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Gerald Glenn Saenz

@garygsaenz.bsky.social
7.8K followers 6.8K following 9.8K posts

``Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles.'' ~ Charles Chaplin 🚫DMs

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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy birthday and many more, sir. 🏆🎂🏆
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind,And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. @shakespeare.lol
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Damn. The UN has some loud ass crickets.
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Sunday was a sorrowful one at our home. My mother went about with tears in her eyes while I felt disappointment that I could not express, and therefore nursed my sorrow in silence.” ~ Elisha Hunt Drones
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He doesn't seem to have any complaints about the water pressure in the prison showers. Or any other kind of pressure in the prison showers for that matter.
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Batman: Hmmm Thinking
ALT: Batman: Hmmm Thinking
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think the technical term is "affordability mutilization".
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thanks for clearing that up, Donald Shits Himself Baby Raper Trump.
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Make a band edible. The Flaming Dips
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My hope is that he doesn't last until the end of his term.
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“But you are going to read some of those books you keep buying, right?” Me:
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Does he mean this Rubble? Because that would be slightly more believable.
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Do you ski? @selv.bsky.social
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
False accusations about Hunter Biden don't make themselves up.
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Slide Tom Cruise
ALT: Slide Tom Cruise
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@shakespeare.lol To mar the thing that cannot be amended; To pluck the grave office up into the hair.
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ladies and gentlemen… will you please welcome to the stage… @selv.bsky.social
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Evidently, she was fabulous in an extra way that obviously has not yet occurred to Piers.
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
R.I.P. Khaleesi.
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It's almost comical that the ones actually destroying America are concerned about America getting destroyed by someone. RIP Shit that made sense.
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This how I picture your living room looking like, my man. If not, make it so!!! 👊 @ambassadoreast.bsky.social
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Therefore I lie with her, and she with me, and in our faults by lies we flattered be. @shakespeare.lol
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Burkas > MAGA hats.
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
President? I thought they called themselves Grand Wizards or something like that.
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There's many a man hath more hair than wit. @shakespeare.lol
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Finally, White Van Selvy, what do you make of the fact that Sainsbury’s are bringing in square tins? @selv.bsky.social
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Princess Bride Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya You Killed My Father Count Rugen
ALT: Princess Bride Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya You Killed My Father Count Rugen
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I have bad some news, you talentless fuck, they're taking your freedom away.
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Someone told me the other day, weird thing about typewriters: the top row of letters, the longest word you can write is "typewriter". @selv.bsky.social
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Thanks for Klansplaining, Brilyn.
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Turtles eat them. @selv.bsky.social
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@sarahlarchmont.bsky.social
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Manmoth??? @selv.bsky.social
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
No notes. @selv.bsky.social
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
@selv.bsky.social @peggybishop.bsky.social I saw this and almost had a breaky D...a nervy B...lost me marbs a bit!
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
We are infinitely funnier than them.
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
@shakespeare.lol The portrait of a blinking idiot.
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Okay. Shit just got real!
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Stand and deliver your money or your life...uhhhh @selv.bsky.social
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a man in a tie is doing a karate pose
ALT: a man in a tie is doing a karate pose
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
My hope for everyone is that they find something in life that they love as much as MAGA loves cover ups, distractions, and being lied to.
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
🎵 RFK blown away, What else do I have to say...🎶
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
So...that shit must have been cold by the time she showed up. 🖕🍊🤡
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Now if Jesus would just delete Trump...
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
It's just a matter of time until the kitchen light comes on and the rest of the MAGA roaches go scurrying under the refrigerator.
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
O Mistress mine, where are you roaming? @shakespeare.lol
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I can't do anything about those 10 years. But, I wouldn't object to you fucking right off into MAGAblivion for another 10 years. Post haste would totally work for me, if you can swing it.
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Goddamn it!! I've been saying it for years! Terrorists should be allowed to pre-board!
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
@shakespeare.lol Bring me my boots I will unto the king.
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Take your Nazi kid to work day?
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
So...they've decided to just stay in their vehicles then?
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Gerald Glenn Saenz @garygsaenz.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
🎵 "Do you have any dope under your jacket?"; "No." 🎶 @selv.bsky.social
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