somehow that their boss knew this and gave them the day off last Friday. Hang in there, fam. ✊🏻

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

That stadium's first grand finale on this scale? An outdoor super bowl, Feb 2, 2014. Kickoff temp was 49 degrees. In February. A winter storm arrived *6 hours* after the game ended, dropping 8 inches (20 cm) of snow. Fucking Jimmy Hoffa man..dead or alive, that guy is still cooking.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I just want to pause a minute before the World Cup final to note how ridiculously lucky Metlife Stadium gets w/the weather for big events. 82 & sunny with a slight breeze. Amazing. Yesterday is was pouring balls & 2 days ago there was enough smoke to make everyone sound like George Burns.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Mid-century Germans: I recognize this defense from France….

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

He reached The, I think the problem at times was that the The reached him. A cautionary tale, surely.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Not too sure what’s going on in the game, but I can tell you everything about the temperature inside the stadium… #Commentary

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Honestly thought this was going to be Pochettino’s first call. Talented group to work with.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Game 4 NBA finals stuff right there. Crazy game.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Spectacular game by Egypt. Spectacular. What a story. 30’ to finish the tale & shock the world.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Acting outraged that we got here is really spectacular way to focus attention someplace other than the fact that those same people are the reason why we got here in the first place. Maybe if you did a better job finding candidates in 2025, you wouldn’t be here in July 2026. 🤔

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Really wish Chuck Schumer, the Maine Democratic Party & others in charge spent half the time and energy they are using now to remove Graham Platner into running somebody other than Janet Mills in the Democratic primary against him, or vetting him properly in the first place.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Epic Shithousery Group of Death would have Uruguay, Paraguay, Mexico & Morocco somehow all involved. Better get Mbappe out of this game before someone clears him into a hospital.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Credit to Canada for playing the game on the front foot & going after it. Needed that quality in finishing from David that they just didn't have, but I felt they outplayed Morocco for most of the game. Get em next time, guys!

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

All of the patriots who refused to wear masks during covid now wear masks during their displays of patriotism because they celebrate their patriotism in such a way that they don't want to be identified while doing so. 10/10, no notes. That picture should win a pulitzer.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Rookie mistake here by Morocco clearly not understanding how much Canada loves to forecheck...

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I think there's only one way for this CAN-MAR game to go: a 0-0 game into the 89', upon which Cyle Larin scores a thunderbolt game winner and @mattdoyle.bsky.social gives us every UCONN gif in the bluesky catalog in celebration. 😁

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy 4th of July. 🇺🇸 Pardon the mess as we need another 250 years to renovate the errors of the last 250.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Painful to know this is going on & we basically can’t stop it. (Until after, maybe). July 4th has a large grain of salt this year. youtu.be/WHvRA1W54LY?...

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How Trump Hijacked America’s 250th Birthday

YouTube video by Congressman Jared Huffman

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Love it. Walking out of the stadium I was thinking about someone doing a version of this with “Never gonna give you up”. Baker Street always hits tho.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Also, in the 50’ Pulisic gets pulled down w a shirt pull on a breakaway… no yellow?? That’s a yellow every day of the week. That ref can suck it.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Playing 4-D chess, Tim Weah took out of Copa America so we could prepare for this moment. My Ted Talk: ……

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

What was it for? No one in the stadium can tell. Fuck this ref.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Whatever country wins determines how we pronounce Christian Pulisic‘s name 🇺🇸

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Well…if the U.S. can handle its business…you get to play a Belgian side that went 120’ & drained themselves and all their luck to get out of a game vs Senegal. Maybe that negates the travel advantage of BEL staying in Seattle all week. 🤞🏻 One step at a time.

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