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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

“Carrie” on Amazon Prime is just “13 Reasons Why” with witchcraft.

Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Mike Flanagan series are wild since they teach the impressionable audience to monologue like his characters, only to set them up for a crashing disappointment when they get overtalked and interrupted in real life. Giving people Main Character Syndrome and immediately crashing it is emotional abuse.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

If Stephen King isn’t buying a yearly case of Christmas beer for the van driver who hit him in 1999 for the boost that incident has given his career, he’s not really a grateful person.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Q: where does Radiohead go when they want to do crack? A: RadioShack

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I am on my third watch. I quit watching the first time because they killed off Joss, and the second time because I had forgotten they had killed off Joss. Now I’m begrudgingly accepting Detective Fusco.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The only permanent address I’ll ever get will be a prison cell or a hole in the ground. That’s where society wants us to end up.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Earth rated dog poop bag suggestion: rainbow colored rolls of poop bags please!

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This is me. HEY DO YOU NEED A BAG?!? Btw if I’m being an asshole to you don’t blame me; blame the person who walked the dog around the area and pooped all over the place before I came along

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I saw this at parks and cussed out the people responsible. Anyway I’m a hateful male on the tea app now.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Oh. By the way I’ll give up my guns too!

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Damn! NH is better than MN, let me and my dog move up there and we can apply for a duplex together.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If I get evicted from my current apartment, you’ll see us on the news. Because no one would help me get a permanent address.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I had IOL operation a while back and it’s great. No more hunting for glasses. But now I need a magnifying glass to thread a needle when I want to sew because I lost my close-up powers so there’s that.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Threatening people with homelessness is the same as threatening their lives. If people don’t have a place to live, they don’t deserve to live. Save this comment for when I do the same thing!

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Religious health begins at home. Church is just for spiritual reinforcement. If you can’t take good care of your car/spirit at home, there’s no point taking to a mechanic/church for maintenance.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

What do you call a group of men devoted to animal rights? Men o’Paws!!! Ho ho ho….

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Housing isn’t much better. In Brooklyn Center I am living in an apartment that lost its ICS license and now there’s black mold, trash hadn’t been picked up all month, PCAs aren’t showing up to help with chores, and there’s drug deals happening in the parking lot. Give me a tent any day.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If my mom had a guitar and a four-track recorder while she was going through menopause, she would have put Bikini Kill and Sleater Kinney in their place.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Most of the comics had stale wit but it was better than nothing.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Opeth (scalpers had bought all the tickets 2 minutes after they went live) Low (scalpers had bought all the tickets 2 minutes after they went live)

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

In my apartment, it’s a total wash for them because every time I have to pay to do laundry, I do a little property damage in my unit. They can use my laundry money to repair the wall holes.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

These, these, these are the words

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I remember when this was on MTV all the time. The video was great for the Beavis and Butt-Head mentality. It’s a shame that it has so few plays on Spotify compared to other hits of the time, but I blame RHCP for overshadowing the funk/punk genre.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

>be me >have one eye >people call me “fetty white” >be me >get meta glasses >people call me “walking flocka man” I can’t stop winning with these utterly based nicknames!!!!

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

All is well. Microsoft Teams came in clutch for the win. That’s very surprising coming from the company that contributed most to this country’s brain drain.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Very relaxing album, and it’s been used as inspiration for some of the jazzier tracks from the Simcity 3000 Unlimited soundtrack!

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Wrong way to use meta glasses: harassing women on the street minding their own business. Right way to use meta glasses: harassing drunk maintenance men in your apartment who can’t install window screens or fix black mold in your ceiling.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Of course Google Meet won’t transmit audio from VLC media player. If there are rebels or revolutionaries planning to overthrow the Brazilian government, please DM me with your donation info so I can send you funds.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

As of today, per the Brazilian government, my friend in Brazil can no longer join discord voice chats to watch M*A*S*H with me. This is the most stupidest fucking shit ever and I hope everyone involved gets ignored by the MSF when they get their just fucking desserts. Fucking shitnibblers.

Discord official announcement: a government order requires Discord to suspend “Go Live” and real-time video chat for users in Brazil.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I wear meta glasses for my own protection in sketchy housing situations here in Minneapolis. If I had help getting my own house or mobile trailer, I wouldn’t need meta glasses. But I don’t, so I do. If you’re not doing anything wrong, then you won’t mind if I record for me and my dog’s safety.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

The food leaves a lot to be desired. Every time I got wine on the cafe car, I’d have to visit those train toilets afterwards. Next time I’m bringing my own bag of wine in my backpack.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

“CoComelon” rearranged is “Colon Come” and I think that’s just beautiful.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Madonna already did it better with “Cry Baby” from the Dick Tracy soundtrack.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Got a pair of Meta glasses and tried them on in front of a mirror. I was immediately reminded of a joke my dad made about my prescription glasses as a kid, and it’s on the nose: Meta Ray-Ban Wayfarers are “birth control glasses”.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Will maintenance keep normal business hours and not bother tenants on a Sunday night? Will property management give adequate 24 hour notice prior to entering a tenant’s unit? Will the parking lot be patrolled for drug abuse and unhoused safety concerns?

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

If the Airbnb host didn’t do anything wrong, there wouldn’t be holes in the walls. Signed, dude whose guests never punched any holes in my walls. Because I never annoyed them or made them angry.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

The bass on Blue Moon is how I test new speakers.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

That’s why I never offer to lend my voice or likeness “just for a funny joke video dude please”. I’m not gonna see a dime off of that 20 years from now.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

His username shows how he identifies himself and I think it’s sad he has no other hobbies like pets or gaming or food.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

While I love their $2 10pc mcnuggets through the app (deals when a sportsball team does a good job), McD’s is really bad for the gut and wallet. See if there are any Mexican places that sells bowls for $10. More filling for less cash. I eat for 3 days from snacking off of one bowl.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I wake up in the morning and I step outside and I take a big hit and I get real high and I scream to the top of my lungs, “Five Guys? in this economy?”

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

We get that here in my neighborhood in Minneapolis, too. They sure love driving fast down my street at 2am.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Great soundtrack of the 90s. “Seasons” by Chris Cornell makes me sob every time.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I wanted a slow chill season, like Danny lost a doll so Alec and Ellie had to scour the town to look for it.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

The last time I needed a fork and knife for a doughnut was because I was on LSD. I just couldn’t handle the thought of picking it up with my fingers, plus I was afraid of looking like a caveman while eating with my hands. Fork and knife kept everything under control and made me look fancy.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Chyna wishes all of you a nice sleep and sweet dreams.

A gorgeous black and tan German shepherd mixed puppy sleeping all pretty on a pillow in her very own twin sized mattress!!!

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

But a band called Green Jello? I’m all over that shit.

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Gary Carver @garycarver.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Now I can block r*ddit from showing up, and actually get forums that help me with obscure Windows issues.

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