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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The leader of the free world after he realizes his wife and houseguest smelled the squishy dookie he dropped in his drawers before he did. President Poopypants on his way to have Natalie change his soiled Depends.

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

My contribution. Mrs. Chu and Wong Fei Hung will return in Doomsday!!

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

How much wealth would trickledown economics trickle if trickle-down economics could trickle down wealth?It would trickle as much wealth as trickle-down economics could trickle, and trickle all the wealth that trickle-down economics could trickle, if trickle-down economics could trickle down wealth.

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

@maddow.bsky.social @jenpsaki.bsky.social @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social @jimmykimmel.com Just in case we are continuing this in the news cycle. How deep does she get into his psyche? Yes I’m always this funny and I could use a job.

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Will you pull the trigger? Inject the prisoner? Throw the switch? Anyone advocating for the death penalty sure as fuck better be willing to defy their God and personally set in final judgment on their fellow human. Stupid Nancy Mace. Low IQ Nancy Mace. Is that you?!

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Donald Trump can apparently lose the neck vagina if he spends all day long with this expression.

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Most Christian marketing goes something like this, or a knock on the door. So which is it? Good news, or an afterlife existential threat? Pastors need to work on their indoctrination models.

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Florida faithful in 2029 still convinced their President was robbed nine years earlier.

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I don’t see a spinal condition. I see a perfectly normal raccoon who had his tail pulled too far by someone who just let it snap back. It’s fine. All someone needs to do is blow in his nose real hard and it’ll push that tail right back out where it belongs.

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

This is 19-year-old Pvt. Isabella Gonzales. She was a teenager killed by Donald Trump. Some of you have daughters. What if the President of the United States took her future from you? What would you say to her parents right now? Do you think Donald Trump has called the mothers of the dead?

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Two more American soldiers are now dead thanks to Trump’s war of choice. Meanwhile… “Donor?” Donor.” Donor?” Donor.” Donor?” Donor.” Aaaaand, “Doner!”

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

The rational world wants evidence of both God and a slash. God will be easier to prove, I think.

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! I’M ON GENDER AFFIRMING THERAPY AND I FEEL FUCKING FANTASTIC!!!!!

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

At what point did these become an aspirational aesthetic and MAGA secret handshake?

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

That’s the right attitude to fasttrack your way to understanding.

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

There’s a very fine line between firebrand and irrational big mouth.

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Without improvisation, dogma is just an exercise in denying your basic human instincts.

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Heaven my ass! Not with all the white people clapping on 1 and 3.

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

We don’t have any consistency answering this question much less executing solutions to the problem when we finally decide on it.

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Your legacy is what you leave behind. That scares folks in the 21st Century because so many live with regret; having not said the things they need to or done the things they want to. The afterlife doesn’t provide salvation. It provides the illusion you get a do-over. Unless you’re Mitch McConnell.

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Nancy Mace has been masturbating since early this morning. In between, she checks the make-up mirror as she works on her “mourning” face.

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

The Haunted Mansion is missing a cast member.

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Grieving Iran threatening us with a good time.

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I hate it when incompetent cis white men take a woman’s job.

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Donald Trump ruins everything he inserts himself into; and all that implies. @gtconway.bsky.social

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Don’t hate me because my forecast is perfect. Hate me because I’m ever so much better looking than you are.

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I wonder how many Disney DVDs and Blu-ray cases have been donated to Goodwill by the spouse of a husband who, after the kids were gone, had long since swapped out the OG discs with porn. Receiving at Goodwill must be an interesting job. “You donated what?”

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Trumps resident anal polyp threatening us with a good time.

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Cheeto Diaper Baby has had his poor widdle ego bruised.

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Petulant and on purpose. The fucking narcissist had to step on a broadcast lav to have the last word, and that word was, “KAAARRRRUNCH!”@gtconway.bsky.social

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Not quite. It usually takes reinforcement by a plurality of trusted adults, usually in the form of a church, to codify the stupid.

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

The same kind of people that voted for Tricky Dick twice, did the same for our asshat in residence twice or thrice. Yes, Virginia, the American public is indeed stupid.

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

The bigotry of closed minded theists is not a traditional value. The stranger is someone you don't know, yes. But it's also possibly representative of a value system that isn't your own. Your only job, is to learn as much as you can because you're genuinely interested; and find your commonalities.

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

So much for no trans in the military. When’s the baby due, Pete?!

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I guess you don’t have to read the room if you own the house.

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Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Trump contemplating a reach around.

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