Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The leader of the free world after he realizes his wife and houseguest smelled the squishy dookie he dropped in his drawers before he did. President Poopypants on his way to have Natalie change his soiled Depends. 001
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Republican Fucks!! Are you getting it yet?! You shitheads voted for him three times and the best he’s got is declaring an international waterway a territory of the United States and renaming Lake Ontario. Meanwhile he’s erecting monuments to himself. Compensating for the erections he can’t get! 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 22/08/2026My contribution. Mrs. Chu and Wong Fei Hung will return in Doomsday!! 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 21/08/2026How much wealth would trickledown economics trickle if trickle-down economics could trickle down wealth?It would trickle as much wealth as trickle-down economics could trickle, and trickle all the wealth that trickle-down economics could trickle, if trickle-down economics could trickle down wealth. 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 18/08/2026@maddow.bsky.social @jenpsaki.bsky.social @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social @jimmykimmel.com Just in case we are continuing this in the news cycle. How deep does she get into his psyche? Yes I’m always this funny and I could use a job. 001
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Religion should be simple enough to understand that all of gods children have no doubts. That priests, pastors and churches abound to “interpret” the scripture for you and ask for your money, is all you need to know about your God. 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Will you pull the trigger? Inject the prisoner? Throw the switch? Anyone advocating for the death penalty sure as fuck better be willing to defy their God and personally set in final judgment on their fellow human. Stupid Nancy Mace. Low IQ Nancy Mace. Is that you?! 100
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Life is dramatically improved once you stop believing, without evidence, what you are told. Have you been compliant your entire life? Whether I’m talking about God, or Supply Side Economics; neither works. Tune in. Turn on. Drop out. 020
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Donald Trump can apparently lose the neck vagina if he spends all day long with this expression. 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The Christian mandate is to pray and be a predator. 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The comment and ad hominem attack: “I already knew by the name Gary we were all in for a big stupid treat. Just like the name Karen that's so popular... what a demtard.” The takedown and lesson: “Browns Summit, North Carolina, population 12,223… SAAAAAAAAALUTE! 100
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 24/07/2026No badges. No ID. Inappropriate stops. Guns drawn. Unfollowed procedures. No body cameras. Unmarked vehicles. Trigger happy unqualified well fed agents. What about the above truth says, “Law enforcement”? In my view it says, “gang”. 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Most Christian marketing goes something like this, or a knock on the door. So which is it? Good news, or an afterlife existential threat? Pastors need to work on their indoctrination models. 020
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I may sometimes be a fool, but I’m not the fool who built a catio in his basement so he could stay indoors and out of the weather. 010
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I’m just the son of a mom who packed Gerber pudding instead of Del Monte pudding into my lunchbox because it was cheaper. “Baby food Gary!!” We are all just the sum of our trauma. 010
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Florida faithful in 2029 still convinced their President was robbed nine years earlier. 010
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I don’t see a spinal condition. I see a perfectly normal raccoon who had his tail pulled too far by someone who just let it snap back. It’s fine. All someone needs to do is blow in his nose real hard and it’ll push that tail right back out where it belongs. 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026This is 19-year-old Pvt. Isabella Gonzales. She was a teenager killed by Donald Trump. Some of you have daughters. What if the President of the United States took her future from you? What would you say to her parents right now? Do you think Donald Trump has called the mothers of the dead? 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Dear Kansas: Your local weather person is not a candidate for human sacrifice no matter what they tell you. 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Two more American soldiers are now dead thanks to Trump’s war of choice. Meanwhile… “Donor?” Donor.” Donor?” Donor.” Donor?” Donor.” Aaaaand, “Doner!” 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The rational world wants evidence of both God and a slash. God will be easier to prove, I think. 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 18/07/2026The most recent reporting indicates Senator Mitch McConnell is partially alive. Would someone in the know please take Miracle Max and his lovely bride, Valerie, to the movies for the next few days? 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! I’M ON GENDER AFFIRMING THERAPY AND I FEEL FUCKING FANTASTIC!!!!! 010
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 17/07/2026At what point did these become an aspirational aesthetic and MAGA secret handshake? 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 17/07/2026That’s the right attitude to fasttrack your way to understanding. 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 17/07/2026🦜 When I say Republicans have a stick up their butt I mean it’s because the object of their sycophantic affection is holding it and running their dummy’s mouth. 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 17/07/2026There are three stalls. One of them has a trans human. The bathroom wreaks! Who dropped the stinky dookie? Does your shit stink or are you something special? While that trans human is dealing with the same reaction to Taco Bell you are, they are not interested in indoctrinating your kids. 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 16/07/2026There’s a very fine line between firebrand and irrational big mouth. 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Can we at least all agree Todd Blanche is a weasley two faced conniving sycophantic suckup with truth decay and an unhealthy devotion to one man? 010
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Without improvisation, dogma is just an exercise in denying your basic human instincts. 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Heaven my ass! Not with all the white people clapping on 1 and 3. 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 14/07/2026We don’t have any consistency answering this question much less executing solutions to the problem when we finally decide on it. 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 14/07/2026No one is proud of the Japanese internment camps during World War II, during which seven detainees were shot and killed. In operations alone, ICE has killed eleven humans. We are again not at war with who our government is murdering. 010
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Your legacy is what you leave behind. That scares folks in the 21st Century because so many live with regret; having not said the things they need to or done the things they want to. The afterlife doesn’t provide salvation. It provides the illusion you get a do-over. Unless you’re Mitch McConnell. 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Nancy Mace has been masturbating since early this morning. In between, she checks the make-up mirror as she works on her “mourning” face. 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The world’s greatest sycophant is dead, and the “SAVE America Act” with it. Who mourns for Lindsey Graham? I do not. 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 11/07/2026The Haunted Mansion is missing a cast member. 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Elhanon killed Goliath is the “Rosebud was the name of his sled” of the Biblical World. 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Grieving Iran threatening us with a good time. 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I hate it when incompetent cis white men take a woman’s job. 000
Gary J. Chambers @garyjchambers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Faith is a conduit in the gap between fact and mythology. I’m here sharing the good news of atheism. Got God? You’re a psychopath on a leash. Free your mind. 011
