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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦

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Bristolian, lover of good music, decent nosh, cats and dogs. Often seen on a bicycle. Squash partner of Satoshi Nakamoto.

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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This international break is all well and good however in the real world the unfinancially doped clubs can't wait to see the reception for Man City at Liverpool on 11th October. The tone will be set and Citteh deserve nothing less than full throated vitriol while they deflect any blame.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If Gary Lightbody could set the fire to the third bar I would be grateful.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's not the missing out on tickets that gets you, it's the hope.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Initial Scam City punishment is to replace the Etihad Oasis gigs with Red Hot Chili Peppers.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pramaldo and Scam City, what a week to be alive!
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No sulking from the Czechia player sent off.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Loving the new Man City 3rd kit
A burglar carrying ill-gotten gains.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Looking forward to hearing more from Trump about the men arrested in Gloucestershire and released on bail. He obviously knows far more about this than the UK police having been tracking them for a long time.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Last Time from @bobpetesarah.bsky.social at Cambridge this evening.Saint Etienne.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In Cambridge for the last ever @bobpetesarah.bsky.social gig in the UK, no doubt only until the next one.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In case you wondered how you write Infantino Is A Cunt in Georgian...
Georgian for Infantino is a cunt.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Infantino says he is open to dialogue over FIFA reform. Vacate your position immediately and convince the world you are the safest pair of hands for the job. I read over the weekend Trump suggested he should be the Secretary-General of The United Nations but then Trump is so low IQ.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sold my Editors Unedited box set through eBay for £320 to a buyer in Italy. After delivery he sent me these pictures of a damaged item when received. Odd that shrink wrap (top left), cardboard (top right and bottom left) and vinyl (bottom right) all sustained identical damage! No refund per eBay.
4 pictures of a package with an almost identical gunshot impact.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Looking forward to Earl Spencer's comments on the Fulham game today as an eyewitness to a previous owner.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Feel for the Spurs fans who were unexpectedly called away and missed their first goal of the season.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Still waiting for a Spurs goal.
A flying pig at Battersea Power Station.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Peak Bob Dylan coming out as a 39 CD box set! This tour was the epitomy of what rock music should be, loved the OGWT 50 minute extract. Bob Dylan to release 'The Rolling Thunder Revue: The 1976 Live Recordings’ share.google/hEYGNVHz37nA...
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Bob Dylan to release 'The Rolling Thunder Revue: The 1976 Live Recordings’
Bob Dylan is set to release a huge new box set called ‘The Rolling Thunder Revue: The 1976 Live Recordings’.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have to say I've never heard of Piddington-Upon-Gammon previously.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
By public demand Tyneside have their own Spurs.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Watching the US Open tennis final and a bit puzzled. No Noel Gsllagher, no Gianni Infantino, no David Beckham, no Donald Trump. Is this really happening?
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Americans - do you mean Jamaica or The United States Steve Cram?
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Brobbie all over the show tonight.
static.klipy.com
Mr Blobby Clapping at Britain's Got Talent
Alt: Mr Blobby Clapping at Britain's Got Talent
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Early days yet but I predict Spurs will score a league goal before November.
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 12/09/2026
Things you wouldn't expect to hear from an orange man
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ray Winstone will be doubly excited by Kante scoring West Ham's 5th goal.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Blokes in the cinema with chocolate eclairs, it was always chocolate eclairs.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A Pet Shop Boys remix of North London Forever is all well and good but this is the greatest football song youtu.be/awmW-7GvTYo?...
youtu.be
Tote End Boys (with Eastville memories)
YouTube video by Dan Lovering
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Gardener's World with Monty The Planter to follow Mondo Duplantis.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Jeez, somebody on TNT Sports actually pronounced De Bruyne correctly! No so-called professional commentator in the UK has ever cracked that one. Much like Cruyff it only requires basic research.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh dear, The Tates must remain behind bars. Maybe they could ship over Joey Barton for company.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just switched over to BBC1 to see the Saudi 9/11 Panorama and EastEnders is utter madness, same as it ever was.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Labia's a bit of a... Oh Lavia.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ukraine must be wondering why Trump sends over real estate developers and fund managers. Maybe MAGA have no concept of diplomacy.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
No nominative determinism for Tshite in The Diamond League.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Good to see The Waverley in Dartmouth today
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The natural order has been restored.
Bristol Rovers atop League Two.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Dartmouth for the next week. A good choice it would appear.
A pint of beer and the view from Dartmouth. A yacht sailing up the Dart magically without sails. The view from The Nest £360 for the week. Dartmouth Castle perchance as seen from the flat?
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Highly entertained by The Furlong Family formerly of Stevenage now in Hatfield. 3 vehicles on their drive, 1 in the garage, 6 on the road. Their 3 bedroom house can't take it?
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The time is right for The Premier League to deduct points from teams whose touchline staff drink from single use water bottles. It's not cool and all the clubs merchandise multiple use branded water bottles. I won't be found dead on a hill over this but get with the beat Baggy.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
At least Hearts don't roll over and die like Celtic.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly truly was a legend. She never forgot her roots and I bought all of her bluegrass albums. She also didn't keep her money to herself but used it for educational purposes. Sleep well Dolly.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I have to confess I would approve of hydration breaks in football matches when I'm cooking fish pie.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Coventry City suffering a hard lamping so far.
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Liverpool seem to be very keen on Minteh. I feel he dropped a level when he moved from EastEnders to Call The Midwife.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If you are the person who created the instructions for attaching straps to the Pixel Watch 5 then consider yourself lucky I do not have a horse whip to hand.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
No hydration break, no half time show, no Infantino, proper football.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Next Friday on my mind!
A weather forecast showing next Friday at 19C.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Upcoming announcement from NASA. My suspicion is the Kennedy Space Center will be renamed The Trump-Kennedy Space Center.
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Alistair Burns 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦 @gashead.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Love seeing Seb Coe on TV. Remember him from around 74-75 racing my mate Gary in a 3,000 metres race somewhere in The Midlands, likely Warley. Astonishingly exciting watching 2 schoolboys battling it out. Gary ended up serving 7 years at medical school. Seb, like Brandreth, an acceptable Tory.
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