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Rt Hon Gary Blatch

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Retired Nurse, Roadie for the Sea Cadets

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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Give Barbara some toast this minute.
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Are there really people who need this pointing out ? #BBCNews
A screenshot of a page on the BBC News website which shows the following text:

2 Oct 2026, 15:00
A new version of Dolly Parton's Jolene is set to be released, with parts of the song sung in Welsh by the legendary country artist.

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The song was recorded before her death on
25 August

and is a collaboration with Welsh singer-songwriter Bronwen Lewis as well as Parton's niece, Jada Star.
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I wish contestants could be voted off Taskmaster - this week would be a double eviction.
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Car Boot Vinyl Diaries @vinylcarbooty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Exceptional work from Cliff for October. Sorry, I mean execrable.
Two Cliffs. Caption is "Double Trouble".
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The Green Party of England & Wales @greenparty.org.uk · 30/09/2026
A fairer voting system can't wait until after the next general election. We need electoral reform now.
WE NEED FAIR VOTING BEFORE THE NEXT ELECTION
 
ELLIE CHOWNS
MP FOR NORTH HEREFORDSHIRE
 
"The PM cannot acknowledge the unfairness of a system capable of handing power to a government with a minority of the vote share, and then say the answer is to let that happen exactly once more before he fixes it.
 
Burnham must act with urgency to immediately jumpstart the National Commission, guarantee timely progress, and ensure its recommendations are delivered in time for a fairer voting system to be in place at the next general election."

Green Party
Promoted by Chris Williams on behalf of the Green Party of England and Wales, c/o PO Box Green Party, London, SE1P 6YL
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Dr Caz 🌳🇪🇺 🇺🇦🔸 @drcj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
rnli.org/support-us/g...
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Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I had the same hopeful feeling when I stopped visiting The Guardian.
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Seems to be a theme…. bsky.app/profile/gary...
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Book cover: Gymkhana by Thelwell. It features a pony being ridden by a child which is jumping over a (judges?) table, knocking it over.
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yes, #Gymkhana may be a snooty restaurant but if I was designing a range of India inspired ready meals for Waitrose, I’d probably avoid a word that, in Britain, conjures up images of ponies…..
A shelf in Waitrose, filled with ready meals and a display for those ready meals for a range called “Gymkhana”.
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Tom Robinson @tomrobinson.com · 10/09/2026
rnli.org/support-us/g...
rnli.org
Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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The Sea Cadets @theseacadetsband.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hello ! We have a new track ‘Carton’ out now. It’s pay what you like so you’ve no excuse not to give it a try 😉 Bandcamp link theseacadets.bandcamp.com/track/carton YouTube link youtu.be/UW5ov2acSDc
youtu.be
The Sea Cadets - Carton
YouTube video by The Sea Cadets Channel
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Dr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The RNLI have some of the best people in Britain volunteering for them. They put their lives on the line when they are called on and they will rescue anyone who needs them. Because every life matters, and offering help is the right thing to do. You can donate here: rnli.org
rnli.org
RNLI - Royal National Lifeboat Institution - Saving Lives at Sea
The RNLI is the charity that saves lives at sea. We do this through lifeboat search and rescue, lifeguards, water safety education and international interventions.
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 05/09/2026
As gangs of masked men block Dover port, I will just leave this here www.theguardian.com/environment/...
theguardian.com
Five Just Stop Oil activists receive record sentences for planning to block M25
Campaigners receive longest ever sentences for non-violent protest after being convicted of conspiracy to cause public nuisance
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’ve got a few Public Service Broadcasting promo CDs on my eBay. Like this one… ebay.io/m/PjkbKJ
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Public Service Broadcasting - Everest. PROMO CD | eBay UK
CD Promo edition of 'Everest'.
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The youth of today sure do love their Creedence Clearwater Revival CDs.
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Four young men with broad smiles are each excitedly grabbing a copy of said Creedence Clearwater Revival CDs. 

