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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 07/10/2026

I doubt the religious fundamentalists would view 2 failed executions as a sign from God.

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 06/10/2026

If I can't sleep tonight I will start reading Ronaldo's statement again and that should do the trick.

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 06/10/2026

Help For Heroes tends to come across as Help For Tommy and no doubt Thommo in due course but maybe I'm just bitter and twisted.

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 06/10/2026

I was thinking England looked a bit shit tonight compared to the weekend. Turns out they are the team in white! It's been a long day.

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 05/10/2026

Started watching Blue Lights from the start last night. I thought I could hear The Muppets' Mahna Mahna at one point but the subtitles revealed they were saying Op Gulliver nominal. Of course, it's so obvious!

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026

Looking forward to seeing whichever sucker gets politically destroyed in 2028... though fool me twice shame on me obviously not a strong enough message for the US electorate in 2024.

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026

Can Leon not stay in the same place for 5 minutes? Multiple parental duties?

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026

Carlotta Shamser, Sham Coffrey and Khadija Sham all in the Sham City team.

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 04/10/2026

I managed every year from 2005 to 2020 but only once since then. 2007 I logged in at 7.15am and they were on sale early, glory days!

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026

Next Croatia home game will also be behind closed doors as a result child abuse.

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 03/10/2026

Hopefully not too many Croatian kids are firework wielding racists.

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 01/10/2026

This international break is all well and good however in the real world the unfinancially doped clubs can't wait to see the reception for Man City at Liverpool on 11th October. The tone will be set and Citteh deserve nothing less than full throated vitriol while they deflect any blame.

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 01/10/2026

Lee Oswald was treated very unfairly when moved inside the Dallas Jail, needs to be investigated.

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 01/10/2026

If Gary Lightbody could set the fire to the third bar I would be grateful.

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 01/10/2026

It's not the missing out on tickets that gets you, it's the hope.

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 30/09/2026

Initial Scam City punishment is to replace the Etihad Oasis gigs with Red Hot Chili Peppers.

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 29/09/2026

They cheated for 7 years so a 7 year Premier League ban at a minimum not disproportionate.

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 28/09/2026

Looking forward to hearing more from Trump about the men arrested in Gloucestershire and released on bail. He obviously knows far more about this than the UK police having been tracking them for a long time.

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 26/09/2026

In Cambridge for the last ever @bobpetesarah.bsky.social gig in the UK, no doubt only until the next one.

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 25/09/2026

It was quiet at the student home where I lived. Unfortunately I was on the seventh floor. I would get in the lift and the person by the buttons always pronounced sju in a different way!

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 25/09/2026

Last time I was in Solna was 1978 when I worked at Grand Hotel, Stockholm for 3 months.

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 25/09/2026

In case you wondered how you write Infantino Is A Cunt in Georgian...

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 23/09/2026

The drones, snipers and Trump crime family wouldn't enhance safety.

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 21/09/2026

Infantino says he is open to dialogue over FIFA reform. Vacate your position immediately and convince the world you are the safest pair of hands for the job. I read over the weekend Trump suggested he should be the Secretary-General of The United Nations but then Trump is so low IQ.

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 20/09/2026

Sold my Editors Unedited box set through eBay for £320 to a buyer in Italy. After delivery he sent me these pictures of a damaged item when received. Odd that shrink wrap (top left), cardboard (top right and bottom left) and vinyl (bottom right) all sustained identical damage! No refund per eBay.

4 pictures of a package with an almost identical gunshot impact.

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 20/09/2026

Looking forward to Earl Spencer's comments on the Fulham game today as an eyewitness to a previous owner.

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 19/09/2026

Feel for the Spurs fans who were unexpectedly called away and missed their first goal of the season.

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 15/09/2026

I remember sitting opposite Roland on the Central Line years ago. I respected his privacy though could have been another large kid and I would have looked an idiot!

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 15/09/2026

Peak Bob Dylan coming out as a 39 CD box set! This tour was the epitomy of what rock music should be, loved the OGWT 50 minute extract. Bob Dylan to release 'The Rolling Thunder Revue: The 1976 Live Recordings’ share.google/hEYGNVHz37nA...

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Bob Dylan to release 'The Rolling Thunder Revue: The 1976 Live Recordings’

Bob Dylan is set to release a huge new box set called ‘The Rolling Thunder Revue: The 1976 Live Recordings’.

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 15/09/2026

I have to say I've never heard of Piddington-Upon-Gammon previously.

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @handle.invalid · 13/09/2026

Watching the US Open tennis final and a bit puzzled. No Noel Gsllagher, no Gianni Infantino, no David Beckham, no Donald Trump. Is this really happening?

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