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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Know anyone who went to Bexley Erith Technical in 1966 ? If they were in the choir then I have an LP on eBay they might like to see. #BexleyErith ebay.io/m/JwQ2Lb
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Bexley Erith Technical Boys' Christmas Concert 1966 LP. | eBay UK
"Voices of Spring". "You'll Never Walk Alone! Miss Patricia Varley will sing My Fair Lady (Selection). Le Carnaval Des Animaux. C. Saint Saëns. Old Abram Brown B. Britten.
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton, among a thousand other amazing things she did in her life, gifted over 330 million books to kids through her Imagination Library program. Her passing is a tremendous loss to the world, but you can support the program today to keep it going imaginationlibrary.com
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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU
Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library is a book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Selling off a few records and CDs including this lovely 1957 King Records Test Pressing - Walking Slowly by Earl ‘Connolly’ King.. ebay.io/m/l51JKX #Vinyl #KingRecords #Soul #EarlConnollyKing #TestPressing
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Earl ‘Connolly’ King - Walkin’ Slowly. 1957. King Records. 7” Test Pressing. | eBay UK
Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Earl ‘Connolly’ King - Walkin’ Slowly. 1957. King Records. 7” Test Pressing. at the best online prices at eBay UK! Free delivery for many products!
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Rue - I Have Guns in my House (for murder) 🇵🇸 🇻🇪 @rueshine.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
These signatories are a real who's who of cunts
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Dear Channel 4. Fuck Off. #ADHD
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Trying to make space and a few quid by selling some of my records but whatever I get for this I know I’d pay more for another copy so back on the shelf it goes. 🤦‍♂️ #Stax #Volt #Atlantic
The cover of a Japanese pressing of ‘Live in London The Stax/Volt Revue’

The cover features photos of the acts on the LP in a collage with the following text around them 

SMAT -1017
Live in London The Stax/Volt Revue
RHYTHM AND BLUES ON STAGE
OTIS REDDING
SAM & DAVE
CARLA THOMAS
THE MAR-KEYS
EDDIE FLOYD
BOOKER T AND THE M. G: S
A beautiful green/blue Atlantic label from the 60s from the LP ‘Live in London The Stax/Volt Revue’. Text on the label reads:

SMAT 1017
STEREO
Live in London-The Stax/Volt Revue
RHYTHM AND BLUES
ON STAGE
(リズム・アンド・ブルース・オン・ステージ/イン・ロンドン)
ATLANTIC
ST
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ATLANTIC
LICENSED
2. B-A-B-Y (David Porter-Isaac Hayes)
3. I Take What I Want (Porter - hayes)
4 When Something Is Wrong With My Baby (David Porter-Isaac Hayes)
5. Hold on I’m coming (Porter- Hayes)
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Southend til I die, obviously, but even then I won’t be wearing this…. #WhoAreWe ?
The new Southend United “walk out jacket” 🤷‍♂️It’s blue with custard yellow trim on the cuffs and collar. There are 3 logos/patches. 1 on the right breast, with the logo and name of the manufacturer, errea. The left breast has the name of a sponsor , ORa Asbestos, above that, the club have, inexplicably, left off the club badge and instead blown up a detail from it - a shrimp - to leave onlookers guessing which team the wearer supports….
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Any Avenue Records collectors about ? Got this one ? ebay.io/m/3wnGkj
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This is Rock'n'Roll - 2 LPs - AVENUE RECORDS JAPAN - TV OBI Alan Caddy | eBay UK
These recordings are then sold on an international scale through Avenue Records branches in the UK, Japan, the US, Canada, and South Africa, tailored to the specific needs of each country. This is Rock n Roll features Alan Simmons and the Avenue Rock singers.
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Posted this on eBay this morning. A 1966 Private Press of Bexley Erith Technical Boys Christmas Concert. Notable for the first recording of Jonah-man Jazz by Michael Hurd. ebay.io/m/BwwIZO
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Bexley Erith Technical Boys' Christmas Concert 1966 LP. | eBay UK
Find many great new & used options and get the best deals for Bexley Erith Technical Boys' Christmas Concert 1966 LP. at the best online prices at eBay UK! Free delivery for many products!
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Why didn’t we let a few more teachers and their families die ? Why ?
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Ben @benbl.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The Beat-Club has just casually dropped some live footage of Can - unseen since 1972 👇
youtu.be
Can - Halleluhwah (1971)
YouTube video by Beat-Club
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
and this ebay.io/m/9EKexm
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The Adicts - Ticket from 1981? Middleton Village Hall | eBay UK
From 1981 (Can't find a definitive source), this ticket is for a gig at Middleton Village Hall by The Adicts, supported by Section A.
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I’m selling off a few bits and bobs completely of my own accord 😕 - just a few to start with but I’ll add more Like this ebay.io/m/WibJn1
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ELVIS COSTELLO AND THE ATTRACTIONS Punch The Clock JAPAN PRESS Vinyl LP & Insert | eBay UK
Japan 1983.
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’m now going to tear a tiny corner piece off to mark where I got up to each* time I put a book down. *Maybe once out of sheer buggerment
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Gary Brannan @garybrannan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hey you! Want to spend 15 mins seeing what telly was like almost exactly 60 years ago? Includes! Previously missing ‘Hancock’s’ [no actual Tony Hancock, but still] Adverts! Including a woman who does NOT have dandruff! And MISSING ALAN BENNETT - FOUND! discover.york.ac.uk/collections/...
discover.york.ac.uk
Galton And Simpson Archive
Explore Galton And Simpson Archive in the Discover York Digital Library — high-resolution images served via IIIF.
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This poster was stolen that night 😀 bsky.app/profile/gary...
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HallowAnna™XX 🎃🍂🍁 @transience80.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh man. I had the best HYDRATION BREAK pic, and didn't use it.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Wrong turn (1/3)
Page 1 of comic. A village of alien denizens on a planet with a massive black hole in place of a sun. Narrative text reads: We were a peaceful folk. Every day, we’d rise and sing to our sun. Until one day…Page 2. Narrative reads: “It sang back.” A neon blue green comet flies out from the black hole, impossibly. The aliens stare up at the sky.
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Help stop Reform councils from banning Pride
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Help stop Reform councils from banning Pride
Reform UK-led councils in Havering, Essex, Sunderland, and Gateshead are taking down Pride flags, cancelling ceremonies, and withdrawing support from events that celebrate LGBT+ people and their…
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Lee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 10/07/2026
Here's a glimpse of what Reform would bring in, eh. Labour have already done MUCH Worse. Labour have segregated trans people. They have removed healthcare from trans kids. They have actively covered up the deaths of trans kids. We are living in the world you are worried about thanks to Labour.
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Alexander Clarkson @aphclarkson.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
They're also slashing funding for....nursing??
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Scam Ghouldin @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.
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The Sea Cadets @theseacadetsband.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
One notable omission from that list 🙄😉 #WestRuntonPavilion #WestRunton #Norfolk
Plaque on a wall of “The Village Inn”, a pub in West Runton, Norfolk. The text on the plaque says

“West Runton Pavilion

On this site, behind The Village Inn stood
"The West Runton Pavilion"
where in the 70's & 80's performances by such as T-Rex, Slade, Motorhead, Sex Pistols, Dire Straits, Thin Lizzy, Four Tops, Lionel Richie & The Commodores, Jeff Beck, Boomtown Rats,
Pretenders, Drifters, Deep Purple, Mott The Hoople & Chuck Berry
Entertained people from far & wide”
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The Sea Cadets @theseacadetsband.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
@beetlemoses.bsky.social is ACE.
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Both being on sale, I upgraded my Football Manager 24 to FM26 (50% off 💃) and Civilisation 5 to Civ 6. (90% off). Both games look like shit and require hours of learning just to do the usual basics, both have added layers of shiny graphics that add nothing and hide everything I want to do. Why ?
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
This Tesco cafe self-order screen threw a wobbly on me recently
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
England are going to be 156 all out aren’t we…….
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I've read this post three times and not one of these sentences makes any sense at all #England #WorldCup #BBCSport #PaulRobinson
Post on the BBC Sport website:

Text reads

'Ghana need to utilise Semenyo'
England v Ghana (21:00 BST)

Paul Robinson
Former England goalkeeper on BBC Radio 5 Live 

Antoine Semenyo is in the team that haven't scored more than one goal in any goal since October and he will be England's main threat for England. We know the quality he has got. He is a really quality player and is an offensive weapon that they has got and they need to utilise him.
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
That's an amazing run of gigs #Southend
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Christ, I thought the men were having a bad day #Cricket
Screenshot from BBC Sport:

Text reads

0.1 overs
WICKET
Jones c McColl b Gordon 0 (Eng 0-1)

England lost a wicket with the *very first ball*
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I’m refusing to attend any games at Roots Hall in future unless I’m sat by the South/West corner at a table loaded with food and drink and I’m able to flick a chip at Declan Rice. #WorldCup #Chips
Screenshot of the TV broadcast of England v Croatia. A corner is about to be taken, Declan Rice is looking at the goal. Behind the advertising hoardings are a series of tables where people are sitting with drinks and fast food !
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Rt Hon Gary Blatch @garyblatch.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
This advert for a Home care agency in Southend caught my eye - the woman in the bottom left picture has three arms and probably can get herself up 😂 - seriously though, helping someone up” like this would almost certainly cause a face plant. Reposted as I mangled the original
An advert for a home company, it shows a woman being helped up from a chair dangerously but, probably more pertinently, she *has three arms*
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The Sea Cadets @theseacadetsband.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
If England are to win on Wednesday, you need to stream or buy this beforehand. #WorldCup #FIFA
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